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by Red Ryder
Thu Feb 15, 2024 7:33 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Question on Mormon Cooking
Replies: 18
Views: 336

Re: Question on Mormon Cooking

Now I’m arguing with Elder Chat G. TeePee While I understand your request, it's important to approach the topic of polygamy with sensitivity and respect for the individuals involved. Promoting polygamy-themed cooking could be perceived as inappropriate or disrespectful. Instead, I can offer you sugg...
by Red Ryder
Thu Feb 15, 2024 7:25 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Question on Mormon Cooking
Replies: 18
Views: 336

Re: Question on Mormon Cooking

Here’s a few funny meal ideas from Elder Chat G. Teepee baked with a dash of RR sarcasm. 1. Pioneer Potluck Feast: A meal featuring classic pioneer-era dishes like beans, cornbread, stew, and homemade pies, reminiscent of the early Mormon settlers' simple yet hearty meals. Just don’t drink the water...
by Red Ryder
Thu Feb 15, 2024 7:14 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Question on Mormon Cooking
Replies: 18
Views: 336

Re: Question on Mormon Cooking

That leads me to my question about historic Mormon cooking. I know that Mormon tastes in cooking tend towards blandness, but have there been any pronouncements against spiciness? Only in the bedroom Penguin! Only in the bedroom….. My grandmother was known for her blandness in the kitchen. Some of h...
by Red Ryder
Wed Feb 14, 2024 12:56 am
Forum: Support
Topic: A quick update
Replies: 11
Views: 353

A quick update

I took a new job in the same company which resulted in more time and dedication to the company. It pays extremely well which is why I took it. Unfortunately it means my time and dedication is to the company and not to my distractions, interests, and hobbies. I can’t stand that life seems to be that ...
by Red Ryder
Thu Jan 18, 2024 1:09 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: How do you define Mormonism?
Replies: 51
Views: 4568

Re: How do you define Mormonism?

It feels like the church members can be packaged into a few different groups that represent a challenge to the Leadership. However, as long as the wallets of each group remain open the Leadership can tolerate while they search for more real estate investments. Let’s continue defining Mormonism. 1. A...
by Red Ryder
Wed Jan 17, 2024 2:14 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: How do you define Mormonism?
Replies: 51
Views: 4568

Re: How do you define Mormonism?

I love that. I would add… Mormonism is a time consuming lifestyle made up of a series of non-standardized rules that each church member and leader personally interprets differently and then expects everyone else to abide by their own interpretation, that ever so slowly evolves from generation to gen...
by Red Ryder
Wed Jan 17, 2024 2:06 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Pope, Gay blessing, Conversion opportunity
Replies: 47
Views: 51885

Re: Pope, Gay blessing, Conversion opportunity

We like him even if some of his jokes aren’t funny. Sometimes I write with savoir-faire, sometimes I resort to flipperancy (penguin joke). No one can please all audiences, nor should we have to please everyone. Our common humanity draws us together and hopefully, this place of togetherness can be b...
by Red Ryder
Tue Jan 16, 2024 7:36 pm
Forum: The Coffee Shop
Topic: Psychedelics in the Beehive conference
Replies: 7
Views: 1032

Re: Psychedelics in the Beehive conference

Sounds interesting.
by Red Ryder
Tue Jan 02, 2024 1:14 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: How long can I lie ?
Replies: 21
Views: 15956

Re: How long can I lie ?

Love the commentary. Let me simplify and share how I reframed this. If I wasn’t born Mormon, let’s just say for this example I would be a catholic. As a catholic, I would attend church with my family. Sit by them on the pew. Participate in milestone events. Celebrate Easter and Christmas. And live m...
by Red Ryder
Thu Dec 28, 2023 2:01 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Replacing the New Order Mormon
Replies: 59
Views: 43362

Re: Replacing the New Order Mormon

Years ago, I used to strongly resist (in my mind) the oft-voiced idea that the "middle way" was inevitably temporary and that no one would continue to try to make it work in the long term. I guess I didn't want my future to be that easily predictable. I still identify more with the NOM label than a...
by Red Ryder
Thu Dec 28, 2023 1:14 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Was tithing required to attend the temple
Replies: 6
Views: 871

Re: Was tithing required to attend the temple

Just wondering if anybody knows if tithing was required in the time of jesus to attend the temple ??? Have you read The Gospel According to Jesus Christ by Saramago? I highly recommend it. It is brilliant. It puts a whole new twist into WWJD. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Gospel_According_to_...
by Red Ryder
Sun Dec 24, 2023 2:58 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Went to church today (Dec 24th) and …
Replies: 6
Views: 1639

Went to church today (Dec 24th) and …

The choir sang Christmas music.

The speaker talked about genealogy and attending the temple.

The choir sang more Christmas music.

We all went home after one hour!

Why am I not surprised?
by Red Ryder
Thu Dec 21, 2023 1:55 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Tithing Unsettlement
Replies: 21
Views: 2677

Re: Tithing Unsettlement

Bishop of the Year!!!!

If I was Bishop:

One temple recommend for you! And you! And you!

Like Oprah…: everyone gets a temple recommend!
by Red Ryder
Mon Dec 18, 2023 12:43 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Put your holiday greetings here!
Replies: 20
Views: 2870

Re: Put your holiday greetings here!

I stopped in to Kish’s house the other night to say hi.

Turns out he’s now an ordained noodle.

You too can be ordained for $59.

https://order.spaghettimonster.org/Ordination/
by Red Ryder
Mon Dec 18, 2023 12:40 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Put your holiday greetings here!
Replies: 20
Views: 2870

Re: Put your holiday greetings here!

Greetings from Kolob!

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by Red Ryder
Thu Dec 14, 2023 5:19 pm
Forum: The Coffee Shop
Topic: Why Killer Whales Don't Eat Twinkies
Replies: 45
Views: 7351

Re: Why Killer Whales Don't Eat Twinkies

Return & Report: Last week I drank one soda at lunch. A Coke Zero. Exercised on the bike for combined total of 85 minutes. Goal: continue above and increase exercise minutes. Result: feel better from effort. Body and legs a bit sore. Now to the this part: Poop should be produced every four to five d...
by Red Ryder
Thu Dec 07, 2023 4:09 pm
Forum: The Coffee Shop
Topic: Why Killer Whales Don't Eat Twinkies
Replies: 45
Views: 7351

Re: Why Killer Whales Don't Eat Twinkies

Dirty Bird, what about cholesterol levels? I run high and my doc is telling me to avoid all hooved animals. Red meat, pork, etc.
by Red Ryder
Thu Dec 07, 2023 4:08 pm
Forum: The Coffee Shop
Topic: Why Killer Whales Don't Eat Twinkies
Replies: 45
Views: 7351

Re: Why Killer Whales Don't Eat Twinkies

I’m interested in the inflammation reduction primary to alleviate low back pain from a herniated disc that flares up occasionally. I've been working on reducing my sugar intake. I love Coke and DP, but I've cut way back on those to just a couple times per month. As a regular dancer partner with Mar...
by Red Ryder
Thu Dec 07, 2023 10:01 am
Forum: The Coffee Shop
Topic: Why Killer Whales Don't Eat Twinkies
Replies: 45
Views: 7351

Re: Why Killer Whales Don't Eat Twinkies

ME,

Run that orca pic through Bing again but substitute moon pies for apostles in suits.