NOM

Red Ryder

Hagoth wrote: ↑
Tue Oct 03, 2023 7:35 am
Oh, oh, I've got one!

THINK ̶C̶E̶L̶E̶S̶T̶I̶A̶L̶
(with line drawn through celestial, or grayed out)

Red Ryder

Ladies and gentleman, Brothers and Sisters, humans and humanoids… are you tired of feeling beat down, betrayed, upset by the latest words of the Living Prophet, even Russell M. Nelson? Are you tired of your loved ones shunning you, your home teachers preaching at you, and your instagrams and Faceboo...

Red Ryder

I heard a few clips from President Nelson’s talk. But decided to come up with a few of my own. 1. **Celestial Office Supplies**: Imagine a celestial office with angelic employees using halos as hula hoops and harps as keyboards. Their celestial staplers shoot out glitter instead of staples. 2. **Cel...

Red Ryder

I’m guessing here but it was either pulled down by actions of his ex-wife…

Or

To be used in court against Hildebrandt??

Interesting. We listened to it but didn’t download it.

There has to be a copy floating around.

Red Ryder

We will try to describe for the readers what Joseph was experiencing when he was going through his prophetic role so the reader can be along with him like a fly on the wall or a participant in his many interesting prophetic experiences. My advice to TSCC would be to stop trying to whitewash and gas...

Red Ryder

My sources say yes! Although you have to question the Monday night court of love since everyone knows that’s FHE night and Mormon meetings are prohibited. :lol: My source: https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/MakeSchool-Tutorials/Magic-8Ball-Swift4@bd4381e179660731454e6370f7051898c712e077/P1-Getting-Started/...

Red Ryder

Reminds me of the last adoption fraud scheme by a prominent Mormon…. Paul Peterson.

https://www.deseret.com/utah/2020/6/19/ ... lds-mormon

Red Ryder

I disagree. Pornography is so 2020. Here’s my bingo list. Prophet worship. Legendary 99 year old prophet! Let’s worship (butt kiss) that for 8 talks. Obedience (pointed at prophet. See above) Come follow me (where me = the prophet) Attempt to blame parents for kids leaving. (kids leave because they ...

Red Ryder

Maybe we'll see a new apologetic theory form up around this, Lehi actually traveled through Asia then crossed the Bering Strait. A much shorter sea journey than one of the major oceans. But then Lehi would have crossed all of Canada to get to NY, likely running into a few Snidley Whiplashes and Dud...

Red Ryder

Cnsl1 wrote: ↑
Tue Sep 26, 2023 1:41 am
Exercise
Lots of plants
Grass fed beef
Fish
Some whole grains
Beer
Margaritas
Small doses of THC/CBD candy
Dark chocolate
Lots of water

Define small dose.

Red Ryder

The church article is interesting in that it spends 7/8 of the article describing all the details. Then ends with “Does It Really Matter What the Book of Mormon Plates Looked Like?” And sums up with “nobody will get a testimony by looking at the plates. You have to actually read the book. Regardless...

Red Ryder

The level of stupidity in some of the YouTube comments amazes me. “Maybe the church spokesman’s email was hacked and someone sent that to Vice” “Anyone else find it sus that the Church isolated Tim? It’s a political hack job so they can put their people into the Senate race” “That church spokesman n...

Red Ryder

Red Ryder

I just discovered this: https://floodlit.org/ FLOODLIT.org reports on sexual abuse cases involving members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (Mormons). Yes, but that mug you see first thing is Tim Ballard, and he is the guy who has a lady who talks to the ancient dead, never existe...

Red Ryder

And we could do this while wearing nothing but our garmies and the ones we carry to leave. I mean, shouldn’t we demonstrate how ugly they really are? or maybe take a pair off and leave them. That would give a church a lot of publicity they wouldn’t like. I don’t volunteer to be part of this protest...

Red Ryder

We could also have a massive protest where a single file line of 15,000 people are lined down the sidewalks and streets of Salt Lake City. All in line to drop a single pair of garments into a massive large pile of polyester and cotton at the footsteps of the church office building! Like this: https:...

Red Ryder

Garments? Did someone say Garments suck!!!! This is my type of thread! I’m happy to report that Syster Ryder has stopped wearing hers 99% of the time! They still sit in the drawer for now but it’s been amazing the transformation our marriage has taken when Jesus Jammies are no longer worn to bed. Wi...

Red Ryder

moksha wrote: ↑
Thu Sep 21, 2023 10:24 am
New update on how an LDS psychic helped channel Moroni to locate the children for Tim Ballard.
From Radio Free Mormon:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSZT1VMcyCk

“Eenie Meanie Chili Beanie, Moroni is about to speak”.

Will the 10,000 pages be released?

Red Ryder

https://floodlit.org/a/a720/ David George McConkie was a former LDS stake president, LDS bishop and deputy district attorney in Colorado, and paternal grandson of former Mormon apostle Bruce R. McConkie; arrested on August 30, 2023; charged in September 2023 with felony sexual assault on a child by...

Red Ryder

It appears the church has made a statement. https://www.ldsdaily.com/world/everything-you-need-to-know-about-the-church-of-jesus-christs-condemnation-of-tim-ballard/?fbclid=IwAR0eX4euYfwqBh1o_VYtFr1hqtsxRRsVbUGI9m0u5Csel_DrAIgY-Wg_jdc_aem_AQHmUpfJuN6bBR3CN-r3-hyh1pVnXYzg2V2T32czfZAK0RT8xStuR4ANa11P...

NOM

Search found 4030 matches

Re: Counter Attack: Think Celestial = Think Polygamy!

Counter Attack: Think Celestial = Think Polygamy!

Think Celestial??

Re: Welcome to the Tuesday Podcast Club!

Re: JS Papers accouncement by Oaks

Re: Has Tim Ballard Been Excommunicated?

Re: What's the story with Tim Ballard?

Re: General conference predictions or wishful thinking !

Re: Recent Asian DNA influence in Americas

Re: Making your own Dietary Regulations

Re: How many plates?

Re: What's the story with Tim Ballard?

Re: Garments always hanging out and it drives me nuts

Re: Another Mormon Stake President arrested for abuse of a child

Re: Garments always hanging out and it drives me nuts

Re: Garments always hanging out and it drives me nuts

Re: Garments always hanging out and it drives me nuts

Re: What's the story with Tim Ballard?

Another Mormon Stake President arrested for abuse of a child

Re: What's the story with Tim Ballard?