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DPRoberts wrote: ↑

Mon Jan 13, 2020 8:39 am

Relief societies in the local Stakes have been scrambling to make little yellow t-shirts.

Oh My Gods!!! That would be the cutest thing ever!!!!!

D&C 82:10 My mission president loved that verse. I believed it but wasn't too keen. Now I think it's a fine way to develop religious OCD and that it's distinctly anti-Christian. I admit to having a hard time seeing how it relates to the occult beyond using the word "bound." This article cites Quinn...

Now I want a wombat!!

Wow, this is insightful. And hits on one of my huge problems with Mormonism with the endowment and second anointing. My first reaction to the endowment was total repulsion at the idea of secret signs and tokens and passwords to get into heaven. I realized that any jerk who got their endowments had ...

Whatever happened to the seminary mastery scripture, Amos 3:7 ? Surely the Lord God will do nothing, but he revealeth his secret unto his servants the prophets. This was the prime reference for why we needed living prophets and continual revelation. Amos gets trotted out whenever the function of pr...

Hagoth wrote: ↑

Mon Jan 06, 2020 7:08 am

After re-reading Alas' description of God as a curmudgeonly, bigoted old man I wondered, just for a moment, if the great Elohim had recently clothed himself in human form and we knew him not (but his initials were BKP).

LOL! Oh BKP!! You never even knew about the 100 Billion $$$.

So this sandal even made it into an astrology podcast

Start listening at 3:05

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhe0HEiX0j4&t=379s

Happy New Year my NOMies!

Let's see what insanity Mormonism has in store for us this year!

Remember when Rusty went to visit the Pope and brought him those cheap, crappy presents? I wonder how the Pope feels now, knowing how f--ing loaded Rusty really is. Or probably he still doesn't care about Mormons. [emoji38] But that bike the next visitors brought totally overshadowed the mo gifts. ...

Remember when Rusty went to visit the Pope and brought him those cheap, crappy presents? I wonder how the Pope feels now, knowing how f--ing loaded Rusty really is.

Or probably he still doesn't care about Mormons.

I've never worked with it, but I know people who have. According to my friends who have done it, it's not something you can just do. It takes weeks of mental and physical preparation and diet modification if you want the best results. I would like to try it some day too.

I was a student at BYU-I during what I call Bednar's reign of terror. Being a student then was like a constant emotional beat down. I do feel bad for Susan, but she can get ugly too. Bednar told us we were better off dead than unclean. They both constantly yelled at us for dressing "immodestly." The...

Merry Christmas my NOMies!!!

Sweet. I might have to check this out.

Also wonder how their annual accounting report in conference will change. I was fantasizing about taking a group of NOMs and exmos to the Conference Center to loudly boo and heckle when the auditor gives his report next April and then . . . I realized that if they're smart (not a given) they will o...

It's good to have you back!!!!

Here's some Holiday cheer:

https://www.buzzfeed.com/rachelysanders ... y-desserts

I'm totes making some of these.

But it's a PR disaster as it's trending nationwide, which the church just does not need right now... and it really will make some members doubt the need for tithing, because the church clearly has no need for it. ^^^Tender Mercies!!!! :lol: :lol: Can't wait to hear what our boi Eric Hawkins has to ...

I'm one of those NOMs that keep a TR. I don't even have a spouse. I just want to so I do it. F--k the church. There are several threads about nuance-ing your way through the TR interview. At it's core the church is a rotten, corrupt organization. You owe them nothing. You do you and more power to you.

Now Slave, let's not forget the real reason for Christmas: reasonfortheseason.png I just laugh on the inside at all the people celebrating a holiday they really know nothing about. Go watch The Simpsons Christmas episode when they get Santa's Little Helper. It's a classic and better than anything yo...