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by hmb
Fri Jun 01, 2018 7:11 am
Forum: Support
Topic: Powerful KSL Broadcast Antenna
Replies: 3
Views: 265

Re: Powerful KSL Broadcast Antenna

Hagoth wrote:
Thu May 31, 2018 1:12 pm
Never question the power of the priesthood antenna.
(It must be questioned or there wouldn't be any little blue pills)

Sorry. Uncalled for. I AM just a mere woman, you know?
by hmb
Fri Jun 01, 2018 6:52 am
Forum: Support
Topic: The Waiting Game
Replies: 15
Views: 531

Re: The Waiting Game

I'm curious to the responses too. I like how you didn't just send the email without him agreeing to discuss the issues. If only we could get that same respect from TBMs whose relationships are based on conditional belief.
by hmb
Thu May 17, 2018 6:01 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: In which I lose my best friend
Replies: 22
Views: 928

Re: In which I lose my best friend

Can you imagine Jesus pitching a fit and then never speaking to someone again over a difference in religious opinion? But "good Christians" yup, they will shun you like you have leprosy. Just remember, it's fear. They are afraid of really finding out. Satan is a good red herring. I think we were al...
by hmb
Fri Apr 13, 2018 6:47 am
Forum: Support
Topic: Talking to family
Replies: 20
Views: 642

Re: Talking to family

This is the email she sent to a sibling and I after conference: "Are either of you ready yet to exit the great and spacious building, make your way back through the mists of darkness to the strait and narrow path, take hold of the iron rod and return to partake again of the fruit of the tree which ...
by hmb
Sun Apr 08, 2018 9:07 am
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: We can't criticize everything
Replies: 33
Views: 1272

Re: We can't criticize everything

As a middle school teacher (now retired) ... I'm so jealous. I'm a middle school teacher on the edge of "burnout." I envy your retirement. Must search for more positives!!! I only have a year or two left. That light is sometimes visible. I try to think of positives with the church. I can really onl...
by hmb
Sat Apr 07, 2018 9:38 am
Forum: Support
Topic: New YouTube Cartoon
Replies: 2
Views: 136

New YouTube Cartoon

I'm not here much, so I apologize if this is repeated. Reading about McKenna Denson, I stumbled on this new "show" beginning today.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8PWS8 ... slWUei5arg

Tax Fraud
by hmb
Thu Oct 26, 2017 6:32 am
Forum: Support
Topic: Meilingkie's Return and report
Replies: 19
Views: 891

Re: Meilingkie's Return and report

Wow. Thank you. I'm so happy for you, and so sorry for all you had to endure. I don't say much here on NOM, but I really enjoy following your posts. You and your family make me feel welcome and comfortable. That says a lot as I have awful anxiety in social situations. It's a rare thing when I feel I...
by hmb
Wed Oct 11, 2017 6:19 am
Forum: Support
Topic: Both sides pretending
Replies: 20
Views: 966

Re: Both sides pretending

I pretend for family. I don't think my true status would shock anyone. In my experience, if you act the part, that's what matters. People are busy; why take on another problem if all appears to be "normal?" I don't think it's laziness (maybe sometimes), but we all know that church responsibility get...
by hmb
Sun Oct 01, 2017 9:34 am
Forum: Support
Topic: Sunday morning NOMfrence
Replies: 49
Views: 1409

Re: Sunday morning NOMfrence

I climbed Shasta 15 years ago. Mormons sure do like their miracles, whether the miracle is positive or not. I call it chance, luck, and unpredictable.
Equal access to these miracles? Since when?
by hmb
Sun Oct 01, 2017 9:18 am
Forum: Support
Topic: Priesthood Session Wrap-Up
Replies: 15
Views: 626

Re: Priesthood Session Wrap-Up

I avoided both sessions and went to visit TBM family later that afternoon. I didn't know that I walked into the beginning of PH meeting, and got to listen. What a fun time. Hahaha. I probably deserve it. Now I'm sitting here for Sunday morning session. I'm trying to come up with a scheme to escape b...
by hmb
Sun Oct 01, 2017 9:05 am
Forum: Support
Topic: Sunday morning NOMfrence
Replies: 49
Views: 1409

Re: Sunday morning NOMfrence

Oh boy. Playing pretend with TBMers.
by hmb
Wed Aug 02, 2017 10:03 am
Forum: Support
Topic: Mormon Cred - Polygamist Style
Replies: 25
Views: 922

Re: Mormon Cred - Polygamist Style

Oh y'all think you're so smart. In MY family, a grandparent's patriarchal blessing said that we are direct descendants of Jesus Christ. So there! Neener. I win :mrgreen: (except I only know of polygamy in one set of g-grandparents. There were only 3 total wives. That's pretty weak, so that will knoc...
by hmb
Thu Jul 06, 2017 3:50 am
Forum: Support
Topic: NOM touchstone - thanks!
Replies: 27
Views: 1183

Re: NOM touchstone - thanks!

Hagoth wrote:
Sun Jul 02, 2017 1:43 pm
News flash! We just excavated a stack of metal plates with heioglyph-like characters*





*Just kidding
Ha! You just gave yourself away. Peru schmeru. Liar liar, pants on fire, you are really near Manchester, NY :mrgreen: .

Have fun out there.
by hmb
Thu Jul 06, 2017 3:41 am
Forum: Support
Topic: What Does Non-Rape Culture Look Like?
Replies: 31
Views: 1032

Re: What Would They Masturbate To?

Masturbation leads to homosexuality. Don't you remember? It's in The Miracle of Forgiveness; if a prophet said so, it must be true. So why is the LGBT community a minority? There's the proof that only a minority of people do....that....thang.
by hmb
Wed Jul 05, 2017 2:34 am
Forum: Support
Topic: Education week - NOM style
Replies: 17
Views: 659

Re: Education week - NOM style

I like your choices. If I had to go, I would see what was said in the "Guarding your faith against doubt, stay in the boat, any that have to do with Faith Crisis, and just for kicks, Navigating your future husbands past pornography use. Whichever you choose, bring your phone/iPad and post comments d...
by hmb
Sat Jul 01, 2017 4:51 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Quick Update
Replies: 25
Views: 1346

Re: Quick Update

I wonder how many TBMs are jealous of those who pull back and say, "No more!"? I once asked my dad about the women who were fighting to get the PH and he said, "Why would anyone want that extra work?" That is coming from MY dad, a true TBM to the heart. He never says no to anyone. Even though he is ...
by hmb
Mon Jun 19, 2017 4:35 am
Forum: Support
Topic: "By their ________ shall ye know them"
Replies: 27
Views: 1316

Re: "By their ________ shall ye know them"

Liberated Me wrote:
Sun Jun 18, 2017 5:37 pm
Agreed! I had to secretly dispose of my husband's hole-y garments. They are his favorite because they have "built-in air-conditioning".
Tops or bottoms? I was just wondering where ac would be most favored?
by hmb
Mon Jun 19, 2017 4:31 am
Forum: Support
Topic: "By their ________ shall ye know them"
Replies: 27
Views: 1316

Re: "By their ________ shall ye know them"

Hair color/style
piercings
wallet ($)
marked skin (tattoos)
submissiveness
Sunday dress
Political affiliation
by hmb
Mon Jun 19, 2017 4:20 am
Forum: Support
Topic: Girls camp theme: you will have to guess.
Replies: 29
Views: 2222

Re: Girls camp theme: you will have to guess.

Hmmmm. Floaters are better than sinkers. Sorry, couldn't help myself :mrgreen: . Why can't they just have a rafting trip and do the spiritual stuff back at camp?
by hmb
Sat Jun 10, 2017 6:32 am
Forum: Support
Topic: Are there really fewer women?
Replies: 26
Views: 1342

Re: Are there really fewer women?

I am female. I do not have a priesthood antenna. I don't have the P thing either. I have the P thing. It's called a She-wee, so I can stand while I "P-thing" outdoors. I always wanted to write my name in the snow. Oh wait, I'm confusing P thing with P thing. I don't have the PH antenna. Sorry for g...