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by nibbler
Wed Apr 10, 2024 1:11 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: The new throat-slitting
Replies: 8
Views: 405

Re: The new throat-slitting

If covenants are an if I do this then I'll you'll do that agreement and if you're no longer interested in the you'll do that part of the agreement then you're no longer beholden to the I'll do this part of the agreement. If you don't live up to the covenant, it's less infuriating a vengeful god, and...
by nibbler
Sun Apr 07, 2024 1:07 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: NOMference Spring 2024 Sunday afternoon!!!!
Replies: 66
Views: 718

Re: NOMference Spring 2024 Sunday afternoon!!!!

Christofferson did a very good job of capturing the toxicity of Mormonism.
by nibbler
Sun Apr 07, 2024 10:22 am
Forum: Support
Topic: NOMference Spring 2024 Sunday morning!!!
Replies: 67
Views: 763

Re: NOMference Spring 2024 Sunday morning!!!

Sweet Merciful Jesus.

-120 billion for Oaks.
by nibbler
Sun Apr 07, 2024 10:00 am
Forum: Support
Topic: NOMference Spring 2024 Sunday morning!!!
Replies: 67
Views: 763

Re: NOMference Spring 2024 Sunday morning!!!

+1000

How did this guy sneak through the vetting process?
by nibbler
Sun Apr 07, 2024 9:30 am
Forum: Support
Topic: NOMference Spring 2024 Sunday morning!!!
Replies: 67
Views: 763

Re: NOMference Spring 2024 Sunday morning!!!

That's how revelations that Satan controls the water get started.
by nibbler
Sun Apr 07, 2024 9:28 am
Forum: Support
Topic: NOMference Spring 2024 Sunday morning!!!
Replies: 67
Views: 763

Re: NOMference Spring 2024 Sunday morning!!!

MoPag wrote:
Sun Apr 07, 2024 9:27 am
It is kind of a superhuman feat to make kayaking in Hawaii sound boring.... So there's that? :?
You just know he uttered the phrase, "within the parameters" at least once to the rest of his family.
by nibbler
Sun Apr 07, 2024 9:24 am
Forum: Support
Topic: NOMference Spring 2024 Sunday morning!!!
Replies: 67
Views: 763

Re: NOMference Spring 2024 Sunday morning!!!

MoPag wrote:
Sun Apr 07, 2024 9:20 am
He goes kayaking in Hawaii in case anyone was wondering.....
He's following in the footsteps of Jesus. Sharing parables to which we can all relate. :twisted:
by nibbler
Sun Apr 07, 2024 9:18 am
Forum: Support
Topic: NOMference Spring 2024 Sunday morning!!!
Replies: 67
Views: 763

Re: NOMference Spring 2024 Sunday morning!!!

The only thing missing from the talk was a sock puppet to occasionally talk to kids seated in a small group right in front of the pulpit.
by nibbler
Sat Apr 06, 2024 2:42 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: NOMference Spring 2024 Sat afternoon!!!
Replies: 54
Views: 479

Re: NOMference Spring 2024 Sat afternoon!!!

I zoned out for the first hour and some of this session but so far conference has mostly been boring. More boring than usual.

Given some talks I've heard in the past, I'll take boring.
by nibbler
Sat Apr 06, 2024 2:31 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: NOMference Spring 2024 Sat afternoon!!!
Replies: 54
Views: 479

Re: NOMference Spring 2024 Sat afternoon!!!

The elephant in the room is the priesthood ban prior to 1978 that limited black families' eternal progression and of course the ongoing priesthood ban for women.
by nibbler
Sat Apr 06, 2024 2:29 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: NOMference Spring 2024 Sat afternoon!!!
Replies: 54
Views: 479

Re: NOMference Spring 2024 Sat afternoon!!!

Think celestial. There it is!

And he had the biggest smile leading up to it. So much so he flubbed the line a little. He was so excited to say it.

Bless his heart.
by nibbler
Sat Apr 06, 2024 2:20 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: NOMference Spring 2024 Sat afternoon!!!
Replies: 54
Views: 479

Re: NOMference Spring 2024 Sat afternoon!!!

Don't rely on your Mormon pioneer heritage... that he's currently going out of his way to mention in conference and that almost certainly made it possible for him to be called as an apostle.
by nibbler
Sat Apr 06, 2024 2:17 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: NOMference Spring 2024 Sat afternoon!!!
Replies: 54
Views: 479

Re: NOMference Spring 2024 Sat afternoon!!!

I felt for sure they were going to push the whole think celestial thing a lot harder.
by nibbler
Sat Apr 06, 2024 2:13 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: NOMference Spring 2024 Sat afternoon!!!
Replies: 54
Views: 479

Re: NOMference Spring 2024 Sat afternoon!!!

Serious question. Does anyone believe that the church will ever move on from saying the word "covenant" 33 times per hour?
by nibbler
Sat Apr 06, 2024 2:09 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: NOMference Spring 2024 Sat afternoon!!!
Replies: 54
Views: 479

Re: NOMference Spring 2024 Sat afternoon!!!

Lawdy this talk.

People go to church for 2 hours.
We have sacrament meetings.
The Elders Quorum President does interviews.
Missionaries read Preach My Gospel.

Yeah buddy, we've all been to church for more than five minutes and we picked up on all that.

Holy snooze Batman.
by nibbler
Sat Apr 06, 2024 1:55 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: NOMference Spring 2024 Sat afternoon!!!
Replies: 54
Views: 479

Re: NOMference Spring 2024 Sat afternoon!!!

Church service taking away time with family when you have cancer isn't a positive thing IMO. Even if you pull through. Even if it's for one of the prestigious callings.
by nibbler
Sat Apr 06, 2024 10:36 am
Forum: Support
Topic: NOMference Spring 2024 Saturday Morning!!!!!
Replies: 68
Views: 638

Re: NOMference Spring 2024 Saturday Morning!!!!!

I read in someone's conference predictions that they would get a woman to give the “wear your garment’s” talk because it is the women who they are losing tight control over and it will go over better if a woman nags at us. And the woman that drew the short straw just so happened to be the same woma...
by nibbler
Sat Apr 06, 2024 10:29 am
Forum: Support
Topic: NOMference Spring 2024 Saturday Morning!!!!!
Replies: 68
Views: 638

Re: NOMference Spring 2024 Saturday Morning!!!!!

I thought he was trying to draw a comparison between Jesus on the sea of Galilee and himself. Both were asleep during a raging storm while other people were freaking out.
by nibbler
Sat Apr 06, 2024 10:22 am
Forum: Support
Topic: NOMference Spring 2024 Saturday Morning!!!!!
Replies: 68
Views: 638

Re: NOMference Spring 2024 Saturday Morning!!!!!

Is Eyring at home? I thought I saw him at the conference in-person earlier. Maybe he's at conference but his talk is still prerecorded because he'd have difficulty being up at the podium?
by nibbler
Sat Apr 06, 2024 10:21 am
Forum: Support
Topic: NOMference Spring 2024 Saturday Morning!!!!!
Replies: 68
Views: 638

Re: NOMference Spring 2024 Saturday Morning!!!!!

They never understood that the two great commandments aren't at odds or rank one above another. They're one and the same. You can't obey one without obeying the other. It's church leaders that have placed rules around proper and improper ways to love your neighbor. In doing so they're jeopardizing t...