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by moksha
Tue Aug 20, 2019 8:23 am
Forum: The Coffee Shop
Topic: 420
Replies: 7
Views: 179

Re: 420

Thoughtful wrote:
Thu Aug 15, 2019 4:32 pm
CBD does absolutely nothing for me whatsoever. I may as well eat olive oil.
Have you tried consecrating it first?
by moksha
Tue Aug 20, 2019 8:20 am
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: New AP headline: Mormon church warning: Beware of those fancy coffee drinks
Replies: 9
Views: 359

Re: New AP headline: Mormon church warning: Beware of those fancy coffee drinks

First, they came for tea and I said nothing
Then they came for coffee and I was silent
Then they came for mocha and I did not speak
Then expresso ice cream and I said what the heck.
-- Rabbi Penguinstock, Congregation Beth Nom
by moksha
Mon Aug 19, 2019 5:52 am
Forum: Support
Topic: Ed Smart comes out as gay
Replies: 22
Views: 585

Re: Ed Smart comes out as gay

Ed Smart destroys his family because he likes dudes and he is the world's greatest martyr. A hero more grand than old Jesus H. Christ himself. He didn't destroy his family. They are all alive and well. Nobody has claimed him as a martyr (he doesn't even own a pepperbox pistol ;) ). Invoking the nam...
by moksha
Fri Aug 16, 2019 4:46 am
Forum: Support
Topic: Ed Smart comes out as gay
Replies: 22
Views: 585

Re: Ed Smart comes out as gay

Ed Smart says that he is gay and doesn’t see a place for himself in The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. What a shame that for the last two decades, the LDS Church has made hating on gays as its number one issue. It just doesn't seem right that hating should be the defining characteristi...
by moksha
Fri Aug 16, 2019 4:31 am
Forum: Introductions
Topic: Finally joined after lurking 6 years
Replies: 11
Views: 256

Re: Finally joined after lurking 6 years

Welcome, Stuck.
by moksha
Fri Aug 16, 2019 4:29 am
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Kwaku the Deceiver
Replies: 19
Views: 831

Re: Kwaku the Deceiver

Kwaku El - Mallard Son of Krypton https://secure.img1-fg.wfcdn.com/im/23769915/resize-h400-p1-w400%5Ecompr-r85/6062/60620640/Figur+Darkwing+Duck.jpg This Reformed Egyptian writing proves my case! Read on another board that Kwaku is being funded by the More Good Foundation, the group behind the 1906...
by moksha
Wed Aug 14, 2019 10:04 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Green tea is officially bad for you, against WoW
Replies: 30
Views: 756

Re: Green tea is officially bad for you, against WoW

When questioned on why tea and coffee are on this list, LDS apologists will say it is a test of obedience. I would suggest instead that it is a test of uncritical thinking and conforming to dubious rules.
by moksha
Wed Aug 14, 2019 12:33 am
Forum: The Coffee Shop
Topic: Bumper Stickers
Replies: 11
Views: 242

Re: Bumper Stickers

Ghost, if Utah ever needs to replace the beehive as its State symbol, that tapir illustration would make a good substitute.
by moksha
Tue Aug 13, 2019 7:41 am
Forum: The Coffee Shop
Topic: Cal Grondahl's standard works
Replies: 3
Views: 141

Re: Cal Grondahl's standard works

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by moksha
Tue Aug 13, 2019 6:08 am
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Mortality as Going to College Metaphor
Replies: 5
Views: 205

Re: Mortality as Going to College Metaphor

Most people try to postpone graduation from life as long as possible. Who can say that a Bachelors of Hinduology or Buddha Studies is worth more than a Bachelors in Mormonism since all eventually graduate? I imagine there are a sizeable number of overachievers who have been actively planning for pos...
by moksha
Tue Aug 13, 2019 5:48 am
Forum: Support
Topic: KSL websites go down: Satan at work
Replies: 8
Views: 367

Re: KSL websites go down: Satan at work

Palerider wrote:
Mon Aug 12, 2019 10:05 am
Good luck just hoping to hear sacred Christian hymns on the Sabbath anymore. :roll:
I really like the Tabernacle Choir's rendition of the Paul Anka song, "She's having Our Baby".
by moksha
Sun Aug 11, 2019 9:55 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Elder Snow: Race essay was intentionally ambiguous
Replies: 15
Views: 488

Re: Elder Snow: Race essay was intentionally ambiguous

oliblish wrote:
Fri Aug 09, 2019 12:33 pm
Do we blame the racism on God or God's mouthpiece?
Choosing to blame God for the racism of Men has backfired and will continue to backfire for the Church. Besides, it is tantamount to institutional blasphemy.
by moksha
Fri Aug 09, 2019 7:46 pm
Forum: The Coffee Shop
Topic: Stock Market, economy, and recession?
Replies: 12
Views: 282

Re: Stock Market, economy, and recession?

The stock market always collapses when regulations are lax. That is because the greed in capitalism can never restrain itself without an outside force ensuring restraint. The collapse happens much the same way as when hotels are put on Park Place and Boardwalk in a monopoly game. It is in everyone's...
by moksha
Thu Aug 08, 2019 5:41 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: New lawsuit filed against church for deceptive foundational claims
Replies: 8
Views: 350

Re: New lawsuit filed against church for deceptive foundational claims

As soon as the exhibit of the "All-Seeing Eye" to illustrate the pyramid scheme was shown in the Powerpoint presentation, Judge Sterling R. McConkie was banging his gavel. There will be no Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations Act convictions against Even the Church of Jesus Christ coming f...
by moksha
Thu Aug 08, 2019 5:22 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Running out of post power--and interest...
Replies: 20
Views: 1068

Re: Running out of post power--and interest...

Sending healing thought vibrations and scenic image chakras your way, Palerider!


... plus it keeps me out of pool halls and from reading Balzac.
Yeah, like you would actually read Balzac. :roll:
You are too busy reading the works of Hagoth, Red Ryder, and Corsair!!!
by moksha
Thu Aug 08, 2019 5:17 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Humor to Soften Truth
Replies: 34
Views: 1563

Re: Humor to Soften Truth

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by moksha
Thu Aug 08, 2019 5:06 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: An update from Holland - the country
Replies: 12
Views: 323

Re: An update from Holland - the country

Congratulations on the new girlfriend, Meilingkie! Hopefully, she brought recipes for many of those wonderful Korean dishes with her. Best wishes.
by moksha
Wed Aug 07, 2019 3:28 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Preventing the imenent fall of the church?
Replies: 14
Views: 369

Re: Preventing the imenent fall of the church?

This will be more critical as Nelson passes allowing Oaks, Holland, and Bednar to get the keys to the Holy of Holies. Are you talking about that space they left for an elevator shaft in the Salt Lake Temple? I know the Holy of Holies in the FLDS Yearning for Zion Temple in Texas was the back bedroo...
by moksha
Wed Aug 07, 2019 3:08 am
Forum: Support
Topic: Federal Lawsuit Filed Against The Church
Replies: 22
Views: 719

Re: Federal Lawsuit Filed Against The Church

Filing a lawsuit against the Church in Salt Lake City???! Good thing it is not 1859 or Porter Rockwell would see to it they were not around the next day. In 2019, it simply equates to an exercise in futility.
by moksha
Sun Aug 04, 2019 3:27 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: KSL websites go down: Satan at work
Replies: 8
Views: 367

Re: KSL websites go down: Satan at work

Perhaps Satan did not approve of today's musical selections on Music and the Spoken Word. You would think Satan would be content ruling the waters and making pass interferences at BYU football games.