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Oh gee! Has anyone else seen State specific boobies before? Utah’s are the most worn out from breast feeding too many babies while New Mexico, Kansas, and Oklahoma titties are dry and desolate and Colorado listed as the most used for recreational purposes! I say equal public nipple exposure will be...

At this point in our lives, DW and I feel grouped out, meaning we don't really have a group or wish to be part of one. We have just been doing our own thing, enjoying life and spending quality time with our adult kids. I guess right now, at least the last couple of months, we could be in the Lush gr...

Looking forward to listening to this one on the commute home today. I was just telling a friend that it blows my mind how Nelson and the other COBlers just keep bringing these sensitive topics up over and over and they just need to shut up and leave them alone. Every time they bring these things up ...

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Thu Sep 19, 2019 10:05 am

I can't be certain, but one of those looks a little bit too much like one of H.P. Lovecraft's Elder Race. Gulp.

Holy Spaghetti Monster Batman! You are right!

That's freakn noodly gold right there!

He then ended the prayer with: "Ramen."

Testimony meeting: "My special dress got washed with a crayon and looked like it was ruined. I prayed to HF and washed it again and the stain was gone!"

Miracle! (Not Tide)

Lost my car keys, prayed, found my car keys. Praise Be!

Prophet of god goes to visit a terminally ill friend in the hospital. The friend dressed up in his Sunday best so he's ready to take up his bed and walk when the Prophet gives him a blessing and heals him. They both have a laugh about that joke. The Prophet leaves, the friends dies and that's the ma...

A prophet of god out with his son on some back roads; prays to know which is the right road to take, makes the turn and ends up at a dead end. God told them to take the wrong road so they would have extra confidence that the other turn was the right one. Miraclish enough for a general Fing Conferenc...

Jebus H.! You can tell how much meat was served up here based on the comments. It was like the kids cheeseburger meal at MacDonalds with the new veggie patty. Very shallow, very much like a Primary sharing time lesson, no real substance. Here's one example: Lemon Biscuit Everything has a reason. Eve...

The first truth is that everybody is a child of God and God loves everybody perfectly and infinitely. --Consiglieri God loves everyone perfectly and infinitely? And what kind of parent treats most of their children the way that God has treated his over the ages? He's let a few of the chosen special...

Noice!

As Fluff mentioned above, I would have also thrown into the last of that conversation the DNA evidence showing no Jewish descendants in any of the native peoples in N. and S. America.

I left a comment. Just a reference for a different point of view. Was it deleted? Showed zero comments when I when there. All I could think of when watching those two mental gymnasts work their way through the TSCC historical obstacle course was "Those poor fools." It was really sad to me because I...

- Jimi Hendrix - The native Americans who chiseled out these petroglyphs out at Standsbury Island in Utah about 10k years ago: StandsburyPetroglyph-17 (1).JPG - Aristotle - Darwin - Adam (jk) Where are those? I've been to Stansbury a few times but had no idea they existed. Here's the trailhead: 40°...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJBwhXSNwzA Wooden Jesus where are you from? Korea or Canada, maybe Taiwan? But I didn't know it was the holy land But I believed from the minute the check left my hand And I pray Can I be saved, I spent all my money On a future grave Wooden Jesus I'll cut you in on t...

- Jimi Hendrix
- The native Americans who chiseled out these petroglyphs out at Standsbury Island in Utah about 10k years ago:

- Aristotle
- Darwin
- Adam (jk)

Speaking of the ahole apostle affectionately known as Bednar... I saw this happen for the first time in my life a few weeks ago. David A Bednar visited the St Louis stake conference. Two special Q&A sessions were held for the YSA on Friday night and Saturday morning for the youth. I took my teenage ...

In 1984, Neil A. Maxwell came to the Manchester England mission and gave us one at the end of his talk. It was an emotional experience for me (and everyone there) because he was my favorite at the time. I don't remember what he said.

I will, for the sake of argument however, argue with this. This ignores the main thrust of the Mormon afterlife program, which is that most people will see the light, be converted, enter into the new and everlasting covenant, and be exalted if they accept the missionary efforts that will happen on ...

I feel the pain of both sides here. After my divorce I doubled down on the TBM side as my X had her name removed before her church court because of her adultery. I had a few desperate attempts to try and keep them in but ultimately my X won and they had no more interest in church. There was a lot of...