NOM

The stakes near the proposed McKinney Temple in Texas were instructed to mention how the height of the temple steeple was essential to the LDS faith at the city planning and zoning meeting. I suspect the Church was trying to push this lie so the steeple height would be less of a stumbling block. The...

Only if you then put him in a suit to keep the garments out of sight and mind. They are sacred but not secret. Except that they are also secret. That may have prevented Rodin's The Kiss and The Thinker from being banned from their scheduled exhibition at BYU. Even still, the subject matter of kissi...

I'm surprised the Church did not mention the powerful laser beam atop the Luxor Casino pyramid in its presentation to the City Council, regarding the Lone Mountain Temple in Las Vegas. Mormons have a strong affinity for anything of a Reformed Egyptian origin, such as this pyramid laser beam. The tal...

1. The most important article is the Temple Steeple's height.

2. The second is obedience to Church Authorities.

The first may seem new to members so memorize it and repeat it at all city councils and zoning meetings.

Atty - Mr. Cohen, you knew you worked for a dastardly criminal? Micheal Cohen - Yes. Atty - And yet you worked for him anyway? Micheal Cohen - Yes. Atty - I submit Your Honor that any man knowingly working for such an evil criminal is not to be believed. Judge Merchan - You mean working for your cli...

And the Sword of Laban? Uncle Faust must have been partaking in Talmage's herb when he saw the Sword in the H of H - EVERYONE knows Laban's (flaming?) Sword resides in the F-Vault up Little Cottonwood canyon. :ugeek: :twisted: :mrgreen: Along with the Ark of the Covenant, the Holy Grail, and the Sp...

Hagoth wrote: ↑

Sun May 12, 2024 9:39 am

I would like to expand the love to microorganisms, interdimensional entities and Lunar Quakers.

The Moon Quakers of Joseph Smith are practically forgotten in modern Conference talks. Are we all assuming that they hied to Kolob in a twinkling of an eye?

With powerful forearms, Neanderthal Elders can be very helpful in quelling any future Heaven Insurrections when... Except for Joseph Smith, Dr. Daniel Peterson, and Russell M. Nelson, DNA will show that all others are descended from Pre-Adamites. Chad Daybell, Lori Vallow, Ruby Franke, and Jodi Hild...

Having a General Conference talk on Our Dear Pre-Adamite Brothers and Sisters would be wonderful. After all, they were around for many millennia before the Mormon Adamites appeared in Missouri. They were able to help instruct the Adamites in clothing construction, food gathering, shelter making, and...

U.S. District Judge Aileen Cannon has postponed the Trump purloined documents case indefinitely.

Eric Adams, the Mayor of NYC, says that the Rikers Island jail will be ready for Trump when he cannot resist and makes his 11th attack on the Hush Money Jury. Judge Merchan has his back against the wall and cannot let Trump skate after ten warnings. It might be conceivable that Trump's base will loa...

Tell your believing spouse to have a happy Cinco de Mayo.

Trump complained that he is stuck in a courtroom, for hush money payments to a porn star, and is thus missing his wife's birthday. Family values, man.

Ents could help guard the forests from Celestial Mormons.

Red Ryder wrote: ↑

Thu May 02, 2024 6:50 pm

I think it’s bots.

A month ago Bill Reel and RFM mentioned the Strengthening the Membership Committee was hiring agents to scour the internet. What better place to observe than NOM.

Dear City Planning Commission, Temple Steeples of 1000 ft. height can serve as aviation beacons and broadcast towers helping guide the Star Cruisers from Kolob. Thus it is an important part of the Mormon faith. Plus, it lets the peasantry know to bow down. Thank you for your consideration in this ma...

I've pondered that question. One thing is for certain: Fair play for Neanderthals, Denisovians, Pre-Adamite Modern Humans (or just plain Modern Humans born before historical records), and other groups. However, is there a cut-off in the human evolutionary timeline? Would this work go back to our mit...

Mormons just believe, so what's wrong with having a personal psychic?

Judge Merchan has ruled that Trump violated his gag order 9 times and imposed a fine during his porn star hush money trial. He could go to jail for his next offenses and we know Trump will not be silent.

https://apnews.com/live/trump-trial-hush-money-day-9

How can a TBM explain the explosion of religious beliefs that evolved from that single thread of the gospel taught by Adam and Noah? Perhaps they could use the Mormon idea of humans descending from Pre-Adamites and Adamites. The Pre-Adamites had over two hundred thousand years of development before...