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- Mon May 20, 2024 9:54 pm
- Forum: Support
- Topic: What happens to the Honest Mormon?
- Replies: 6
- Views: 288
- Sat May 18, 2024 6:29 pm
- Forum: The Coffee Shop
- Topic: Creative Mormon Mythology
- Replies: 163
- Views: 147624
Re: Creative Mormon Mythology
The LDS Church has appointed this new lawyer, Corporate Dog from
Kirton McConkie, to preserve them from Anubis.
- Sat May 18, 2024 6:28 pm
- Forum: The Coffee Shop
- Topic: Creative Mormon Mythology
- Replies: 163
- Views: 147624
Re: Creative Mormon Mythology
Isn't Joseph preserving us from the wrath of a vengeful Anubis who wants his snout back?!!!
- Sat May 18, 2024 6:02 pm
- Forum: The Coffee Shop
- Topic: Creative Mormon Mythology
- Replies: 163
- Views: 147624
Re: Creative Mormon Mythology
Was it not Emma smith that had a part in the word of wisdom commandments? Maybe she was sick of washing all the tea cups. Emma and the girls grew tired of all the missed tobacco spittle (those spittoons were not huge), and the whiskey and beer bottles that surrounded the cracker barrel after a hard...
- Fri May 17, 2024 5:37 pm
- Forum: Support
- Topic: What happens to the Honest Mormon?
- Replies: 6
- Views: 288
What happens to the Honest Mormon?
The stakes near the proposed McKinney Temple in Texas were instructed to mention how the height of the temple steeple was essential to the LDS faith at the city planning and zoning meeting. I suspect the Church was trying to push this lie so the steeple height would be less of a stumbling block. The...
- Fri May 17, 2024 4:37 pm
- Forum: Support
- Topic: Strange Results from Heaven War
- Replies: 10
- Views: 735
Re: Strange Results from Heaven War
Only if you then put him in a suit to keep the garments out of sight and mind. They are sacred but not secret. Except that they are also secret. That may have prevented Rodin's The Kiss and The Thinker from being banned from their scheduled exhibition at BYU. Even still, the subject matter of kissi...
- Tue May 14, 2024 9:35 pm
- Forum: Support
- Topic: Strange Results from Heaven War
- Replies: 10
- Views: 735
Re: Strange Results from Heaven War
I'm surprised the Church did not mention the powerful laser beam atop the Luxor Casino pyramid in its presentation to the City Council, regarding the Lone Mountain Temple in Las Vegas. Mormons have a strong affinity for anything of a Reformed Egyptian origin, such as this pyramid laser beam. The tal...
- Mon May 13, 2024 5:59 pm
- Forum: Support
- Topic: Strange Results from Heaven War
- Replies: 10
- Views: 735
Re: Strange Results from Heaven War
1. The most important article is the Temple Steeple's height.
2. The second is obedience to Church Authorities.
The first may seem new to members so memorize it and repeat it at all city councils and zoning meetings.
2. The second is obedience to Church Authorities.
The first may seem new to members so memorize it and repeat it at all city councils and zoning meetings.
- Mon May 13, 2024 3:36 pm
- Forum: The Coffee Shop
- Topic: Keeping up with Trump
- Replies: 996
- Views: 2383564
Re: Keeping up with Trump
Atty - Mr. Cohen, you knew you worked for a dastardly criminal? Micheal Cohen - Yes. Atty - And yet you worked for him anyway? Micheal Cohen - Yes. Atty - I submit Your Honor that any man knowingly working for such an evil criminal is not to be believed. Judge Merchan - You mean working for your cli...
- Sun May 12, 2024 9:47 pm
- Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
- Topic: Original Doctrines
- Replies: 20
- Views: 1952
Re: Original Doctrines
And the Sword of Laban? Uncle Faust must have been partaking in Talmage's herb when he saw the Sword in the H of H - EVERYONE knows Laban's (flaming?) Sword resides in the F-Vault up Little Cottonwood canyon. :ugeek: :twisted: :mrgreen: Along with the Ark of the Covenant, the Holy Grail, and the Sp...
- Sun May 12, 2024 2:38 pm
- Forum: Support
- Topic: Happy Fam's Day
- Replies: 7
- Views: 157
- Fri May 10, 2024 12:35 pm
- Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
- Topic: Work for Neanderthal Dead
- Replies: 7
- Views: 437
Re: Work for Neanderthal Dead
With powerful forearms, Neanderthal Elders can be very helpful in quelling any future Heaven Insurrections when... Except for Joseph Smith, Dr. Daniel Peterson, and Russell M. Nelson, DNA will show that all others are descended from Pre-Adamites. Chad Daybell, Lori Vallow, Ruby Franke, and Jodi Hild...
- Wed May 08, 2024 8:27 am
- Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
- Topic: Work for Neanderthal Dead
- Replies: 7
- Views: 437
Re: Work for Neanderthal Dead
Having a General Conference talk on Our Dear Pre-Adamite Brothers and Sisters would be wonderful. After all, they were around for many millennia before the Mormon Adamites appeared in Missouri. They were able to help instruct the Adamites in clothing construction, food gathering, shelter making, and...
- Tue May 07, 2024 3:47 pm
- Forum: The Coffee Shop
- Topic: Keeping up with Trump
- Replies: 996
- Views: 2383564
Re: Keeping up with Trump
U.S. District Judge Aileen Cannon has postponed the Trump purloined documents case indefinitely.
- Tue May 07, 2024 1:27 pm
- Forum: The Coffee Shop
- Topic: Keeping up with Trump
- Replies: 996
- Views: 2383564
Re: Keeping up with Trump
Eric Adams, the Mayor of NYC, says that the Rikers Island jail will be ready for Trump when he cannot resist and makes his 11th attack on the Hush Money Jury. Judge Merchan has his back against the wall and cannot let Trump skate after ten warnings. It might be conceivable that Trump's base will loa...
- Sun May 05, 2024 5:56 pm
- Forum: Support
- Topic: How to respond to believing spouse?
- Replies: 23
- Views: 813
Re: How to respond to believing spouse?
Tell your believing spouse to have a happy Cinco de Mayo.
- Fri May 03, 2024 2:03 pm
- Forum: The Coffee Shop
- Topic: Keeping up with Trump
- Replies: 996
- Views: 2383564
Re: Keeping up with Trump
Trump complained that he is stuck in a courtroom, for hush money payments to a porn star, and is thus missing his wife's birthday. Family values, man.
- Fri May 03, 2024 3:03 am
- Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
- Topic: Evolution of God.
- Replies: 4
- Views: 490
Re: Evolution of God.
Ents could help guard the forests from Celestial Mormons.
- Fri May 03, 2024 2:43 am
- Forum: Support
- Topic: We’re back! Thanks Captain Salty!
- Replies: 23
- Views: 1863
- Thu May 02, 2024 11:18 am
- Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
- Topic: Temples, temples everywhere...
- Replies: 8
- Views: 1188
Re: Temples, temples everywhere...
Dear City Planning Commission, Temple Steeples of 1000 ft. height can serve as aviation beacons and broadcast towers helping guide the Star Cruisers from Kolob. Thus it is an important part of the Mormon faith. Plus, it lets the peasantry know to bow down. Thank you for your consideration in this ma...