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by Red Ryder
Mon May 25, 2020 4:44 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Hans and Brigitta Mattson, 2nd and 3rd Witnesses for the 2nd Anointing
Replies: 38
Views: 3186

Re: Hans and Brigitta Mattson, 2nd and 3rd Witnesses for the 2nd Anointing

I would like to add some details to the Tom Phillips' story and his second anointing experience. He is right about the date, Sunday the 19th of may 2002. I know this because I used to work at the Preston Temple (security department) and that day I was working. So I can confirm that Tom Phillips and...
by Red Ryder
Mon May 25, 2020 4:37 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: They are back out in full force... sacrament on demand and lovebombing 2020 style.
Replies: 3
Views: 104

Re: They are back out in full force... sacrament on demand and lovebombing 2020 style.

Pro tip: if your spouse would like the sacrament and you really don’t want to bless it; oeoare it the just watch the sacrament prayers in sign language off the church website. The kids will get a kick out of it and everyone is happy! Baptism pro tip: just say no and wait for the kid to turn 18. :lol...
by Red Ryder
Fri May 22, 2020 4:12 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Whats your favorite mormon koan?
Replies: 11
Views: 280

Re: Whats your favorite mormon koan?

Why do “prophets of god” always have to have sex with their congregation?

Joseph Smith
David Koresh
Jim Jones
Warren Jeff’s
Nigerian sex cults.

The list goes on.

If anything there’s a clear pattern that’s so obvious to see once you allow yourself to look.
by Red Ryder
Wed May 20, 2020 3:42 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: I have an ally!
Replies: 20
Views: 378

Re: I have an ally!

Rock the boat! Here’s the difference in perspective: It could mean a year from now you're shopping with the wife for new undies. If that doesn’t pan out, it could mean a year from now you’re shopping with a new girlfriend for new undies! While I’m at it: Man my life would be different if I had figur...
by Red Ryder
Wed May 13, 2020 2:51 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Horrifying Initiatory Story on Reddit
Replies: 25
Views: 1102

Re: Horrifying Initiatory Story on Reddit

Palerider, do you have any links where you were reading about this? I’m interested to see how it evolved over time.
by Red Ryder
Wed May 13, 2020 12:04 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Church wants more Christ-centered artwork in buildings
Replies: 24
Views: 846

Re: Church wants more Christ-centered artwork in buildings

Hmmm....

Too bad there wasn’t a universal symbol of Christianity that Mormons could just follow everyone else and latch onto.

This could do:

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by Red Ryder
Wed May 13, 2020 10:03 am
Forum: Support
Topic: Horrifying Initiatory Story on Reddit
Replies: 25
Views: 1102

Re: Horrifying Initiatory Story on Reddit

I'm just curious if in the very early church (say Nauvoo) if men were performing this ordinance on the women? Or have women always been set apart to do it? My guess is Joseph smith performed the ordinance on the women. Then when the other church leaders got jealous Joseph allowed them to partake. F...
by Red Ryder
Mon May 11, 2020 8:28 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Horrifying Initiatory Story on Reddit
Replies: 25
Views: 1102

Re: Horrifying Initiatory Story on Reddit

Add me to the list. Back of the hand across my manhood as he repeats: your loins, that you may be fruitful and multiply and replenish the earth, that you might have joy in your posterity; I remember squirming and nearly running out but the a hole acted like nothing was wrong. I’ve literally never go...
by Red Ryder
Fri May 08, 2020 2:53 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: UT.gov: Back to Church RMN: Not Yet
Replies: 20
Views: 1298

Re: UT.gov: Back to Church RMN: Not Yet

{Alexa Voice} You can find spiritual bj’s on Amazon. Would you like me to order that for you?

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by Red Ryder
Fri May 08, 2020 12:09 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: UT.gov: Back to Church RMN: Not Yet
Replies: 20
Views: 1298

Re: UT.gov: Back to Church RMN: Not Yet

Operating costs are down.
Fast offerings are up.

Continue to stay closed and have another world wide fast.

Money in, money saved for a rainy day!
by Red Ryder
Wed May 06, 2020 11:07 am
Forum: Support
Topic: Which plant is more (or less) holy?
Replies: 7
Views: 936

Re: Which plant is more (or less) holy?

Silly Penguin!

Everyone knows wheat is the holy plant of Holies!

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by Red Ryder
Fri May 01, 2020 9:58 am
Forum: Support
Topic: Anti-Tithing Anecdote
Replies: 12
Views: 1459

Re: Anti-Tithing Anecdote

I feel for you. I’m in the same boat. I’m considering changing how I pay tithing. Rather than pay it to the church, I’m thinking of contributing my tithing to Wall Street executives or perhaps NFL Franchise owners. They seem to need the money more than the church. Ha ha ha. You’ve been on a roll la...
by Red Ryder
Fri May 01, 2020 9:38 am
Forum: Support
Topic: Finally finished Brodie's NMKMH. Shaken
Replies: 26
Views: 2534

Re: Finally finished Brodie's NMKMH. Shaken

Malcom! Sorry to point this out but you are no different then the people inside Mount Carmel. The door is right there dude. You just have to walk out. :lol: I know, I know. It’s complicated. I haven’t walked out either because my family is still in too. The wife and I have watched Waco together and ...
by Red Ryder
Thu Apr 30, 2020 5:25 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: SLT reporting on Shanghai temple.
Replies: 6
Views: 1272

Re: SLT reporting on Shanghai temple.

Right Nibbler.

I’m guessing they were going to clear out an existing room, add some theater style chairs, white curtains, and an altar.

Open by appointment only.

A temple doesn’t have to be a $50 million edifice. Of course nobody wants to get married in a broom closet though either.
by Red Ryder
Thu Apr 30, 2020 5:14 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Top 100 list of silly Mormon ideas?
Replies: 30
Views: 3166

Re: Top 100 list of silly Mormon ideas?

33. Take a dip in a large container of water sitting on top of 12 oxen statues, for a dead persons chance at salvation.

34. Initiate a teenager into church adulthood by dabbing oil on their naked body while muttering a prayer.

35. Green apron?
by Red Ryder
Tue Apr 28, 2020 12:10 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Top 100 list of silly Mormon ideas?
Replies: 30
Views: 3166

Re: Top 100 list of silly Mormon ideas?

10. God took a physical object (golden plates) back home (to Kolob) which requires lifting a heavy object out of our atmosphere by...Magic! I remember on my mission teaching a first discussion and having the investigator ask where the plates are today. I obviously said the same thing and explained ...
by Red Ryder
Tue Apr 28, 2020 12:05 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: The Odyssey of Thomas Stuart Ferguson by Stan Larson
Replies: 11
Views: 1792

Re: The Odyssey of Thomas Stuart Ferguson by Stan Larson

Well, the church with its billions isn't doing much digging in central america and still hasn't looked for the stone box on the N.Y. hill cumorah that supposedly contained the plates. They realize that absence of evidence equals evidence of absence with each failed dig and the fund suffers too. I t...
by Red Ryder
Tue Apr 28, 2020 10:01 am
Forum: Support
Topic: What are you doing to protect your family against the virus?
Replies: 294
Views: 45818

Re: What are you doing to protect your family against the virus?

Why is the death rate so low in Utah?
by Red Ryder
Tue Apr 28, 2020 9:55 am
Forum: Support
Topic: Top 100 list of silly Mormon ideas?
Replies: 30
Views: 3166

Top 100 list of silly Mormon ideas?

It might be easy to say ALL Mormon ideas are silly but that’s not using your critical thinking abilities. Can we make a list of 100? Obvious ones first: 1. Eternal progression leads to planet ownership. (Since walked back to become like god) 2. Eternal progression leads to multiple wives to eventual...
by Red Ryder
Tue Apr 28, 2020 9:36 am
Forum: Support
Topic: What will church look like...after Covid-19
Replies: 28
Views: 2999

Re: What will church look like...after Covid-19

At some point the Bishop will text out that Home sacrament priesthood power is revoked and you have to go to the building to experience Christ in your lives again... TBM hat on: Members should voice concern about going back and request the authorization to continue home church and sacrament indefin...