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by LSOF
Mon Feb 05, 2018 10:24 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: NOMlandia Proverbs
Replies: 15
Views: 444

Re: NOMlandia Proverbs

Vulg: fides non excusat (KJV: "Faith excuseth not"; NIV: "Faith is no excuse").
by LSOF
Sat Feb 03, 2018 1:58 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: How and When did Church take over your "self"
Replies: 20
Views: 645

Re: How and When did Church take over your "self"

When my great-great-great-grandparents fell for a con.
by LSOF
Tue Nov 21, 2017 2:43 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: New post to get off the 666 topics previously posted
Replies: 10
Views: 448

Re: New post to get off the 666 topics previously posted

Does this make 664 the neighbor of the Beast? I think 665 would be the neighbor of the beast. Or 667. I guess that makes 664 the neighbor of the neighbor of the beast... In my neighbourhood in Texas, house numbers skipped four. So the next-door neighbours of the Beast would be 662 and 670, and acro...
by LSOF
Sun Nov 12, 2017 3:28 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: What about NewNameNoah?
Replies: 31
Views: 1505

Re: What about NewNameNoah?

I'm glad that he did what he did.
by LSOF
Sun Nov 12, 2017 3:22 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: What about the Bible?
Replies: 9
Views: 369

Re: What about the Bible?

A loathsome concatenation of Iron Age myths which, by an unfortunate series of geopolitical accidents, became the dominant religious paradigm in the world. Any good in it is as diamonds in a dunghill. What is good in the Bible is not unique, and what is unique is not good. Edited to add that back wh...
by LSOF
Tue Oct 31, 2017 6:15 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: If there was a Nobel Prize for religion.........
Replies: 9
Views: 345

Re: If there was a Nobel Prize for religion.........

I would give it to the secularizers of the ages.
by LSOF
Mon Oct 02, 2017 3:53 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Nonsense language
Replies: 41
Views: 1248

Re: Nonsense language

I almost forgot how many Mormon phrases probably mean absolutely nothing to outsiders. How about this one: "The measure of the stature of the fullness of Christ" Are there others? Sorry Brian but while the general statement may be true your example is lousy That is a precise quote of Ephesians 4;13...
by LSOF
Sun Oct 01, 2017 6:47 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Sunday Afternoon NOMference
Replies: 39
Views: 1305

Re: Sunday Afternoon NOMference

Silver Girl wrote:
Sun Oct 01, 2017 5:53 pm
I don't remember the name of the last speaker (it's one of the Q-12), but I'd give him a -25 for blatant suck-up content.
Neal Andersen.
by LSOF
Sun Oct 01, 2017 4:05 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Priesthood Session Wrap-Up
Replies: 15
Views: 607

Re: Priesthood Session Wrap-Up

Just as the generative power (the self-same generative power which is wasted on pornographic images) was given to men only, so was the Priesthood of God, which includes the power to generate worlds without end.
by LSOF
Sun Oct 01, 2017 3:59 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Elder Bednar deserves some credit...
Replies: 14
Views: 584

Re: Elder Bednar deserves some credit...

I slept through Bednar's talk. What was it about?
by LSOF
Thu Sep 28, 2017 11:32 am
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: GenCon Fall 2017
Replies: 22
Views: 973

Re: GenCon Fall 2017

Same pabulum as always, with a high likelihood of Oaks, Bednar, Rasband, and/or Holland saying something highly heinous and/or stupid.
by LSOF
Thu Sep 28, 2017 11:26 am
Forum: Support
Topic: Need something mindless to do during conference...ideas?
Replies: 13
Views: 340

Re: Need something mindless to do during conference...ideas?

If your cohabitants are in positions of authority over you (like mine are) then I do not recommend anything with a phone. A better tactic is to get a notebook for doodling or other purposes. In mine, I have written story ideas and electronic circuit designs, and the process of generating them looks ...
by LSOF
Thu Sep 21, 2017 7:56 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: No Gay Cakes in Heaven
Replies: 24
Views: 719

Re: No Gay Cakes in Heaven

As far as I'm concerned, he can refuse to sell and be damned.
by LSOF
Thu Sep 21, 2017 9:59 am
Forum: Support
Topic: Postmodernism anybody?
Replies: 95
Views: 3211

Re: Postmodernism anybody?

wtfluff wrote:
Wed Sep 20, 2017 5:13 pm
LaMachina wrote:
Wed Sep 20, 2017 4:50 pm
The most credible study done on children raised by homosexual parents
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Ya think we'll get a quote from the Westboro Baptists here any time soon? ;)
It's by no means impossible!
by LSOF
Sat Sep 16, 2017 4:31 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: I wish...
Replies: 17
Views: 706

Re: I wish...

I wish Mormonism to go the way of Scientology.
by LSOF
Fri Sep 15, 2017 11:14 am
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Who is the biggest tool/who do you dislike the most?
Replies: 40
Views: 1468

Re: Who is the biggest tool/who do you dislike the most?

Along with the standard list (Bednar, Oaks, Holland, Packer, Bircher Benson, BY, &c.) I submit Gordon Hinckley the Duplicitous and Melvin Ballard the Navigator.
by LSOF
Fri Sep 15, 2017 11:09 am
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: "And it came to pass" - evidence for BoM authenticity
Replies: 22
Views: 881

Re: "And it came to pass" - evidence for BoM authenticity

It would help if we had the original text. But we do have the original text; I bought a facsimile for $25 from Nauvoo. It's written in nineteenth-century yokel English trying to sound biblical.
by LSOF
Thu Sep 14, 2017 6:01 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Sheesh! Who is God mad at now?
Replies: 51
Views: 1937

Re: Sheesh! Who is God mad at now?

Random wrote:
Thu Sep 14, 2017 1:13 pm
If God does cause or allow natural disasters, I would think the purpose would be to humble people so they'd turn to him, not to punish people nor to beat them into submission.
What's the difference?
by LSOF
Tue Sep 12, 2017 6:00 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Moral relativism
Replies: 9
Views: 338

Re: Moral relativism

"What is wrong under one circumstance, can be, and often is, right under another."
--- Joseph Smith, Junior

EDIT: Ghost got to it first.
by LSOF
Mon Sep 11, 2017 5:20 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Fire Insurance and the 10%
Replies: 7
Views: 384

Re: Fire Insurance and the 10%

"[H]e that is tithed shall not be burned at his [God's] coming." D&C lxiv: 23