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by MoPag
Fri Sep 20, 2019 10:53 am
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Major changes to organizations and auxiliaries set for October conference
Replies: 10
Views: 396

Re: Major changes to organizations and auxiliaries set for October conference

So it would make sense that they make some organizational changes to streamline their corporate structure and then throw a small bone to women by letting them be a witness... I mean it's all a lie anyway so what does it matter? But yeah - giving women the ability to be a "witness" will absolutely g...
by MoPag
Wed Sep 18, 2019 7:35 am
Forum: Support
Topic: Those Christian billboards
Replies: 12
Views: 457

Re: Those Christian billboards

Wow, I thought this was only a Texas thing. :lol:

In Texas I get at least one mailed advertisement a week for the newest super cool church in my area. I always figured the billboards were an extension of that.
by MoPag
Wed Sep 18, 2019 6:55 am
Forum: Support
Topic: A Nice Compliment That Enraged Me
Replies: 9
Views: 366

Re: A Nice Compliment That Enraged Me

Well done!

Now she knows she has someone who will tell her the truth and won't make her feel like she is the problem.

Maybe get her a subscription to Exponent II for a high school graduation gift. :)
by MoPag
Wed Sep 18, 2019 6:02 am
Forum: Staying Faithful
Topic: MoPag-stolic Blessings
Replies: 16
Views: 539

Re: MoPag-stolic Blessings

Love it, Thanks! I think you should give all of your MoPag-stolic blessings high on something! I'm glad you liked it! I pulled some cards that might mean a birth is in your future, but I didn't want to put any pressure on Dmower. :lol: Well that is interesting because there is a birth pending in No...
by MoPag
Mon Sep 16, 2019 7:26 am
Forum: Staying Faithful
Topic: MoPag-stolic Blessings
Replies: 16
Views: 539

Re: MoPag-stolic Blessings

Wait, how did I not know this was going on? I will sign up for this! Is it valid without the laying on hands? Okay Emower. I'm a litttttllle high on Advil Cold and Sinus, but I want to give you a blessing. I bless you with insight as you continue to find yourself post faith crisis. I bless you that...
by MoPag
Thu Sep 12, 2019 6:17 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: MLK Jr.
Replies: 12
Views: 301

Re: MLK Jr.

I know, I am quoting myself. This kind of changes my mind that maybe I should be less neutral toward the church. Maybe following the example of King is a god idea. When do we hold our protest march and what topic will our first one be about? Isn't Sam Young holding another rally soon? October 5th h...
by MoPag
Wed Sep 11, 2019 6:27 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Who would you like to meet in the after life?
Replies: 28
Views: 539

Re: Who would you like to meet in the after life?

Joseph Smith - so I could kick him in the balls. That bastard screwed things up for me real good. Before you do that, take a good look at the guy standing next to him with the long hair and disconcerting expression. That's Orrin Porter Rockwell. Might want to look for a good escape route before you...
by MoPag
Wed Sep 11, 2019 6:21 pm
Forum: Staying Faithful
Topic: MoPag-stolic Blessings
Replies: 16
Views: 539

Re: MoPag-stolic Blessings

Wait, how did I not know this was going on? I will sign up for this! Is it valid without the laying on hands? Okay Emower. I'm a litttttllle high on Advil Cold and Sinus, but I want to give you a blessing. I bless you with insight as you continue to find yourself post faith crisis. I bless you that...
by MoPag
Wed Sep 04, 2019 9:53 am
Forum: Staying Faithful
Topic: MoPag-stolic Blessings
Replies: 16
Views: 539

Re: MoPag-stolic Blessings

Ya know, you are really on to something here. Wouldn't it be a hoot to get together with some adult beverages and play a game of "Blessed be the fruit loops." Maybe draw cards on different subject matters, the take turns to see who ad libs the best laying on of hands and have people vote. Hell, you...
by MoPag
Wed Sep 04, 2019 9:51 am
Forum: Staying Faithful
Topic: MoPag-stolic Blessings
Replies: 16
Views: 539

Re: MoPag-stolic Blessings

Emower wrote:
Fri Aug 30, 2019 3:15 pm
Wait, how did I not know this was going on? I will sign up for this! Is it valid without the laying on hands?
It's totes valid! But I have a shiz ton of homework right now so it will be a couple days. :)
by MoPag
Thu Aug 29, 2019 9:49 pm
Forum: Staying Faithful
Topic: MoPag-stolic Blessings
Replies: 16
Views: 539

Re: MoPag-stolic Blessings

I am starting a new role at work soon that will require more mental effort. I think that is an appropriate event to justify a MoPag-tastic blessing! FFM, I bless you with perspective as you start your new role at work. I bless you that you will work at pace that allows you to take in details that o...
by MoPag
Thu Aug 29, 2019 9:34 pm
Forum: Staying Faithful
Topic: MoPag-stolic Blessings
Replies: 16
Views: 539

Re: MoPag-stolic Blessings

Me! Me! ME!!! My blessing is entirely in your inspired hands MoPag. Yay!! Fluff!!! So I pulled an Oracle card for you from my Devine Feminine deck. Meet your new Goddess, Lakshmi!! FluffsNewGoddess.png She's really great!! She's like the Beyoncé of the Hindu pantheon. Most importantly she's the god...
by MoPag
Wed Aug 28, 2019 5:42 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Bishopric -> EQP: And I feel.... numb.
Replies: 25
Views: 1094

Re: Bishopric -> EQP: And I feel.... numb.

And if anyone else wants a MoPag-stolic blessing, just let me know! :D Methinks you should start a new thread, 'cause requests for blessings are never. Gonna. End... And if anyone else wants a MoPag-stolic blessing, just let me know! :D Methinks you should start a new thread, 'cause requests for bl...
by MoPag
Wed Aug 28, 2019 5:40 pm
Forum: Staying Faithful
Topic: MoPag-stolic Blessings
Replies: 16
Views: 539

MoPag-stolic Blessings

Do you have a new calling? Would you like to get set apart NOM style? Are you feeling stressy and need some words of comfort/humor? I would be happy to give blessings to anyone who wants or needs one. I can also pull tarot cards or oracles cards for you if you think that sounds cool. Just let me kno...
by MoPag
Fri Aug 23, 2019 5:29 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Bishopric -> EQP: And I feel.... numb.
Replies: 25
Views: 1094

Re: Bishopric -> EQP: And I feel.... numb.

I want a MoPag-stolic blessing! Do I have to have a calling though? Of course you can have one!! Red Ryder, I bless you that you will continue to be a kick a$$ contributor to NOM. I bless you that you will continue to come up with super funny stories about our Mormon overlords, even the Q15. I bles...
by MoPag
Wed Aug 21, 2019 7:50 am
Forum: Support
Topic: A win for satan!
Replies: 9
Views: 328

Re: A win for satan!

That's awesome! Parenting win!!

I don't think my kid would know the answer to that either. :lol:

My middle-school-TBM-a$$ would have been like "Jesus Christ founded to Church of Jesus Christ of latter-day Saints." :lol: :oops:
by MoPag
Wed Aug 21, 2019 7:16 am
Forum: Support
Topic: Bishopric -> EQP: And I feel.... numb.
Replies: 25
Views: 1094

Re: Bishopric -> EQP: And I feel.... numb.

Don't worry, you've got this! You can use this handy list when choosing your GC talks for lessons: https://newordermormon.net/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=4195&p=58264&hilit=NOMfrence#p57620 Also if things get out of hand during a lesson, just bring up baptismal covenants. Tell them we need to get back to ba...
by MoPag
Mon Aug 19, 2019 8:15 am
Forum: Support
Topic: Ed Smart comes out as gay
Replies: 30
Views: 1050

Re: Ed Smart comes out as gay

Since I started researching the church last March I have seen story after story of people who are gay but marry and have kids because of the church. This is such a harmful church because they don't talk to God and yet they force so many people to completely distort their reality to fit into it. And...
by MoPag
Fri Aug 09, 2019 9:48 am
Forum: Support
Topic: Alternative Gospel Topic Essays
Replies: 11
Views: 414

Re: Alternative Gospel Topic Essays

Oh and this one should be a whole series: Recognizing the Humanity in Others Even though Church leaders past and present have voiced their disdain for these people, Jesus still loves them. We should recognize their humanity, by treating them with dignity, listening to their voices and respecting the...
by MoPag
Fri Aug 09, 2019 8:40 am
Forum: Support
Topic: Alternative Gospel Topic Essays
Replies: 11
Views: 414

Re: Alternative Gospel Topic Essays

I love these!! :lol:

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