NOM

Why don't we officially use this thread to come up with a mission statement of our own and to make suggestions as Silver Girl has? SG, write something up you would like to see added. We can then run it through the correlation committee and meet with the apostles in Thursday. Elder Gong said he had a...

You were the Elder that popped in every few months and finished the mission within the last year right?

What happened after you got home?

You're still scared of aliens?

Your mom should have never taken you to see ET when you were 15!

MerrieMiss wrote:Someone using the name Wonderment has posted on fMh. I don't go there much these days, so I don't know if it's the same person or if they still frequent that site.

Is she super polite and full of great wisdom? If so that could be her? Somebody needs to reach out to her please!

I can solve this for them. I'm an expert in this type of public affairs hubaloo.

Dear BYU officials,

You are hereby informed that you will no longer receive any future alumni donations or tithing donations if you continue with your embecile pool plans.

Sincerely,
(Insert name here)

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You can't get rid of settlers of zerehemla! What will you do on Monday nights?

Welcome home!

We expect you to post 5 times before pm's will work. I'll see if Captain Salty can fix that.

In the mean time repeat after me 3 times:

There's no place like home.
There's no place like home.
There's no place like home.

Why does it taste better in Canada?

Ponderize?

Oh wait.... Ponderize was my sock puppet.

AllieOop wrote:

moksha wrote:Will that red headed girl with the fluffy hair be posting again this year? That would be a treat.

Ahhhh....I think I remember you crushing on her

She is a beauty (her hair is amazing)...what was her screen name...trying to remember. I hope she'll join us!

Awake

Welcome back PW!

Glad to hear your update and everything has gone so well. As Satan once said to Eve... "Now go and get Pharmer to sign up!"

You both could be the poster couple for leaving together. We would love to hear from him.

How's the neck?

So where do I send my home teaching reports? Send them to Hagoth and Corsair. Good to see you back. We had an "Oliver" sign up yesterday and the avatar was different but I thought there was a small chance it was you. We like last names too, so maybe you can tell us what lineage Denom is from? Let m...

I crossed this exact bridge about a year ago. I ordained my son without a current TR and the same lack of belief you exhibit. I did this because for 12 years, I have fed, clothed, and cared for this kid. I donated my very own sperm to help in creating him and by golly I wasn't going to give any othe...

You bring up an interesting topic that I've been struggling with. I recognize this pattern religion creates by convincing people they are weak and then offering up opportunities to overcome this weakness. John Larsen did an excellent mormon expression podcast about this. I've been trying to flip thi...

Quick questions: Do you know what is going on with the original NOM site? Is it going to come back one day? That might be awkward if there are two NOM websites. Also, have you thought about advertising this site on google or somewhere else? I personally don't know what happened with the old site an...

Google tapir penis.

What's this Facebook thing I keep hearing about?

Does anyone know how to get ahold of wonderment, the running mom, and so many others? We still have to find about 4900 lost NOMs.

I'm extremely pleased to watch everyone slowly find their way to the new site. Just curious how you found the new site? I posted to reddit, MDB, RFM, and a few other places. It looks like Google is slowly catching on to a search for new order mormon. Do we need to hire a PR firm and blast Temple Squ...

Welcome back!

I could not imagine having my employment tied to church worthiness requirements. Glad to hear your wife is in the same sheet of music!

I pay on the value of the intangible religious benefits received.

My extended family benefits from this because it increases our ability to travel and see them. They have such cute kids and are really fun to hang out with!