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by lostinmiddlemormonism
Wed May 20, 2020 7:42 am
Forum: Support
Topic: Opening Up Church Again
Replies: 22
Views: 677

Re: Opening Up Church Again

2bizE wrote:
Tue May 19, 2020 7:57 pm
I just don’t understand the church needing to open. What could be so pressing that people’s lives are put at risk?
$$$$
by lostinmiddlemormonism
Tue May 12, 2020 12:26 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Church wants more Christ-centered artwork in buildings
Replies: 24
Views: 839

Re: Church wants more Christ-centered artwork in buildings

...yes, this right after Nelson's amazing Joseph Smith orgasm in April.
by lostinmiddlemormonism
Mon May 11, 2020 12:38 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Horrifying Initiatory Story on Reddit
Replies: 25
Views: 1091

Re: Horrifying Initiatory Story on Reddit

It happened to me as well.

-lost
by lostinmiddlemormonism
Sat May 09, 2020 8:27 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: LDS Church proposes new community near future Tooele Valley Temple
Replies: 20
Views: 1153

Re: LDS Church proposes new community near future Tooele Valley Temple

What do you get if you cross a religion with a real estate developer for $200 Alex.
by lostinmiddlemormonism
Fri May 01, 2020 3:40 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Anti-Tithing Anecdote
Replies: 12
Views: 1456

Re: Anti-Tithing Anecdote

Talk with your spouse an offer to donate to the local soup kitchen, food pantry, homeless shelter, womens shelter, or other worthwhile cause as your tithing. Remind them of Matt 25:40-45. It would appear from reading that that so long as you are helping the least that you ARE giving your money to Je...
by lostinmiddlemormonism
Tue Apr 28, 2020 3:45 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Top 100 list of silly Mormon ideas?
Replies: 30
Views: 3162

Re: Top 100 list of silly Mormon ideas?

11a. Jesus drank wine
11b. Jesus turned water into wine for his followers
11c. Jesus told the Mormon prophet who restored the church that they should use wine of their own make for communion
11d. If you drink wine you won't go to Mormon heaven because Jesus said not to drink wine.
by lostinmiddlemormonism
Tue Apr 28, 2020 11:11 am
Forum: Support
Topic: Top 100 list of silly Mormon ideas?
Replies: 30
Views: 3162

Re: Top 100 list of silly Mormon ideas?

10. God took a physical object (golden plates) back home (to Kolob) which requires lifting a heavy object out of our atmosphere by...Magic!
by lostinmiddlemormonism
Mon Apr 27, 2020 3:39 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: What will church look like...after Covid-19
Replies: 28
Views: 2991

Re: What will church look like...after Covid-19

Check out This Reddit post over at the very TBM sub called r/latterdaysaints. He said while home church is hard, it is so much better that going to church, and he is not looking forward to returning. I was wondering how this didn't get removed, as they normally remove anything even slightly against...
by lostinmiddlemormonism
Sun Apr 26, 2020 2:01 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: What will church look like...after Covid-19
Replies: 28
Views: 2991

What will church look like...after Covid-19

I understand that I am talking to a group of people that are mostly dissatisfied with church as it exists anyway, but I have been having conversations with TBM family and friends that seem to be happier with house church than they are with the local ward offerings. Things that I have been hearing is...
by lostinmiddlemormonism
Thu Apr 09, 2020 9:38 am
Forum: Support
Topic: What will you give up for the fast?
Replies: 8
Views: 580

What will you give up for the fast?

Tomorrow is the global fast for God to stop the Covid-19 pandemic that was organized by the Only True Prophet on the Earth Today even Russ Nelson. I have been thinking of what I could give up. How many meals? How many drinks? What could I do to show my sincerity...my earnestness...my devotedness. Ho...
by lostinmiddlemormonism
Mon Apr 06, 2020 7:35 am
Forum: Support
Topic: The New Church Logo
Replies: 24
Views: 1466

Re: The New Church Logo

Well Jesus isn't going to be allowed on BYU's campus dressed like that!
by lostinmiddlemormonism
Sun Apr 05, 2020 2:41 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Sunday Afternoon NOMference!!!
Replies: 169
Views: 6659

Re: Sunday Afternoon NOMference!!!

authenticity......lol...oh heck....lol...thts is hilarious coming from this crew!....lol
by lostinmiddlemormonism
Sun Apr 05, 2020 2:39 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Sunday Afternoon NOMference!!!
Replies: 169
Views: 6659

Re: Sunday Afternoon NOMference!!!

yes...we do things for others so they join our church...mormonism in a nutshell
by lostinmiddlemormonism
Sun Apr 05, 2020 2:32 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Sunday Afternoon NOMference!!!
Replies: 169
Views: 6659

Re: Sunday Afternoon NOMference!!!

AdmiralHoldo wrote:
Sun Apr 05, 2020 2:30 pm
-100 for not wanting to know about bad things happening in an area that you're allegedly serving.

-100,000,000,000 (that's a hundred billion) for telling people in a FINANCIAL CRISIS to pay their tithing and solve their own problems.
I seee what you did there...:)
by lostinmiddlemormonism
Sun Apr 05, 2020 2:31 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Sunday Afternoon NOMference!!!
Replies: 169
Views: 6659

Re: Sunday Afternoon NOMference!!!

MoPag wrote:
Sun Apr 05, 2020 2:30 pm
-100 for being a privileged piece of sh!t!!!
-100 from me too
by lostinmiddlemormonism
Sun Apr 05, 2020 2:14 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Sunday Afternoon NOMference!!!
Replies: 169
Views: 6659

Re: Sunday Afternoon NOMference!!!

ummm...they left the church because it is TOXIC not because they are some kind of petulant child
by lostinmiddlemormonism
Sun Apr 05, 2020 2:12 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Sunday Afternoon NOMference!!!
Replies: 169
Views: 6659

Re: Sunday Afternoon NOMference!!!

no. as you strive to become a morgbot you will be supported, but not the best individual you can be. Deviate from the norm and you will be ostracized.
by lostinmiddlemormonism
Sun Apr 05, 2020 2:05 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Sunday Afternoon NOMference!!!
Replies: 169
Views: 6659

Re: Sunday Afternoon NOMference!!!

-10 to Dieter...doesnt he know this Joseph Smith's weekend...HOW DARE HE bring up Jesus.