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by Brent
Tue Dec 11, 2018 6:16 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: I'm about to be officially "outed": NOM Crowd-Sourcing
Replies: 31
Views: 454

Re: I'm about to be officially "outed": NOM Crowd-Sourcing

"Jesus siad NO, he doesn't like the management."
by Brent
Sun Dec 09, 2018 9:35 am
Forum: Support
Topic: Ministering Secretary
Replies: 6
Views: 254

Re: Ministering Secretary

"Theres just so much going on right now i could not possibly do the job as well as it needs to be done."
by Brent
Fri Dec 07, 2018 7:33 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Let's play a game: Fantasy First Presidency League
Replies: 13
Views: 395

Re: Let's play a game: Fantasy First Presidency League

Not good with rules so here goes... Oaks ascends, brings Glenn Beck in as new apostle and first counselor, announces that the Mormon thing doesn't offend Jesus all that much BUT the wackadoodle succession policy really thrills Satan and now Counselor Numero Uno will take the reigns, Oaks then instit...
by Brent
Sun Dec 02, 2018 8:27 am
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Anti-Mormon Literature
Replies: 10
Views: 304

Re: Anti-Mormon Literature

This is an ironic part of Elder Nelson's insistence on the nam of the church. Technically he is "anti-Mormon". This feels like a calculated distraction so that the institutiomal church can reestablish the accepted narratives allowed in the church. Exactly. Anything from anyone other than the Church...
by Brent
Thu Nov 29, 2018 8:39 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Sad? Funny?
Replies: 7
Views: 323

Sad? Funny?

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by Brent
Thu Nov 29, 2018 2:38 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Why are callings kept 'secret' until announced?
Replies: 10
Views: 373

Re: Why are callings kept 'secret' until announced?

Because it makes things super important and sexy.
by Brent
Sat Nov 17, 2018 2:13 am
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Service missions now an option whilst living at home
Replies: 13
Views: 541

Re: Service missions now an option whilst living at home

Come home, finish your mission with Mom as your compie...
by Brent
Fri Nov 16, 2018 4:55 am
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: The narrative is changing in real time!
Replies: 7
Views: 411

Re: The narrative is changing in real time!

So...is the racist stuff inserted by Joseph's evil twin?
by Brent
Mon Nov 12, 2018 2:46 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Mis-translated?
Replies: 6
Views: 380

Mis-translated?

If you believe the Bible is true but occasionally "mis-translated"...How did Joseph end up "Mis-Revealing" the BoM?
by Brent
Thu Nov 01, 2018 11:25 am
Forum: Support
Topic: Bill Reel. Cruisin' for a bruisin?
Replies: 11
Views: 511

Re: Bill Reel. Cruisin' for a bruisin?

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by Brent
Thu Nov 01, 2018 6:25 am
Forum: Support
Topic: If you think the Church has been fully restored...
Replies: 16
Views: 877

Re: If you think the Church has been fully restored...

Well, I have it on extremely good background that Mark Hoffman supplied the Church with the missing 116 pages which are being redacted as we converse. Why redacted you ask? The term "Trump of the Lord" appears several times and the 15 feel that it's too political.
by Brent
Wed Oct 31, 2018 8:58 am
Forum: Support
Topic: If you think the Church has been fully restored...
Replies: 16
Views: 877

Re: If you think the Church has been fully restored...

There are two ways this can go: forward or backward.

Any bets?
by Brent
Tue Oct 30, 2018 11:57 am
Forum: Support
Topic: Faith Crisis Report
Replies: 37
Views: 1508

Re: Faith Crisis Report

Sh*t. I'm a Traumatised dis-Believer, Male.

TBM again?
by Brent
Mon Oct 29, 2018 1:53 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Saints book vs heartland model
Replies: 7
Views: 642

Re: Saints book vs heartland model

I'm really impressed with admission that they have no idea of the actual 19th century geography...which was settled, absolute knowledge.

WAIT are they cancelling the Comurah pageant because they're admitting they have no idea where it really was?
by Brent
Mon Oct 29, 2018 8:37 am
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Joseph Smith with warts: June 10, 1844.
Replies: 12
Views: 481

Re: Joseph Smith with warts: June 10, 1844.

Loki simply entertains himself with little regard of consequence...
by Brent
Mon Oct 29, 2018 5:51 am
Forum: Support
Topic: A new name
Replies: 28
Views: 932

Re: A new name

My first act of rebellion was registering for StayLDS under my new name. I use the same one here. My wife doesn't want to know it. So, because she read my posts there for about a year, she knows it, but she doesn't know she knows it. She probably suspects that she knows it, but doesn't want to know...
by Brent
Sat Oct 27, 2018 7:45 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: No More Pageants
Replies: 23
Views: 1020

Re: No More Pageants

2020 is cumorahs last year.
by Brent
Sat Oct 27, 2018 6:44 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: No More Pageants
Replies: 23
Views: 1020

Re: No More Pageants

The pageants all use the false narrative. Part of changing the narrative is blotting out the old so you can claim "we never said that..."
by Brent
Fri Oct 26, 2018 2:59 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: The SP Counselor and E Sec came by
Replies: 17
Views: 870

Re: The SP Counselor and E Sec came by

I am a bad person.

He should take a male "friend"...a partner as it were..
by Brent
Mon Oct 22, 2018 8:09 am
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: ReBranding that WILL WORK!
Replies: 9
Views: 374

ReBranding that WILL WORK!

Because Re-Branding needs a plan and that COJCOLDS is too awkward we suggest the following changes: COJCOLDS/Mormon: Team Jesus ™ Children 8 to 12: JV 12 to 18 Male: First String 12 to 18 Female: Cheer/Stunt Squad 18+ Male: Varsity 18+ Female: Boosters High Priest: Head Coach Auxiliary Presidents: C...