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by Red Ryder
Mon Aug 19, 2024 9:59 am
Forum: Support
Topic: This garment underwear crack down is WEIRD!
Replies: 9
Views: 2581

Re: This garment underwear crack down is WEIRD!

Please don’t misunderstand. As you reach out for divine guidance, the Spirit will not inspire you to do less than follow the instruction received in the temple and the prophetic counsel shared by the First Presidency in their recent statement.
by Red Ryder
Mon Aug 19, 2024 9:34 am
Forum: Support
Topic: This garment underwear crack down is WEIRD!
Replies: 9
Views: 2581

This garment underwear crack down is WEIRD!

Trigger warning. It’s a hot steaming pile of poo. https://www.churchofjesuschrist.org/study/liahona/2024/09/04-the-garment-of-the-holy-priesthood?lang=eng&fbclid=PAZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAaYT6do6lpRx58V5keAi1hEPC0PzTZgq60pgiJpcVjDmtcWQ87yRDxbQn48_aem_VWDBEVez_gtxtCSdIh7SSw Jeffry R Holland lets us k ow his...
by Red Ryder
Sat Aug 17, 2024 8:16 am
Forum: Support
Topic: Jawdropping dishonesty!
Replies: 9
Views: 3712

Re: Jawdropping dishonesty!

What a load of crap. It’s written like they’re trying to explain commercial business ownership to a kid in the sunbeam class. Ok Timmy, it’s like this…. Remember those pioneer people that walked across the plains? They started a bread baking business when they got to Salt Lake City, and because they...
by Red Ryder
Fri Aug 02, 2024 10:05 am
Forum: Support
Topic: Cosplay Pioneers
Replies: 13
Views: 7555

Re: Cosplay Pioneers

My FIL/MIL served a three summer mission tour in the Deseret Land & Livestock Mission. They bought an RV trailer and each summer pulled it up to Wyoming and lived in it. Their mission was to lead and support the weekly youth treks. They drove golf cart/side by side vehicles around. Cleaning porta po...
by Red Ryder
Sun Jul 28, 2024 6:30 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Sunday Reflections
Replies: 3
Views: 2397

Sunday Reflections

I’m sitting here on a Sunday evening contemplating the world around me. The Olympics in the background. Gray skies and clouds rolling in. Earlier today I sat painfully through an hour of church in a warm Mormon building listening to the stories of a return missionary. A missionary who served in…. Po...
by Red Ryder
Wed Jul 03, 2024 2:37 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Righteous Corecion
Replies: 14
Views: 7361

Re: Righteous Corecion

Hi Bishop! Thanks for the post. I agree with the church (and hagoth) but wonder if they even see the irony. Sexual abuse coercion = bad Religious coercion = good It’s a strange place to be when you can constantly see the church yak out of both sides of its mouth at once. PS. I need to confess someth...
by Red Ryder
Thu Jun 27, 2024 12:45 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: JS Polygamy deniers?
Replies: 13
Views: 8897

Re: JS Polygamy deniers?

I can’t wrap my head around why anyone would accept BY as a polygamist, assume the church was in apostasy, and yet continue to stay in it. Yup. Whether polygamy started with the first CEO, or his successor, it's still in their canonized scripture, it's still practiced today, and still a requirement...
by Red Ryder
Thu Jun 27, 2024 12:08 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: JS Polygamy deniers?
Replies: 13
Views: 8897

Re: JS Polygamy deniers?

I've learned to not even try to have a discussion with those who believe this. They will not accept any amount of documentation or proof!! Right?? I have a cousin on the marriage side of the family that believes likewise. She shuts down any conversation that asks her to critically think about the e...
by Red Ryder
Thu Jun 27, 2024 8:43 am
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: JS Polygamy deniers?
Replies: 13
Views: 8897

JS Polygamy deniers?

I came across a thread on the internet that I hadn’t really thought much about. We are now fully on the same page and agree that polygamy was NEVER from God. We also believe it started with Brigham Young, not Joseph Smith. (I recommend watching the 132 Problems YouTube channel for more information o...
by Red Ryder
Wed Jun 05, 2024 4:44 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: John Bunyan inpriation for Book of Mormon?
Replies: 11
Views: 5103

Re: John Bunyan inpriation for Book of Mormon?

moksha wrote:
Tue Jun 04, 2024 7:26 pm
Is there a connection between Brigham Young and Babe the blue ox?
Initially, they both had blue balls until Brother Brigham adopted the practice of polygamy.
by Red Ryder
Wed Jun 05, 2024 4:41 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Her shelf is beginning to Crack!!!
Replies: 10
Views: 4883

Re: Her shelf is beginning to Crack!!!

Don’t forget about Proctor and Gamble being tied to the devil. We heard a few over the pulpit pleas to avoid buying their products.
by Red Ryder
Thu May 23, 2024 3:08 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: The Prophet and Apostles are out living their wives.
Replies: 9
Views: 3683

Re: The Prophet and Apostles are out living their wives.

Just This Guy wrote:
Thu May 23, 2024 7:47 am
Not to mention the lost sleep when you get woken up in the middle of the night by your husband kicking you out of the bedroom because he is getting a message from his priesthood antenna.
110% real answer here! Perhaps this is why Wendy is so much younger too.
by Red Ryder
Wed May 22, 2024 4:39 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: The Prophet and Apostles are out living their wives.
Replies: 9
Views: 3683

The Prophet and Apostles are out living their wives.

There’s a discussion on the ALSSI substack about the apostles wives dying before the men. Which typically is opposite of the statistics that show most men die before their spouse. Here’s the conversation. 🧟‍♀️I cannot delay sharing my horror from realizing during this episode that the women are dyin...
by Red Ryder
Mon May 20, 2024 3:23 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: How to respond to believing spouse?
Replies: 28
Views: 9173

Re: How to respond to believing spouse?

If you end up doing the baptism, just wear bright red boxer briefs under the jump suit. That will get everyone talking. If that’s too scandalous, then make them BYU blue.
by Red Ryder
Mon May 20, 2024 12:26 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: What happens to the Honest Mormon?
Replies: 7
Views: 2754

Re: What happens to the Honest Mormon?

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a8/St_Walburge_on_winter_evening.jpg/220px-St_Walburge_on_winter_evening.jpg I was taught that the steeple was an eventual angelic portal to heaven and that in some future time a heavenly elevator would be installed. Righteous members would rec...
by Red Ryder
Mon May 13, 2024 10:39 am
Forum: Support
Topic: Mormon Stories 1840: Brittney Hartley on Nihilism
Replies: 2
Views: 1634

Re: Mormon Stories 1840: Brittney Hartley on Nihilism

This was a great episode.

Thanks for the recommendation.
by Red Ryder
Sun May 12, 2024 9:22 am
Forum: Support
Topic: Happy Fam's Day
Replies: 7
Views: 2129

Re: Happy Fam's Day

Happy Mothers Day! Today I will be talking about the most important thing in my life. The gospel of Jesus Christ, our love for our Heavenly FATHER, the priesthood, and of course attending the temple! In the recent GC, President Russel M Nelson, a true MAN of God, once said that the most important wo...
by Red Ryder
Mon May 06, 2024 1:04 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Today was a hard day !
Replies: 20
Views: 7670

Re: Today was a hard day !

So if that is the case, then why is she did she say that she did not want him if he was not a member? They have been married 45 years; she must be around 63-65 years old. What man is going to come along and pull her through the veil if she leaves her husband? Because a woman desperately needs a pri...
by Red Ryder
Thu May 02, 2024 6:58 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: How to respond to believing spouse?
Replies: 28
Views: 9173

Re: How to respond to believing spouse?

I adopted the catholic approach. Meaning, if I wasn’t Mormon I would be catholic. What do Catholics do? They go to church and sit by their families. They baptize as part of the tradition. They celebrate the family togetherness and milestone. Throw your definition of integrity out the window and rede...
by Red Ryder
Thu May 02, 2024 6:50 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: We’re back! Thanks Captain Salty!
Replies: 23
Views: 5685

Re: We’re back! Thanks Captain Salty!

During these troubled times ;) I've noticed something that's fairly consistent on the main board index page: In total there are 195 users online 195 users online right now. Does that sound correct? During these periods where the sessions table has routinely crashed, I've noticed every time that I v...