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I've also heard they are going to be installing these round tubes about 25 ft high but that nobody knows why. Speculation is that they are building teleportation tubes based on the spirit's proactive discernment. Sorta like the elevator shafts. I heard they had bought all the old Star Trek transpor...

MoPag, I can't see their names (brand, kind). So far, I've not bought coffee in bottles like that. Will you please tell me the brand and kinds they are? I might be interested in trying them. (I tried Starbucks coffee once; it was like drinking syrup that had three times too much sugar in it.) They ...

Random wrote: ↑

Wed Apr 17, 2019 10:02 pm

Wow! In all the time I've noticed NOM conference threads, this is the first time I've seen anyone score as low as Nelson has thus far this year.

Yep he was pretty heartless to the families that don't fit the Fam Proc ideal. Also, he threw shade at the Beatles.

The LDS church literally owns the domain name "victoryforsatan.org". I can only imagine the hilarity of some IT guy telling his supervisor that they should purchase that domain right after Nelson made it famous in October 2018. I think a random dude bought that domain and the church Is blocking the...

moksha wrote: ↑

Sun Apr 14, 2019 8:54 pm

I got a most interesting email message today from Mormon.Org.

Wut?!?!? Why haven't they changed this to victoryforSatan.org???

Here's another "NOM thought" that was quite nagging for me as a believer: The fact that in mormon theology, humans are actually much better off if they never hear about mormon ism on earth. It's going to be obvious that mormon ism is "the way" once they're dead, and they get to easily punch their t...

nibbler wrote: ↑

Mon Apr 15, 2019 8:32 am

IMO Mormonism desperately needs a Pope Francis.

Wouldn't hat be wonderful? I can't even wrap my brain around how TBMs would respond to a humble, inclusive leader.

Red Ryder wrote: ↑

Sun Apr 14, 2019 10:53 am

Religion is so silly.

A grown man, wearing funny robes, getting down on his knees to kiss the feet of a man who is their to worship him.

I guess it's part of the role he has to play to appear as a servant of God.

But why does God require feet kissing?

Maybe he thinks it's funny?

I bet you are right.

Hinkley gave us Fam Proc
Did Hunter do anything?
I don't remember Benson
Kimball removed the racist priesthood/temple ban

I wonder what super fun revelation Oaks has in store for us. Probably canonizing Fam Proc.

For "Sound of Music", the Von Trapp family can be changed to be an Austrian Mormon family of 7 children, and Fraulein Maria can be portrayed as a member of the ward in Salzburg. :lol: ^^She's from the Singles ward in Salzburg. Instead of running around on a mountain, she gets in trouble for missing...

Your Spouseman is awesome!

Welcome to our ward family!!

We are glad you found us!

Just about to settle down with some coffee and NOM conference reporting. (I'm very grateful for those who start conference threads, especially since I finally have zero interest in actually tuning in to the series itself.) I'm glad you like the NOMfrence threads!! (Hugs) I am obsessed with these an...

Red Ryder wrote: ↑

Wed Apr 10, 2019 9:43 am

NHP is next on the excommunication list!

Yep, she probably is.

At least the media headlines will bring some more negative attention to the church.

Having not seen a conference session for years until this weekend, I was really struck by just how dry, detached, and perfunctory the talks were. Not only did they not address people's real concerns both about the church and the world, but there was very little sense of, well, love. They mostly see...

Congratulations to: Kishkumen wtfluff Red Ryder JustHangingOn@57 for prophesying Same Sh!t, Different Session. And congrats to our dear Penguin Moksha for "seeing" the Rome temple special between the sessions. Honorable mention goes to: Hagoth and larecherche for Stay in the boat/google is Satan. Th...

I LOVE Natasha Helfer Parker!!!!!

Thanks for sharing this Starbucksmom!!!

LOL is that for real? I seriously can't tell if that is a joke or if there truly is an article where a TBM is using gold medal winning mental gymnastics to explain how policy reversals should indeed strengthen one's testimony. I typed the site from that image and it appears to be real and I think a...