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by lostinmiddlemormonism
Wed Dec 12, 2018 6:39 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Giving Machines = reverse ATM
Replies: 26
Views: 615

Re: Giving Machines = reverse ATM

LOL! I am honored :)
by lostinmiddlemormonism
Tue Dec 11, 2018 4:28 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Giving Machines = reverse ATM
Replies: 26
Views: 615

Re: Giving Machines = reverse ATM

Looks like the cost of two chickens cleared my bank. Online banking says I paid "Bonniville Communications". Bonneville Communications is a legitimate charity, no? No? Are you sure? Golly Gee Willikers, that's a surprise! (For those who don't have a functioning magic rock (or magic hat?) to transla...
by lostinmiddlemormonism
Tue Dec 11, 2018 4:26 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: I'm about to be officially "outed": NOM Crowd-Sourcing
Replies: 50
Views: 763

Re: I'm about to be officially "outed": NOM Crowd-Sourcing

First and foremost, I am sorry that you are having to experience this and go through this. This could be in my future, though so far the eldest two are out. So that is a good thing. Here is how I would consider handling it: 1. Snarky - I enjoy the International House of Pancakes more than the Intern...
by lostinmiddlemormonism
Mon Dec 10, 2018 11:51 am
Forum: Support
Topic: Giving Machines = reverse ATM
Replies: 26
Views: 615

Re: Giving Machines = reverse ATM

Red Ryder wrote:
Mon Dec 10, 2018 11:31 am
Looks like the cost of two chickens cleared my bank. Online banking says I paid "Bonniville Communications".
which is interesting since that is a "for profit" arm of the church.

-lost
by lostinmiddlemormonism
Thu Nov 29, 2018 4:23 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Basketball Fellowshipping
Replies: 10
Views: 299

Re: Basketball Fellowshipping

It's better to have wrestled...and lost...than to have played basketball.
by lostinmiddlemormonism
Tue Oct 30, 2018 5:58 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: What do you all do for tithing settlement?
Replies: 18
Views: 806

Re: What do you all do for tithing settlement?

I suppose my husband will set up a time and we'll go. I'm a stay at home mom, so nothing to report anyway. The bishop announced sign ups on Sunday and then went on a long-winded ramble about how important it was to go and how he had made up a two-page flyer in the program that should answer any rea...
by lostinmiddlemormonism
Tue Oct 30, 2018 9:59 am
Forum: Support
Topic: What do you all do for tithing settlement?
Replies: 18
Views: 806

Re: What do you all do for tithing settlement?

They assigned you a time...


Isn't that just mormonism in a nutshell?
by lostinmiddlemormonism
Mon Oct 15, 2018 10:00 am
Forum: Support
Topic: Oaks Saturday morning talk.
Replies: 30
Views: 1654

Re: Oaks Saturday morning talk.

Fast and Testimony Mtg. was a poo parade of Oaks gushing. They all talked about how much the LOVED this talk and how they got the feels of the spirit and the like. :roll: Glad I'm not in your ward. I would have had to rebut those comments, and THAT would have not been pretty for anyone concerned.
by lostinmiddlemormonism
Sun Oct 14, 2018 4:14 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Food for thinking...
Replies: 9
Views: 473

Re: Food for thinking...

It'll be like lowering the missionary age - you'll get that quick pop followed by a continuation of the overall slide... Maybe they can lower the marriage age in Utah to 14 for girls like the good ol' days. We don't marry 14 year olds in this church, and never have. We marry girls that are several ...
by lostinmiddlemormonism
Wed Oct 10, 2018 12:01 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Mormon - the new N-word?!
Replies: 18
Views: 545

Re: Mormon - the new N-word?!

Kishkumen wrote:
Wed Oct 10, 2018 11:52 am
Sooo.... Am I no longer ExMormon? Is that now an offensive term? Or is it appropiate because I am a minion of Satan?

I'm so confused. This 'revelation' has messed up my identity all over again.
You can still be an ex-Mormon. Now there are just 16 million more of them. :)
by lostinmiddlemormonism
Tue Oct 09, 2018 3:24 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Mormon as a "Devil Word"
Replies: 5
Views: 320

Re: Mormon as a "Devil Word"

And the Book of he who shall not be named: another testament of JESUS H CHRIST!
by lostinmiddlemormonism
Tue Oct 09, 2018 3:15 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: 2-hour church - initial thoughts
Replies: 16
Views: 909

Re: 2-hour church - initial thoughts

You asked for my thoughts So it seems to me That this "revelation" Makes two more than three Now if that conclusion Is logically true Then doesn't it follow That one's more than two? And of course of these choices If the best is one Then can't we conclude Even better is none? Commanded in all things...
by lostinmiddlemormonism
Tue Oct 09, 2018 3:11 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Church Members Without a Name
Replies: 11
Views: 529

Re: Church Members Without a Name

CJ COLDS sounds like a nice microbrew...
by lostinmiddlemormonism
Tue Oct 09, 2018 3:08 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Reading the Book of Mormon in 90 days.
Replies: 36
Views: 1317

Re: Reading the Book of Mormon in 90 days.

I see you've used the "M" word. That is from Satan. 10 demerits. From now on it is important that this book be referred to as:

"The Book of he who shall not be named: another testament of JESUS H CHRIST!"
by lostinmiddlemormonism
Sun Oct 07, 2018 3:50 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: What's the deal with the social media fast?
Replies: 28
Views: 1266

Re: What's the deal with the social media fast?

We are Mormon free for 10 days...enjoy it.
by lostinmiddlemormonism
Sun Oct 07, 2018 2:54 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: General NOMfrence Sunday Afternoon!!!
Replies: 83
Views: 2221

Re: General NOMfrence Sunday Afternoon!!!

There are 2516 members in Guam, not all are active. There are 4 units of the church in Guam. So why are we building a temple there?
by lostinmiddlemormonism
Sun Oct 07, 2018 2:37 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: General NOMfrence Sunday Afternoon!!!
Replies: 83
Views: 2221

Re: General NOMfrence Sunday Afternoon!!!

I am NOT a sheep. Sheep are raised to be fleeced and slaughtered. The only reason shepherds keep sheep safe from predators is because THEY are a predator. It isn't out of any kind of altruism.
by lostinmiddlemormonism
Sun Oct 07, 2018 2:05 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: General NOMfrence Sunday Afternoon!!!
Replies: 83
Views: 2221

Re: General NOMfrence Sunday Afternoon!!!

Is Renlund describing Oaks as his example of Satan?
by lostinmiddlemormonism
Sun Oct 07, 2018 1:50 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: The problems isn't that Jesus isn't in the name...
Replies: 9
Views: 424

The problems isn't that Jesus isn't in the name...

...it is that he is missing from the church. Lack of compassion, unconditional love, understanding and comfort.
by lostinmiddlemormonism
Sun Oct 07, 2018 1:08 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: General NOMfrence Sunday Afternoon!!!
Replies: 83
Views: 2221

Re: General NOMfrence Sunday Afternoon!!!

How long till he cries?