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by Red Ryder
Fri Sep 20, 2019 7:52 am
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Which “group” do you most closely align with?
Replies: 4
Views: 128

Re: Which “group” do you most closely align with?

Maybe you should have said you were the “people that wear religious underwear” group!
by Red Ryder
Fri Sep 20, 2019 7:49 am
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: New topless ruling for Utah
Replies: 8
Views: 182

Re: New topless ruling for Utah

Oh gee! Has anyone else seen State specific boobies before? Utah’s are the most worn out from breast feeding too many babies while New Mexico, Kansas, and Oklahoma titties are dry and desolate and Colorado listed as the most used for recreational purposes! I say equal public nipple exposure will be ...
by Red Ryder
Fri Sep 20, 2019 7:42 am
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Major changes to organizations and auxiliaries set for October conference
Replies: 10
Views: 387

Re: Major changes to organizations and auxiliaries set for October conference

How about “Make Mormonism A Frontier Sex Cult Again”? Nelson will announce a new standard of dress code modeled after pioneer and trek clothes. He’ll demand that the shorter two piece garments get banned and bring back the one piece wrist to ankle length garments. He’ll ask everyone to sell their po...
by Red Ryder
Fri Sep 20, 2019 7:28 am
Forum: Support
Topic: Resume fun
Replies: 8
Views: 186

Re: Resume fun

I listed my volunteer service as the ward clerk and stake auditor on my resume when I was applying for a job shortly out of college. I didn’t call it that or even name the TCOFJCOLDS. When asked in an interview I explained I did basic reconciliations and check reimbursements. No religious talk neede...
by Red Ryder
Tue Sep 17, 2019 4:48 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Pres Nelson's BYU Speech Today
Replies: 54
Views: 1414

Re: Pres Nelson's BYU Speech Today

Ha ha!

God is truly a psycho if he changes his mind based on the pleadings of the mortal man Mr. Nelson.

Jesus H. Christ! Why can’t anyone see how CRAZY this church is!
by Red Ryder
Tue Sep 17, 2019 10:13 am
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Mayan Nephites
Replies: 9
Views: 273

Re: Mayan Nephites

Isn’t it wonderful when you can actually use your intellect and learn about new things outside the limited confines of Mormonism? The Mayan ancestors of today probably hate being tied to Lamanites! Wait..... :lol: Adding the word “among” is a great example of the institutional dishonesty the church ...
by Red Ryder
Mon Sep 16, 2019 11:03 am
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: NOM Swag
Replies: 8
Views: 262

Re: NOM Swag

I uploaded a few shirts/vnecks/tanks/etc... if anyone likes any of these, let me know and I can set up a private link at a lower cost (Amazon won't allow discount codes, but I can duplicate the listing at "cost" which is typically about $3 less). https://www.amazon.com/s/ref=w_bl_sl_s_ap_web_714112...
by Red Ryder
Sat Sep 14, 2019 9:27 am
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Holy Cow!!! Devastating TV ad
Replies: 24
Views: 725

Re: Holy Cow!!! Devastating TV ad

Now they need an ad that pans over the temple and down in for a close up of a grandpa in a white suit and asks “were you groped, molested, or had your junk fondled by a temple worker during your initiatory? That’s not part of the ceremony. You are entitled to compensation for pain suffering and emot...
by Red Ryder
Thu Sep 12, 2019 12:14 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Apostolic Blessings
Replies: 15
Views: 395

Re: Apostolic Blessings

I believe it was the apostle Paul at the last supper dinner table.

Jesus said, “Paul can you give us a blessing on the food?”

Like all things, it morphed over time.
by Red Ryder
Tue Sep 10, 2019 3:49 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Mass disclosure update
Replies: 10
Views: 426

Re: Mass disclosure update

As long as your wife and immediate family still love you then nothing else matters! You made the right decision.

Oh, and Jesus still loves you!
by Red Ryder
Tue Sep 10, 2019 11:17 am
Forum: Support
Topic: Joys of LDS Afterlife
Replies: 16
Views: 353

Re: Joys of LDS Afterlife

The way I make sense of the next life is to think of it as a template for this life. Man is that he might have joy and that sort of thing. I have no idea exactly how or what I will be, or be doing, in the next life. I do, however, know for a fact that when I tell my wife that I love her and show he...
by Red Ryder
Tue Sep 10, 2019 11:14 am
Forum: Support
Topic: Joys of LDS Afterlife
Replies: 16
Views: 353

Re: Joys of LDS Afterlife

Hey wonderment, A loving Heavenly Father will always spend a few minutes cuddling his just spiritually impregnated wife before moving on to his next “appointment” in order to make her feel loved and accepted. I do believe it’s on a sliding scale though so wife #1 gets the most time while wife # 7,99...
by Red Ryder
Mon Sep 09, 2019 1:31 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Who would you like to meet in the after life?
Replies: 28
Views: 533

Re: Who would you like to meet in the after life?

As far as my list, I'm gonna start with the first that popped into my head: Ranndy Rhoads Layne Staley Chris Cornell Chester Bennington Explain my answer: Again, the "theme" related to those names was what initially came to mind for me. There are likely hundreds of others related to that theme that...
by Red Ryder
Mon Sep 09, 2019 11:34 am
Forum: Support
Topic: Who would you like to meet in the after life?
Replies: 28
Views: 533

Re: Who would you like to meet in the after life?

Joseph Smith - so I could kick him in the balls. That bastard screwed things up for me real good. Maybe you could take that up with your first relative who joined the church? It’s crazy to think that my first relatives who joined the church in the 1850’s were just poor immigrants who found a commun...
by Red Ryder
Mon Sep 09, 2019 9:59 am
Forum: Support
Topic: Who would you like to meet in the after life?
Replies: 28
Views: 533

Who would you like to meet in the after life?

Who would you like to meet in the after life? A. Jesus Christ B. Joseph Smith C. ___________ Explain your answer. I would like to sit at a poker table in the afterlife casino with L. Ron Hubbard, Joseph Smith, and Jesus Christ and call their bluffs. Although I’d probably be able to see right through...
by Red Ryder
Sun Sep 08, 2019 1:50 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Would the church ever change the name of BYU...?
Replies: 10
Views: 328

Re: Would the church ever change the name of BYU...?

Thoughtful wrote:
Sat Sep 07, 2019 6:16 pm
Come Unto Christ U
Pronounce Cuckoo?

Call Rebrand Russell we have a winner!
by Red Ryder
Fri Sep 06, 2019 11:15 am
Forum: Support
Topic: Something new to look forward to
Replies: 12
Views: 550

Re: Something new to look forward to

I’ll probably skip the theater and wait to see it once it goes to film strip.

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by Red Ryder
Thu Sep 05, 2019 3:43 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Would the church ever change the name of BYU...?
Replies: 10
Views: 328

Re: Would the church ever change the name of BYU...?

It will happen eventually. New name ideas: WHY LDS University Nelson University The University of Bednar Saints University University of Morality Congregationalist University of Mormonism The Apostle’s University* The Lord’s University The University of the Lord** Temple University*** *where relativ...
by Red Ryder
Thu Sep 05, 2019 2:31 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Writer excommunicated during ‘September Six’ purge loses her bid to rejoin the LDS Church
Replies: 22
Views: 670

Re: Writer excommunicated during ‘September Six’ purge loses her bid to rejoin the LDS Church

This also points out the difference between the soldiers on the ground and the generals overseeing the war.

Compassionate Bishop and Stake President facilitate the process to return to the Church.

Cold hearted and clueless First Presidency stamp the application DENIED!
by Red Ryder
Thu Sep 05, 2019 10:42 am
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Writer excommunicated during ‘September Six’ purge loses her bid to rejoin the LDS Church
Replies: 22
Views: 670

Re: Writer excommunicated during ‘September Six’ purge loses her bid to rejoin the LDS Church

She should just change her name, call up the missionaries, take the discussions, get baptized, live worthy for a year, pay lots of tithing, go through the temple, then change her name back. It’s not like the church does back ground checks on its converts or members. After reading the article there’s...