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by lostinmiddlemormonism
Tue Nov 19, 2019 5:45 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Mission rules are now just suggestions.
Replies: 28
Views: 1069

Re: Mission rules are now just suggestions.

Palerider wrote:
Tue Nov 19, 2019 2:41 pm

The church is totally being run like a business,
Because that's what it is.
by lostinmiddlemormonism
Fri Nov 15, 2019 6:39 am
Forum: Support
Topic: Starting your own cult?
Replies: 11
Views: 358

Re: Starting your own cult?

called the Covenant Pathway to Three Ordinances or CP3O for short. https://www.indiewire.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/the-source-family-22the-source-family221.jpg?w=780 Wait....baptism, washing and annointing, endowment...isn't CP3O already taken...sounds a lot like Moronism to me...is this why t...
by lostinmiddlemormonism
Wed Nov 13, 2019 9:31 am
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Tithing settlement
Replies: 47
Views: 1561

Re: Tithing settlement

Does anyone else have assigned times for tithing settlement? My ward does! I received a letter in the mail about tithing settlement with my assigned time to meet with the bishop, with instructions that if I could not make the assigned time, to contact the exec. secretary to reschedule. I can't beli...
by lostinmiddlemormonism
Mon Nov 04, 2019 12:03 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Accessing NOM at church?
Replies: 20
Views: 714

Re: Accessing NOM at church?

So this is the message I got today when I tried to get NOM through LDS Access. Could it be that I'm looking at it too much, and they caught on? NOM.jpg Report the inaccuracy with the statement that the only reason I still come here and pay titthing is because NOM is available to get me through the ...
by lostinmiddlemormonism
Mon Oct 28, 2019 5:57 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Tithing settlement
Replies: 47
Views: 1561

Re: Tithing settlement

Why do you have to account to anyone for how you spend your discretionary income. Imagine for a moment if the local united way called you in at the end of the year to make sure you had given them enough money. How would you respond? Do the same thing here.
by lostinmiddlemormonism
Mon Oct 28, 2019 5:26 am
Forum: Support
Topic: Accessing NOM at church?
Replies: 20
Views: 714

Re: Accessing NOM at church?

I'll check next time I'm there. I decided to go scuba diving instead of church today.

-lost
by lostinmiddlemormonism
Tue Oct 22, 2019 2:12 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Another big Joseph Smith blow out?
Replies: 24
Views: 1113

Re: Another big Joseph Smith blow out?

Why not? They hero worship the current prophet in every damn meeting. Stake conference last weekend: RMN quotes -8. Jesus quotes - 0
by lostinmiddlemormonism
Mon Oct 07, 2019 11:16 am
Forum: Support
Topic: Oaks and the Utah Supreme Court
Replies: 5
Views: 309

Re: Oaks and the Utah Supreme Court

If Oaks is an example of what God is, then he is also a reason for not wanting to go where God dwells.
by lostinmiddlemormonism
Mon Oct 07, 2019 11:10 am
Forum: Support
Topic: New TR question
Replies: 47
Views: 1601

Re: New TR question

#11 Old: Do your keep the Word of Wisdom? #11 New: Do you understand and obey the Word of Wisdom? This is likely for those who think that iced coffee is OK since it is OK under the word of wisdom... or those evil 'cino drinks. I'd love to know how they square this new question with what they claim ...
by lostinmiddlemormonism
Sun Oct 06, 2019 3:21 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: NOMference Fall 2019 Sunday Afternoon
Replies: 145
Views: 2847

Re: NOMference Fall 2019 Sunday Afternoon

nibbler wrote:
Sun Oct 06, 2019 3:02 pm
... it sounds like it will run the risk of being a JS worshiping session.
...like usual. If it isn't that it's a idolizations of the current prophet.

I think the reason Oaks is so publicly anti-gay is that he is worried about somebody else taking his spot in his bromance with Rusty.
by lostinmiddlemormonism
Sun Oct 06, 2019 2:52 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: NOMference Fall 2019 Sunday Afternoon
Replies: 145
Views: 2847

Re: NOMference Fall 2019 Sunday Afternoon

SincereInquirer wrote:
Sun Oct 06, 2019 2:49 pm
Russell, I vote for the 200th anniversary you tell us exactly which First Vision account is the real one.
Except it's not a bicentennial year...that's not until 2030, but Russ can't pass up the glory and knows he'll be dead in another 10 years, so let's move it up!
by lostinmiddlemormonism
Sun Oct 06, 2019 12:51 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: NOMference Fall 2019 Sunday Morning
Replies: 96
Views: 1944

Re: NOMference Fall 2019 Sunday Morning

I am late to the party. Fortunately I missed every session yesterday. Praise the Flying Spaghetti Monster! So far I have -10 to Gong for lots of covenant path references. I am giving Franco -5 for speaking in Primary voice despite the fact she is not from the USA. Franco sounded like a 3 year old g...
by lostinmiddlemormonism
Sun Oct 06, 2019 10:09 am
Forum: Support
Topic: NOMference Fall 2019 Sunday Morning
Replies: 96
Views: 1944

Re: NOMference Fall 2019 Sunday Morning

I always think these stories would be better if they were about leopards rather than leppers
by lostinmiddlemormonism
Sat Oct 05, 2019 6:05 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Womens NOMference 2019!!!
Replies: 82
Views: 2121

Re: Womens NOMference 2019!!!

This talk just cost the church $13,000/ year. Mrs lost, just agreed we don't have to pay tithing after this bs.
by lostinmiddlemormonism
Sat Oct 05, 2019 6:02 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Womens NOMference 2019!!!
Replies: 82
Views: 2121

Re: Womens NOMference 2019!!!

If someone puts a bullet in his head, I won't be sad.
by lostinmiddlemormonism
Fri Oct 04, 2019 8:48 am
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Women can now act as witnesses for baptisms and temple sealings
Replies: 14
Views: 472

Re: Women can now act as witnesses for baptisms and temple sealings

A truly good revelation and one that I would actually suspect came from God, would be if they stopped baptizing children altogether..... :evil: ...and stopped pretending that 8 year olds are accountable. No wonder why we have child sex abuse. 'Well she was 9 and so I'm sure she can give consent.' S...
by lostinmiddlemormonism
Thu Oct 03, 2019 12:58 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Elder Oaks Defines "Gender" for Us - In His Usual Bigoted Way
Replies: 91
Views: 2291

Re: Elder Oaks Defines "Gender" for Us - In His Usual Bigoted Way

My biggest problem with Oaks is his stunning hypocrisy. He talks about the importance defending religious freedom while simultaneously kicking BYU students that choose to change their religion from Mormonism to something else? What about their religious freedom? In the one institution that he can ac...
by lostinmiddlemormonism
Thu Oct 03, 2019 12:50 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: A one-liner that captures your disaffection
Replies: 87
Views: 3145

Re: A one-liner that captures your disaffection

If this is the best plan a god can come up with, then he is a pretty shitty god.
by lostinmiddlemormonism
Thu Oct 03, 2019 12:50 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: WOMEN can now be a witness to baptisms!
Replies: 23
Views: 832

Re: WOMEN can now be a witness to baptisms!

It does beg the question though... Was barring women and children from doing so previously contrary to Gods will? In which case, our former leaders were leading us astray. Or, are our current leaders mistaken and this is still a priesthood responsibility? Hence, our current leaders are leading us as...
by lostinmiddlemormonism
Wed Oct 02, 2019 2:30 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Women can now act as witnesses for baptisms and temple sealings
Replies: 14
Views: 472

Re: Women can now act as witnesses for baptisms and temple sealings

Which leads us with the classic question: Was barring women and children from doing so previously contrary to Gods will? In which case, our former leaders were leading us astray. Or, are our current leaders mistaken and this is still a priesthood responsibility? Hence, our current leaders are leadin...