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by lostinmiddlemormonism
Thu May 02, 2019 2:29 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Church close to finalizing $129 million deal for office high rise in London
Replies: 14
Views: 539

Re: Church close to finalizing $129 million deal for office high rise in London

Jesus wants me for a property developer to graft for him each day
In every way try to cheat them, and make those sheeple pay
by lostinmiddlemormonism
Mon Apr 29, 2019 9:17 am
Forum: Support
Topic: Non-scientific research - you can participate too!
Replies: 16
Views: 583

Re: Non-scientific research - you can participate too!

So....after 3 weeks the results:


Holy McGeneral Authorities: 19

Jesus Christ: 4
by lostinmiddlemormonism
Sat Apr 27, 2019 2:11 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Liberal/ Conservative Dance
Replies: 15
Views: 507

Re: Liberal/ Conservative Dance

Jesus, if he factually existed, was definitely a liberal. I doubt he would have been a Democrat.
by lostinmiddlemormonism
Sat Apr 27, 2019 1:38 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Elders Quorum Guess Who
Replies: 20
Views: 664

Re: Elders Quorum Guess Who

slavereeno wrote:
Fri Apr 26, 2019 8:19 pm
:lol: :lol:

These are great! I really wish I could submit some of these!
Submit them all and tell them they can choose which 5 to use.
by lostinmiddlemormonism
Sat Apr 27, 2019 1:37 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Elders Quorum Guess Who
Replies: 20
Views: 664

Re: Elders Quorum Guess Who

slavereeno wrote:
Fri Apr 26, 2019 8:19 pm
:lol: :lol:

These are great! I really wish I could submit some of these!
Submit them all and tell them they can choose which 5 to use.
by lostinmiddlemormonism
Sun Apr 21, 2019 9:26 am
Forum: Support
Topic: Non-scientific research - you can participate too!
Replies: 16
Views: 583

Re: Non-scientific research - you can participate too!

Well today we visited a different ward. The results from sacrament and SS on Easter Sunday:

2 quotes of Jesus Christ
9 of General Authorities
0 or Rusty

-lost
by lostinmiddlemormonism
Thu Apr 18, 2019 4:44 am
Forum: Support
Topic: Non-scientific research - you can participate too!
Replies: 16
Views: 583

Re: Non-scientific research - you can participate too!

moksha wrote:
Thu Apr 18, 2019 12:13 am

Plus, the General Authorities are constantly in touch with one another.
I see what you did there....
by lostinmiddlemormonism
Tue Apr 16, 2019 10:12 am
Forum: Support
Topic: Non-scientific research - you can participate too!
Replies: 16
Views: 583

Non-scientific research - you can participate too!

Sooo, During conference I kept a count as to how many times General Authorities were quoted as opposed to how many times Jesus was quoted. President Rusty got his one special category. The results were...interesting. My my counts Rusty was quoted more than Jesus, and General Authorities were quoted ...
by lostinmiddlemormonism
Tue Apr 09, 2019 2:32 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Wrapping our identities in the church
Replies: 8
Views: 348

Re: Wrapping our identities in the church

What she has said is true...at least somewhat. The church did help to shape who she is. It gave her values, beliefs, standards, goals, and role models with which she identifies. She believes that they have helped her to become the (good) person that she is. They have. What she also needs to see is h...
by lostinmiddlemormonism
Sun Apr 07, 2019 4:17 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Conference quotation stats
Replies: 5
Views: 339

Conference quotation stats

So having watched all sessions of conference...I know...I'm a masochist, I found some interesting data with regards to who is important enough to quote. Please note that these are by my count, so it could be a bit off. I only counted direct quotes, not references made to individuals or attributions....
by lostinmiddlemormonism
Sun Apr 07, 2019 2:50 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: General NOMfrence Sunday Afternoon!!!
Replies: 123
Views: 2836

Re: General NOMfrence Sunday Afternoon!!!

crazyhamster wrote:
Sun Apr 07, 2019 2:48 pm
All that building and renovating, the church must be somewhat still flush with cash. Either that, or tithing settle should be very interesting for folks this year.
It's money laundering and how you funnel money to your friends that own business that will get the contracts.
by lostinmiddlemormonism
Sun Apr 07, 2019 2:46 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: General NOMfrence Sunday Afternoon!!!
Replies: 123
Views: 2836

Re: General NOMfrence Sunday Afternoon!!!

MoPag wrote:
Sun Apr 07, 2019 2:45 pm
They are renovating "pioneer" temples
Yawn
by lostinmiddlemormonism
Sun Apr 07, 2019 2:34 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: General NOMfrence Sunday Afternoon!!!
Replies: 123
Views: 2836

Re: General NOMfrence Sunday Afternoon!!!

MoPag wrote:
Sun Apr 07, 2019 2:32 pm
lostinmiddlemormonism wrote:
Sun Apr 07, 2019 2:29 pm
MoPag wrote:
Sun Apr 07, 2019 2:26 pm


Whatever! :lol: we have Rusty on the watchtower! :lol: :lol:
A Rusty watchtower?
YAASSSS!!!!!
Maybe Rusty needs a lube job
by lostinmiddlemormonism
Sun Apr 07, 2019 2:29 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: General NOMfrence Sunday Afternoon!!!
Replies: 123
Views: 2836

Re: General NOMfrence Sunday Afternoon!!!

MoPag wrote:
Sun Apr 07, 2019 2:26 pm
FiveFingerMnemonic wrote:
Sun Apr 07, 2019 2:25 pm
Satan's gonna get ya! Boogie boogie boogie!
Whatever! :lol: we have Rusty on the watchtower! :lol: :lol:
A Rusty watchtower?
by lostinmiddlemormonism
Sun Apr 07, 2019 2:25 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: General NOMfrence Sunday Afternoon!!!
Replies: 123
Views: 2836

Re: General NOMfrence Sunday Afternoon!!!

Why are we so warlike. Fortress, evil attackers, assaults, deflect, fortress, powerful, weapons.

All in one paragraph.
by lostinmiddlemormonism
Sun Apr 07, 2019 2:05 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: General NOMfrence Sunday Afternoon!!!
Replies: 123
Views: 2836

Re: General NOMfrence Sunday Afternoon!!!

I bumped into a member of the ward last night who asked what I thought of the missionary change. Since I have not listened to much of conference I wasn't sure what they were talking about. They claimed the duration for boys is now a choice between 18 and 24 months. Was this actually announced, or a...
by lostinmiddlemormonism
Sun Apr 07, 2019 1:52 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: General NOMfrence Sunday Afternoon!!!
Replies: 123
Views: 2836

Re: General NOMfrence Sunday Afternoon!!!

Tabcats kickin it
by lostinmiddlemormonism
Sun Apr 07, 2019 1:44 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: General NOMfrence Sunday Afternoon!!!
Replies: 123
Views: 2836

Re: General NOMfrence Sunday Afternoon!!!

-10 for condoning killing your kid as a sacrifice
by lostinmiddlemormonism
Sun Apr 07, 2019 1:25 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Fun stat after two sessions...
Replies: 9
Views: 603

Re: Fun stat after two sessions...

Talking about him? Maybe. Quoting him? Not so much. There they like to quote each other much more.