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- Sun May 12, 2024 9:47 pm
- Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
- Topic: Original Doctrines
- Replies: 18
- Views: 1540
Re: Original Doctrines
And the Sword of Laban? Uncle Faust must have been partaking in Talmage's herb when he saw the Sword in the H of H - EVERYONE knows Laban's (flaming?) Sword resides in the F-Vault up Little Cottonwood canyon. :ugeek: :twisted: :mrgreen: Along with the Ark of the Covenant, the Holy Grail, and the Sp...
- Sun May 12, 2024 2:38 pm
- Forum: Support
- Topic: Happy Fam's Day
- Replies: 5
- Views: 72
- Fri May 10, 2024 12:35 pm
- Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
- Topic: Work for Neanderthal Dead
- Replies: 7
- Views: 261
Re: Work for Neanderthal Dead
With powerful forearms, Neanderthal Elders can be very helpful in quelling any future Heaven Insurrections when... Except for Joseph Smith, Dr. Daniel Peterson, and Russell M. Nelson, DNA will show that all others are descended from Pre-Adamites. Chad Daybell, Lori Vallow, Ruby Franke, and Jodi Hild...
- Wed May 08, 2024 8:27 am
- Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
- Topic: Work for Neanderthal Dead
- Replies: 7
- Views: 261
Re: Work for Neanderthal Dead
Having a General Conference talk on Our Dear Pre-Adamite Brothers and Sisters would be wonderful. After all, they were around for many millennia before the Mormon Adamites appeared in Missouri. They were able to help instruct the Adamites in clothing construction, food gathering, shelter making, and...
- Tue May 07, 2024 3:47 pm
- Forum: The Coffee Shop
- Topic: Keeping up with Trump
- Replies: 994
- Views: 2329725
Re: Keeping up with Trump
U.S. District Judge Aileen Cannon has postponed the Trump purloined documents case indefinitely.
- Tue May 07, 2024 1:27 pm
- Forum: The Coffee Shop
- Topic: Keeping up with Trump
- Replies: 994
- Views: 2329725
Re: Keeping up with Trump
Eric Adams, the Mayor of NYC, says that the Rikers Island jail will be ready for Trump when he cannot resist and makes his 11th attack on the Hush Money Jury. Judge Merchan has his back against the wall and cannot let Trump skate after ten warnings. It might be conceivable that Trump's base will loa...
- Sun May 05, 2024 5:56 pm
- Forum: Support
- Topic: How to respond to believing spouse?
- Replies: 21
- Views: 447
Re: How to respond to believing spouse?
Tell your believing spouse to have a happy Cinco de Mayo.
- Fri May 03, 2024 2:03 pm
- Forum: The Coffee Shop
- Topic: Keeping up with Trump
- Replies: 994
- Views: 2329725
Re: Keeping up with Trump
Trump complained that he is stuck in a courtroom, for hush money payments to a porn star, and is thus missing his wife's birthday. Family values, man.
- Fri May 03, 2024 3:03 am
- Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
- Topic: Evolution of God.
- Replies: 4
- Views: 155
Re: Evolution of God.
Ents could help guard the forests from Celestial Mormons.
- Fri May 03, 2024 2:43 am
- Forum: Support
- Topic: We’re back! Thanks Captain Salty!
- Replies: 23
- Views: 1115
- Thu May 02, 2024 11:18 am
- Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
- Topic: Temples, temples everywhere...
- Replies: 8
- Views: 634
Re: Temples, temples everywhere...
Dear City Planning Commission, Temple Steeples of 1000 ft. height can serve as aviation beacons and broadcast towers helping guide the Star Cruisers from Kolob. Thus it is an important part of the Mormon faith. Plus, it lets the peasantry know to bow down. Thank you for your consideration in this ma...
- Thu May 02, 2024 9:52 am
- Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
- Topic: Work for Neanderthal Dead
- Replies: 7
- Views: 261
Re: Work for Neanderthal Dead
I've pondered that question. One thing is for certain: Fair play for Neanderthals, Denisovians, Pre-Adamite Modern Humans (or just plain Modern Humans born before historical records), and other groups. However, is there a cut-off in the human evolutionary timeline? Would this work go back to our mit...
- Tue Apr 30, 2024 9:51 pm
- Forum: Support
- Topic: Psychics & Ballards
- Replies: 7
- Views: 147
Re: Psychics & Ballards
Mormons just believe, so what's wrong with having a personal psychic?
- Tue Apr 30, 2024 1:10 pm
- Forum: The Coffee Shop
- Topic: Keeping up with Trump
- Replies: 994
- Views: 2329725
Re: Keeping up with Trump
Judge Merchan has ruled that Trump violated his gag order 9 times and imposed a fine during his porn star hush money trial. He could go to jail for his next offenses and we know Trump will not be silent.
https://apnews.com/live/trump-trial-hush-money-day-9
https://apnews.com/live/trump-trial-hush-money-day-9
- Tue Apr 30, 2024 1:17 am
- Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
- Topic: Evolution of God.
- Replies: 4
- Views: 155
Re: Evolution of God.
How can a TBM explain the explosion of religious beliefs that evolved from that single thread of the gospel taught by Adam and Noah? Perhaps they could use the Mormon idea of humans descending from Pre-Adamites and Adamites. The Pre-Adamites had over two hundred thousand years of development before...
- Tue Apr 30, 2024 1:09 am
- Forum: Support
- Topic: We’re back! Thanks Captain Salty!
- Replies: 23
- Views: 1115
Re: We’re back! Thanks Captain Salty!
Has any of this been due to Defense of the Faith internet attacks?
- Sun Apr 28, 2024 8:50 pm
- Forum: Support
- Topic: Today was a hard day !
- Replies: 20
- Views: 592
Re: Today was a hard day !
Or pretend you are a psychologist and diagnose their pathologies. Like a tour of the State Hospital. Prepare yourself for odd ways of thinking and seek to shove your acceptance and compassion into overdrive. Just know that in less than two hours you will be out in the real world and your granddaugh...
- Thu Apr 18, 2024 7:51 pm
- Forum: The Coffee Shop
- Topic: Keeping up with Trump
- Replies: 994
- Views: 2329725
Re: Keeping up with Trump
The Trump-Fox News-MAGA coalition has sprung into action to begin juror intimidation in Trump's latest criminal trial. It has already resulted in one juror leaving. In the interim, it would be well for New York to issue a gag order on Jesse Watters from Fox. Wish this coalition was not such a lawles...
- Thu Apr 18, 2024 2:16 pm
- Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
- Topic: A New Theistic Argument
- Replies: 15
- Views: 3004
Re: A New Theistic Argument
I always thought that Jesus meant loving your neighbor was a way to show love to God. Do it unto the least of these. Yes, but... That doesn't show the highest obedience to The Brethren and make their hatreds your own. "Do what we say and hate who we hate; therefore, you are loving the God of Latter...
- Thu Apr 18, 2024 2:06 pm
- Forum: Support
- Topic: The Mormon church is looking to crack down on... garments?!
- Replies: 40
- Views: 4161