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by Josephsmith
Sun Dec 30, 2018 6:07 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: How to Reconcile LDS Doubts
Replies: 133
Views: 61814

Re: How to Reconcile LDS Doubts

Azrael wrote:
Sun Dec 30, 2018 5:46 pm
This isn't a religious discussion forum, it's an anti-religious discussion forum.
And take it from me, there isnt much of a difference between the two.
by Josephsmith
Sun Dec 30, 2018 6:03 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: How to Reconcile LDS Doubts
Replies: 133
Views: 61814

Re: How to Reconcile LDS Doubts

You folks consistently project your own behaviors on me as if I committed them. It's a strange pattern so common in religious discussion. This isn't a religious discussion forum, it's an anti-religious discussion forum. Sent from my SM-S327VL using Tapatalk Wow Azreal. People here on this board hav...
by Josephsmith
Wed Feb 28, 2018 3:26 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Member made doctrines
Replies: 40
Views: 31561

Re: Member made doctrines

The afterlife will be a lot of hard, rewarding work but it is still cool because people really like hard work deep down inside.

It is actually pretty awesome.
by Josephsmith
Wed Feb 28, 2018 3:14 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Konfession Time
Replies: 63
Views: 45194

Re: Konfession Time

Sometimes, when the Holy Ghost is invited for a threesome, he lets me tag along. I feel a little guilty knowing I am a 4th wheel, but I get over it.
by Josephsmith
Wed Feb 28, 2018 3:12 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Post Mo Metamap
Replies: 17
Views: 8442

Re: Post Mo Metamap

My views on things have changed a little, and I have had a lot of time to think. I am pretty much a 10. There was a lot of sexual repression happening in my later years.
by Josephsmith
Wed Feb 28, 2018 3:04 pm
Forum: The Coffee Shop
Topic: Painting of Joseph Smith found in Lego video game
Replies: 3
Views: 2256

Re: Painting of Joseph Smith found in Lego video game

They got the nose all wrong in the one on the left.
by Josephsmith
Wed Feb 28, 2018 2:45 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Is coffee evil?
Replies: 54
Views: 30161

Re: Is coffee evil?

Ok, a little clarification is needed here. What are rules and commandments but suggestions anyway? God can be a pretty chill guy, I broke a lot of rules and I'm not evil am I? (Dont answer that, it was rhetorical). I mean sheesh, I get songs sung to me and compared to Jesus for crying out loud, so j...
by Josephsmith
Wed Feb 28, 2018 2:34 pm
Forum: Introductions
Topic: New member of the group
Replies: 20
Views: 15760

Re: New member of the group

m_bennett wrote:
Wed Feb 28, 2018 11:11 am
Thank you to all the kind welcomes. I appreciate it! Looking forward to getting to know you all.
People here are pretty great. I've even been welcomed which is surprising, all things considered.
by Josephsmith
Sun Dec 10, 2017 9:00 am
Forum: Support
Topic: Timothy Leary, the Holy Ghost and a new kind of religion
Replies: 16
Views: 11748

Re: Timothy Leary, the Holy Ghost and a new kind of religion

Red Ryder wrote:
Thu Dec 07, 2017 10:55 am
If that happiness euphoria could be bottled I'd partake although on further thought sex and beer seem to do the trick. :lol:
I think you have found the secret to the celestial practice of Mormonism sir! Although it wasnt much of a secret towards the end...
by Josephsmith
Tue Dec 05, 2017 11:46 am
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Why is D&C 19 not a bigger deal?
Replies: 20
Views: 11126

Re: Why is D&C 19 not a bigger deal?

Hey guys, dont shoot the messenger. Wait...
by Josephsmith
Tue Dec 05, 2017 11:39 am
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: God and Mary the mother of Jesus
Replies: 35
Views: 30865

Re: God and Mary the mother of Jesus

It is interesting how the entire Christian world views sex in a very dirty and "necessary evil" way. Sex was/is great! If God wants to use that method whats the big deal?! Look at most of the worlds mythology. Lots of it has to do with Gods coming down and messing around with Humans. Marking sex wit...
by Josephsmith
Tue Dec 05, 2017 11:34 am
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Prophets on birth control
Replies: 18
Views: 18552

Re: Prophets on birth control

When I read the title of this thread just now, I thought, "There's a pill for men now? And the Q15 are on it? Why??" Clearly Joseph Smith was on this pill for men. It's how he only had children with Emma. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: I saw this title and thought "oh no, good Lord they found my sec...
by Josephsmith
Tue Dec 05, 2017 11:29 am
Forum: Support
Topic: Dealing with TBMs
Replies: 19
Views: 12023

Re: Dealing with TBMs

Dealing with TBM's can be exhausting. I did a lot of it back in my day. Orson Hyde, holy cow that guy was as rigid as they come and not very understanding either. You just have to shrug it off and continue on with what makes you happy. Do not worry about what others think of you. I didnt! And I got ...
by Josephsmith
Tue Dec 05, 2017 11:21 am
Forum: Support
Topic: I heard god's voice today.
Replies: 11
Views: 7378

Re: I heard god's voice today.

Emower wrote:
Tue Dec 05, 2017 11:11 am
It told me to take another wife. I dont think it knows whats best for me.
I think you should go for it.
by Josephsmith
Tue Dec 05, 2017 11:16 am
Forum: Introductions
Topic: Hi everybody!
Replies: 21
Views: 20577

Re: Hi everybody!

So, wait a minute. Are you saying that the ability to get into the temple requires these types of questions now? WTF? :shock: As for courts of love, I was definitely into those in my day...Kids are probably calling them something different these days though. Yes Brother Joseph. There are Stakes whe...
by Josephsmith
Thu Nov 16, 2017 12:21 pm
Forum: Introductions
Topic: Hi everybody!
Replies: 21
Views: 20577

Re: Hi everybody!

I have 3 questions: 1. Joseph...do you masturbate? 2. How often? 3. How is the "sing a hymn" thing working for you? You realize I will have to use what you say against you, revoke your callings and take your TR away. But its ok. I love you and after all, this is just a precursor to a "court of love...
by Josephsmith
Sat Nov 04, 2017 4:54 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Trying to do the math
Replies: 19
Views: 15734

Re: Trying to do the math

Are these guys having kids when they are in their 90's? Ammaron dies in 320 a full 130 years later than his father!?! And that is with his dad living to be at least 84, assuming he came out of the womb with a stylus in his hand and could record on metal plates as a newborn... Stranger things have h...
by Josephsmith
Fri Nov 03, 2017 8:13 pm
Forum: Introductions
Topic: Hi everybody!
Replies: 21
Views: 20577

Re: Hi everybody!

Hey JS! Do you like how South Park portrayed you? JS.png What about the Book of Mormon Musical? Are you kind of proud of that? I mean if it wasn't for you, it wouldn't exist. Also who is your fave of our current Q15? Who is you least fave and why?? I wasnt aware of the south park video. I'm close t...
by Josephsmith
Fri Nov 03, 2017 8:02 pm
Forum: Introductions
Topic: Hi everybody!
Replies: 21
Views: 20577

Re: Hi everybody!

Give It Time wrote:
Sat Oct 28, 2017 8:56 am
I'm a little curious about this.

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Its like I told Sidney one time, there are a lot of ways to skin a cat. There is never only one answer. Quickening, situation specific, biblical translation issues, etc.
by Josephsmith
Fri Nov 03, 2017 12:40 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: What is the key to happiness?
Replies: 39
Views: 19211

Re: What is the key to happiness?

Found a religious movement that ends up enduring and becoming a business juggernaut and corporate behemoth with plenty of willing people to do its bidding. It looks good on a CV.