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by Kishkumen
Sun Mar 17, 2019 5:20 am
Forum: Support
Topic: 90# Pork Butt
Replies: 13
Views: 574

Re: 90# Pork Butt

SLK - I don't have a traeger, but it's the same thing Ford vs Chevy.

Traeger does have name recognition. So does Kleenex
by Kishkumen
Wed Mar 13, 2019 3:59 pm
Forum: The Coffee Shop
Topic: What are you drinking right now?
Replies: 274
Views: 22586

Re: What are you drinking right now?

A lot
by Kishkumen
Wed Mar 13, 2019 12:17 am
Forum: The Coffee Shop
Topic: Visiting New Orleans
Replies: 7
Views: 160

Visiting New Orleans

I just arrived in New Orleans for a work conference. We're staying right by the French quarter.

Bourbon Street is absolutely crazy
by Kishkumen
Mon Mar 11, 2019 9:37 am
Forum: Support
Topic: 90# Pork Butt
Replies: 13
Views: 574

Re: 90# Pork Butt

For all of you wishing to watch the madness, I assure you that reality is much less entertaining than the imagination. Dad didn't make it here. Flights were fully booked. The meat smoking was pretty cool, and there was much rejoicing. Brother and I had some drinks, all the adults were exhausted and ...
by Kishkumen
Mon Mar 11, 2019 8:27 am
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Pope and RMN to meet today
Replies: 49
Views: 1093

Re: Pope and RMN to meet today

For those of us that did 24 months or 18 months of hard time in our late teens/early 20's, Who remembers a phrase similiar to 'we might just baptize the Pope!" ?

When RMN and the Pope don white jump suits and held to the Rome stake center, call me. Until then, don't bother me.
by Kishkumen
Sat Mar 09, 2019 7:00 am
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Pope and RMN to meet today
Replies: 49
Views: 1093

Re: Pope and RMN to meet today

Nah, the Pope wants to meet with RSN to better learn how to mitigate a sex abuse cover up.
by Kishkumen
Fri Mar 08, 2019 10:55 am
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Bruce R. McConkie Will Be In Rome - In Spirit
Replies: 14
Views: 366

Re: Bruce R. McConkie Will Be In Rome - In Spirit

In my post about the ward rodeo (90# Pork Butt) one of the families that is a fixture in the ward will not be attending the rodeo this week. This is because the wife was fortunate enough by way of a tender mercy miracle to receive an invitation to the Rome temple dedication. All she had to do was bu...
by Kishkumen
Fri Mar 08, 2019 9:41 am
Forum: Support
Topic: 90# Pork Butt
Replies: 13
Views: 574

90# Pork Butt

Nothing major, just a little story I thought is interesting. Sorry, turned out be a much longer post than anticipated. My friend, who is also the EQP, reached out to me yesterday to ask if I could cook/smoke some pork butt for pulled pork sammiches. Our ward has an annual Rodeo instead of a picnic, ...
by Kishkumen
Thu Mar 07, 2019 11:25 am
Forum: Support
Topic: Need to vent, has nothing to do with Mormonism
Replies: 18
Views: 569

Re: Need to vent, has nothing to do with Mormonism

And I'm updating my Will in the near future. Let me die. Harvest whatever organ(s) might help another. Save as much money as possible. So sorry for the Trauma your brother has gone through and the toll on everyone one involved. I will raise a glass to the FSM tonight that ye may be touched by His no...
by Kishkumen
Tue Mar 05, 2019 2:17 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Mormon/LDS/ETCOJCOLDS website name changes now official
Replies: 29
Views: 834

Re: Mormon/LDS/ETCOJCOLDS website name changes now official

http://churchofjesuschrist.org http://thechurchofjesuschrist.org Apparently the Mormon (aka LDS) church isn't the church of Jesus Christ, just a church of Jesus Christ. And suddenly the Bickertonites praised the Lord for the unexpected massive increase of interest in their church and website. Truly...
by Kishkumen
Tue Mar 05, 2019 11:25 am
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Mormon/LDS/ETCOJCOLDS website name changes now official
Replies: 29
Views: 834

Re: Mormon/LDS/ETCOJCOLDS website name changes now official

oh, this is so painful My employer went through a name rebranding a couple of years ago. We went from a 4 character domain WXYZ.com to an ABCDEFGHIJKL.com domain. It sucked. But this is ridiculous. ABC.org ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRS.org hey bro, what's your email address? Joseph.Smith@ChurchofJe.... Ah for...
by Kishkumen
Tue Mar 05, 2019 9:26 am
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: General Konference Predictions
Replies: 36
Views: 1274

Re: General Konference Predictions

2bizE wrote:
Mon Mar 04, 2019 11:35 pm
... No alcohol, ...
you lost me, I'm out
by Kishkumen
Mon Mar 04, 2019 1:53 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Other churches have fire miracles too
Replies: 5
Views: 218

Re: Other churches have fire miracles too

pffft - and LDS meetinghouse wouldn't have even caught fire to begin with.
by Kishkumen
Mon Mar 04, 2019 8:40 am
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: General Konference Predictions
Replies: 36
Views: 1274

Re: General Konference Predictions

Just remember, don't get your hopes up. My prediction - they'll update some things but not as much as us NOM / ExMo crowd would prefer. I don't have any individual predictions, but my TBM colleague mentioned 2 possibilities Allowing coffee/tea Removal of all Stake level callings with the exception o...
by Kishkumen
Fri Mar 01, 2019 3:44 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: The 40 Year Old Social Virgin
Replies: 12
Views: 393

Re: The 40 Year Old Social Virgin

Yep...welcome to the discovery that growing up and living within the LDS "bubble" causes many, many of us to have stunted social growth. You and I and many others have a great deal of catching up to do. Just don't do it all at once...that can be pretty overwhelming. :lol: We do need to catch up. Se...
by Kishkumen
Fri Mar 01, 2019 3:39 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: The 40 Year Old Social Virgin
Replies: 12
Views: 393

Re: The 40 Year Old Social Virgin

Yep I can't shake the feeling I will never fit in with the gentile crowd. Lost in social wastelands like Moses in the wilderness. I really know what you mean. I'm no longer a young pup and it's getting harder to learn new tricks. In all sincerity, I take solace that I may never fit in but at least ...
by Kishkumen
Fri Mar 01, 2019 3:35 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: The 40 Year Old Social Virgin
Replies: 12
Views: 393

Re: The 40 Year Old Social Virgin

In response to some of you connoisseurs critiquing cheap beer - Miller Lite is my cheap beer of preference. Interchangeable with Michelob Ultra. Both are just fine with me, usually whichever is on sale is what I buy. Of course neither is fantastic, that's why they sell it so cheap. I won't refuse a ...
by Kishkumen
Fri Mar 01, 2019 3:23 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: The 40 Year Old Social Virgin
Replies: 12
Views: 393

Re: The 40 Year Old Social Virgin

WTH am I doing? I don't know how to interact with normal people. What's the proper protocol, etiquitte? Right as I read that I thought, just lube the event up with a little booze and all will be well outside of Zion. Then some of your new friends took care of that part and hazzah! ------- That was ...
by Kishkumen
Fri Mar 01, 2019 9:17 am
Forum: Support
Topic: The 40 Year Old Social Virgin
Replies: 12
Views: 393

The 40 Year Old Social Virgin

For the record, I'm not yet 40, however, that milestone is much closer than I'd care to admit. A few years mentally out and a couple of years physically out and I'm still a Social Virgin in the loan and dreary wilderness, full of godless heathens and satan worshipping Gentiles. We had an impromptu p...
by Kishkumen
Wed Feb 27, 2019 11:39 am
Forum: Support
Topic: 2 faced gentiles
Replies: 21
Views: 637

2 faced gentiles

We were at the park recently talking with a few other parents. in this group, all of our kids go to the same school and most are in the same class. Someone mentioned what they thought were some polygamist children that also attend the school. A couple mom's expressed curiosity as they didn't know ho...