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by lostinmiddlemormonism
Mon Oct 15, 2018 10:00 am
Forum: Support
Topic: Oaks Saturday morning talk.
Replies: 29
Views: 1245

Re: Oaks Saturday morning talk.

Fast and Testimony Mtg. was a poo parade of Oaks gushing. They all talked about how much the LOVED this talk and how they got the feels of the spirit and the like. :roll: Glad I'm not in your ward. I would have had to rebut those comments, and THAT would have not been pretty for anyone concerned.
by lostinmiddlemormonism
Sun Oct 14, 2018 4:14 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Food for thinking...
Replies: 9
Views: 393

Re: Food for thinking...

It'll be like lowering the missionary age - you'll get that quick pop followed by a continuation of the overall slide... Maybe they can lower the marriage age in Utah to 14 for girls like the good ol' days. We don't marry 14 year olds in this church, and never have. We marry girls that are several ...
by lostinmiddlemormonism
Wed Oct 10, 2018 12:01 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Mormon - the new N-word?!
Replies: 18
Views: 450

Re: Mormon - the new N-word?!

Kishkumen wrote:
Wed Oct 10, 2018 11:52 am
Sooo.... Am I no longer ExMormon? Is that now an offensive term? Or is it appropiate because I am a minion of Satan?

I'm so confused. This 'revelation' has messed up my identity all over again.
You can still be an ex-Mormon. Now there are just 16 million more of them. :)
by lostinmiddlemormonism
Tue Oct 09, 2018 3:24 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Mormon as a "Devil Word"
Replies: 5
Views: 279

Re: Mormon as a "Devil Word"

And the Book of he who shall not be named: another testament of JESUS H CHRIST!
by lostinmiddlemormonism
Tue Oct 09, 2018 3:15 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: 2-hour church - initial thoughts
Replies: 16
Views: 808

Re: 2-hour church - initial thoughts

You asked for my thoughts So it seems to me That this "revelation" Makes two more than three Now if that conclusion Is logically true Then doesn't it follow That one's more than two? And of course of these choices If the best is one Then can't we conclude Even better is none? Commanded in all things...
by lostinmiddlemormonism
Tue Oct 09, 2018 3:11 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Church Members Without a Name
Replies: 11
Views: 465

Re: Church Members Without a Name

CJ COLDS sounds like a nice microbrew...
by lostinmiddlemormonism
Tue Oct 09, 2018 3:08 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Reading the Book of Mormon in 90 days.
Replies: 32
Views: 963

Re: Reading the Book of Mormon in 90 days.

I see you've used the "M" word. That is from Satan. 10 demerits. From now on it is important that this book be referred to as:

"The Book of he who shall not be named: another testament of JESUS H CHRIST!"
by lostinmiddlemormonism
Sun Oct 07, 2018 3:50 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: What's the deal with the social media fast?
Replies: 28
Views: 1083

Re: What's the deal with the social media fast?

We are Mormon free for 10 days...enjoy it.
by lostinmiddlemormonism
Sun Oct 07, 2018 2:54 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: General NOMfrence Sunday Afternoon!!!
Replies: 82
Views: 1743

Re: General NOMfrence Sunday Afternoon!!!

There are 2516 members in Guam, not all are active. There are 4 units of the church in Guam. So why are we building a temple there?
by lostinmiddlemormonism
Sun Oct 07, 2018 2:37 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: General NOMfrence Sunday Afternoon!!!
Replies: 82
Views: 1743

Re: General NOMfrence Sunday Afternoon!!!

I am NOT a sheep. Sheep are raised to be fleeced and slaughtered. The only reason shepherds keep sheep safe from predators is because THEY are a predator. It isn't out of any kind of altruism.
by lostinmiddlemormonism
Sun Oct 07, 2018 2:05 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: General NOMfrence Sunday Afternoon!!!
Replies: 82
Views: 1743

Re: General NOMfrence Sunday Afternoon!!!

Is Renlund describing Oaks as his example of Satan?
by lostinmiddlemormonism
Sun Oct 07, 2018 1:50 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: The problems isn't that Jesus isn't in the name...
Replies: 9
Views: 366

The problems isn't that Jesus isn't in the name...

...it is that he is missing from the church. Lack of compassion, unconditional love, understanding and comfort.
by lostinmiddlemormonism
Sun Oct 07, 2018 1:08 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: General NOMfrence Sunday Afternoon!!!
Replies: 82
Views: 1743

Re: General NOMfrence Sunday Afternoon!!!

How long till he cries?
by lostinmiddlemormonism
Sun Oct 07, 2018 12:50 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Oaks Saturday morning talk.
Replies: 29
Views: 1245

Re: Oaks Saturday morning talk.

We should all repost his talk on social media with the tag, "what mormons believe."
by lostinmiddlemormonism
Sun Oct 07, 2018 10:34 am
Forum: Support
Topic: General NOMfrence Sunday Morning
Replies: 116
Views: 2004

Re: General NOMfrence Sunday Morning

EVEN the CJCOLDS.
by lostinmiddlemormonism
Sun Oct 07, 2018 10:11 am
Forum: Support
Topic: General NOMfrence Sunday Morning
Replies: 116
Views: 2004

Re: General NOMfrence Sunday Morning

Why did this happen?

Shit happens
by lostinmiddlemormonism
Sun Oct 07, 2018 10:09 am
Forum: Support
Topic: General NOMfrence Sunday Morning
Replies: 116
Views: 2004

Re: General NOMfrence Sunday Morning

Oh good grief. 32 people lost their lives, but the missionaries were only injured.
by lostinmiddlemormonism
Sun Oct 07, 2018 9:58 am
Forum: Support
Topic: General NOMfrence Sunday Morning
Replies: 116
Views: 2004

Re: General NOMfrence Sunday Morning

My gaydar is going off.
by lostinmiddlemormonism
Sun Oct 07, 2018 9:54 am
Forum: Support
Topic: General NOMfrence Sunday Morning
Replies: 116
Views: 2004

Re: General NOMfrence Sunday Morning

That great capitalist hymn.

We thank thee o God for a profit.
by lostinmiddlemormonism
Sun Oct 07, 2018 9:44 am
Forum: Support
Topic: General NOMfrence Sunday Morning
Replies: 116
Views: 2004

Re: General NOMfrence Sunday Morning

Random wrote:
Sun Oct 07, 2018 9:43 am
The sun went down on Bro Bowen's wrath - but a minute earlier, he seemed to say the bishop had a part in the conflict. (I'm some minutes behind because my feed sticks sometimes. My internet is fine, so I think it's from the corp's side somehow.)
Watch it on YouTube feed instead..