Search found 2181 matches

by 2bizE
Thu Nov 25, 2021 11:01 am
Forum: Support
Topic: NFL Team in Utah?
Replies: 9
Views: 209

Re: NFL Team in Utah?

Would “The Covenant Paths” be a good name for a NFL team in Utah? It may be a hard pill to swallow while sitting in the stadium on Sunday (fake Sabbath day stolen from Jews) and cheering, “Kick A$$ Covenant Paths”…
by 2bizE
Tue Nov 23, 2021 8:49 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: NFL Team in Utah?
Replies: 9
Views: 209

NFL Team in Utah?

Utah governor Cox recently indicated he would Utah hard to get a NFL team to Utah. How profitable would that team be? Most games are on Sunday. No Utah, you can’t sign up and only play on Monday and Thursday nights. The average NFL attendance is about 70,000 people per game, unless you are the charg...
by 2bizE
Tue Nov 23, 2021 1:41 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Toilet cleaning robot
Replies: 6
Views: 144

Toilet cleaning robot

Message received: Brother 2BizE, I know you are too busy, but we have assigned you to clean the ward meetinghouse this Saturday at 8 am. My response #1: Hard pass. My response #2: You may not be aware but I have Mormon Covid. It is longer acting than long Covid and will preclude me from attending ch...
by 2bizE
Sun Nov 21, 2021 1:01 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: DHO's Attempted Gaslighting of Electroshock (EDIT: AVERSION) Therapy On Gay Individuals At BYU
Replies: 29
Views: 766

Re: DHO's Attempted Gaslighting of Electroshock Therapy On Gay Individuals At BYU

Where's 60 Minutes when you need it? Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick I sent a link to the latest MormonStories podcast to 60 minutes with a plea for someone to listen to it. Maybe enough voices will get them to notice. If you care to join me the email address is: 60min@cbsnews.com Nice. It...
by 2bizE
Fri Nov 19, 2021 8:35 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: DHO's Attempted Gaslighting of Electroshock (EDIT: AVERSION) Therapy On Gay Individuals At BYU
Replies: 29
Views: 766

Re: DHO's Attempted Gaslighting of Electroshock Therapy On Gay Individuals At BYU

Hagoth wrote:
Wed Nov 17, 2021 2:35 pm
Where's 60 Minutes when you need it?
Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick
by 2bizE
Tue Nov 16, 2021 10:42 am
Forum: Support
Topic: Why are temples going Moroni-less ?
Replies: 14
Views: 736

Re: Why are temples going Moroni-less ?

Why doesn’t the church put a statue of Christ on top of temples instead of Moroni?
by 2bizE
Thu Nov 11, 2021 12:33 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Families Floating in Hereafter
Replies: 16
Views: 887

Re: Families Floating in Hereafter

Red Ryder wrote:
Thu Nov 11, 2021 9:26 am
The way I understand it, everyone in the celestial kingdom will be walking around in their garments. So anyone from a lower kingdom will be noticed pretty damn quick! :lol:

Possibly all mesh with the 60’s style butt flap.
This makes sense with the recent survey on garments.
by 2bizE
Wed Nov 10, 2021 11:16 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Why does religion exist?
Replies: 12
Views: 702

Re: Why does religion exist?

Perhaps the purpose of religion is conformity?
by 2bizE
Wed Nov 10, 2021 4:23 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Why does religion exist?
Replies: 12
Views: 702

Re: Why does religion exist?

I think religion started out as a lack of understanding of science. Particularly, solar and planetary science. Then people figured out it was a way of gaining power, control and wealth and that is what it has primarily become. It is evident that Mormonism started as a way to make money. This is why ...
by 2bizE
Wed Nov 10, 2021 12:53 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: The Branch is broke that is zero dollars !!!
Replies: 4
Views: 428

Re: The Branch is broke that is zero dollars !!!

I can’t think of anything be greed. The church is hoarding gold like Smaug in The Hobbit, and paying little attention to members. Unfortunately, this is not a new phenomenon. The church has been acting this way for many years. It felt like we had more control back when we had to raise our own fundin...
by 2bizE
Sun Nov 07, 2021 7:15 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Saturday Sabbath
Replies: 8
Views: 539

Re: Saturday Sabbath

The sabbath represents the seventh day when god rested. It is Shabbat, and the calendar named the seventh day after Shabbat: in English it is Saturday. Christians, including Mormons, stole the name and practice from Jews and moved it to Sunday, probably just to piss them off. Suppose in a village th...
by 2bizE
Sun Nov 07, 2021 7:05 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: LDS callings: we've got it backwards
Replies: 3
Views: 464

Re: LDS callings: we've got it backwards

I like the idea of setting conditions and expectations with a calling:
Bishop: we want you to serve as nursery leader.
Me: I will accept if you install a small fridge in the nursery, a slurpy machine, and a cotton candy machine, and provide all of the supplies.
by 2bizE
Fri Nov 05, 2021 11:52 am
Forum: Support
Topic: What to ask the professor...
Replies: 19
Views: 1049

Re: What to ask the professor...

What was the greater miracle?
1) That president Nelson survived the firey spiral of death airplane where an engine exploded and flaming oil and fuel were put out by the spiral death dive
Or
2) That the safety investigation and pilot report indicated there was no damage to the aircraft.
by 2bizE
Fri Nov 05, 2021 11:40 am
Forum: Support
Topic: If you talk to a BYU _______ Professor…
Replies: 5
Views: 307

Re: If you talk to a BYU _______ Professor…

Red Ryder wrote:
Fri Nov 05, 2021 8:40 am
If you talk to a BYU Public Relations professor, they will say that Gordon B. Hinckley invented the internet, not knowing that everything that proves the church false can be found there.
And I always thought it was Al Gore :lol:
by 2bizE
Sun Oct 31, 2021 7:07 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: New garment survey
Replies: 8
Views: 482

Re: New garment survey

I took the survey. Takes about 20 minutes.
by 2bizE
Tue Oct 26, 2021 8:05 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Ancient origins of the temple ceremony?
Replies: 7
Views: 1077

Re: Ancient origins of the temple ceremony?

There was also a bit of beer drinking in the early days of Mormon temples. They used to gather is a circle, raise a large stein full of beer above their heads and while lowering it chant these words “Pale ale, pale ale, pale ale” repeated three times. This was to soften up the beer god and always ke...
by 2bizE
Tue Oct 26, 2021 11:43 am
Forum: Support
Topic: Feeling bad for full time missionaries
Replies: 13
Views: 731

Re: Feeling bad for full time missionaries

I’m thinking of serving a mission with my wife once the kids are all out of the house….not a mission for the church silly, a mission for myself and wife. We will be travel to a few destinations for about 6 months each and learn of the culture of the community. Fly fishing at each place and doing oth...
by 2bizE
Sun Oct 24, 2021 5:07 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Debate night: RFM vs Midnight Mormoms
Replies: 47
Views: 3926

Re: Debate night: RFM vs Midnight Mormoms

moksha wrote:
Thu Oct 21, 2021 9:27 pm
Potential Debate Question:

If a train is traveling at 90 mph from Nauvoo, and another train is traveling at 30 mph from Kirtland, how long will it take for Joseph Smith to marry another man’s wife that was just sent on an overseas mission?
I believe the correct answer is Cincinnati.
by 2bizE
Sun Oct 24, 2021 12:05 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: The Book of Mormon - the musical
Replies: 2
Views: 528

Re: The Book of Mormon - the musical

One change is they now go out in the audience and select some younger women to hand out towels to the cast to dry off their foreheads after some of the dance routines.
by 2bizE
Sun Oct 24, 2021 12:03 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Debate night: RFM vs Midnight Mormoms
Replies: 47
Views: 3926

Re: Debate night: RFM vs Midnight Mormoms

Where can we purchase tickets? Or will it be like GC where you have to get tickets through your bishop or SP? :lol: