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by wtfluff
Tue Sep 29, 2020 7:52 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Baptismal Covenant
Replies: 4
Views: 109

Re: Baptismal Covenant

Reuben wrote:
Tue Sep 29, 2020 4:51 pm
In other words, you covenant to Morm with those that Morm.
Damn, that is so PERFECT that describing it as perfect doesn't even do it justice.

I definitely have to attempt to commit Morm with those that Morm to the fluffy memory bank. :geek:
by wtfluff
Tue Sep 29, 2020 7:49 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Elder Gong's gay son
Replies: 9
Views: 197

Re: Elder Gong's gay son

Hagoth wrote:
Tue Sep 29, 2020 5:38 pm
What do you want to bet they'll do what they did with Christofferson. Gong will be assigned a talk in conference about the proclamation to prove the degree of his church-brokenness.
Dear Min, I hope not. :cry:
by wtfluff
Tue Sep 29, 2020 4:29 pm
Forum: Mixed Faith Relationships
Topic: Really frustrated lately...
Replies: 29
Views: 1475

Re: Really frustrated lately...

I tell people, that if we knew what was out there, that could kill us everyday, we wouldn't leave our houses. The normal death rate in America has decreased since the pandemic started. In America, roughly 8000 people die everyday. That fell to about 6000 in the early days of the shut down. But also...
by wtfluff
Tue Sep 29, 2020 4:03 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Baptismal Covenant
Replies: 4
Views: 109

Re: Baptismal Covenant

Well... You're supposed to "renew your covenants" every Sunday when you eat pretend demigod flesh, and drink pretend demigod blood. So the "Baptismal Covenant" is the words in the Magick Sacrament Incantations™, right? (Not saying that ANY of us were actually able to understand those "covenants" at ...
by wtfluff
Thu Sep 24, 2020 11:35 am
Forum: Mixed Faith Relationships
Topic: Really frustrated lately...
Replies: 29
Views: 1475

Re: Really frustrated lately...

I don't really respect covid much either. The science has flip-flopped on this like an angry minnow trying to get back to the water. Science "pretends" to know more than it does, that is for sure. I recognize that angel as belonging to an old time poster by the initials S.P.G. Hi. Anyway, about Cov...
by wtfluff
Thu Sep 24, 2020 11:17 am
Forum: Support
Topic: "Celebrating the 25th Anniversary of the Family Proclamation"
Replies: 12
Views: 414

Re: "Celebrating the 25th Anniversary of the Family Proclamation"

I'm happy to announce: Likely less than .001% of the world population gives a flying cluck, or a rolling donut about this "Celebration."
by wtfluff
Wed Sep 23, 2020 6:25 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: The God that Separates
Replies: 11
Views: 384

Re: The God that Separates

Now... If I could just find the right font, separate it into two columns, and Viola! I can replace my Proclamation Against The Flamily, with the Proclamation of the Red Cowboy ! (Let's be honest: If I didn't include the Red in Red Cowboy , and formatted it close to the Proclamation Against The Flami...
by wtfluff
Mon Sep 21, 2020 6:05 pm
Forum: The Coffee Shop
Topic: Looking For Work
Replies: 4
Views: 518

Re: Looking For Work

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by wtfluff
Mon Sep 21, 2020 6:00 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: If I could ask them one question . . . Come Follow Me, Lesson 38
Replies: 9
Views: 225

Re: If I could ask them one question . . . Come Follow Me, Lesson 38

Oh, and: Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate? I'm thinking maybe you can grip them by the husk if you have proper airspeed velocity. :mrgreen: (Apologies A-BOM, I am completely incapable of passing up any sort of python-esque opportunity, but I'll attempt to stop with the above smiley.)
by wtfluff
Mon Sep 21, 2020 12:08 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: The God that Separates
Replies: 11
Views: 384

Re: The God that Separates

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by wtfluff
Sun Sep 20, 2020 11:20 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: If I could ask them one question . . . Come Follow Me, Lesson 38
Replies: 9
Views: 225

Re: If I could ask them one question . . . Come Follow Me, Lesson 38

And then far out on the edge of the crowd: "Hen? What's a hen? "That's not what he said, he said men" "Alright then, Big Nose, what's a chicken?" "Obviously he was talking about kitchens. How often have I gathered you as men gather in kitchens. Not that often, come to think of it. And stop calling ...
by wtfluff
Sun Sep 20, 2020 11:07 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: General Konference Predictions
Replies: 25
Views: 918

Re: General Konference Predictions

Porn is worse than COVID-19.

Oh wait, one of the crazy, out-of-touch old kooks already said that.

Never-mind... :|
by wtfluff
Fri Sep 18, 2020 5:46 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Inability to trust and feeling nostalgic
Replies: 13
Views: 478

Re: Inability to trust and feeling nostalgic

"Question Everything." Isn't that kind of the "motto" of the skeptic? Does that include "Question Everyone?" Or "Don't trust anyone?" I fancy myself more of a skeptic nowadays than when I was a believing COJCOLd$ MORmON, but for some reason, I don't find myself in the camp other folks have mentioned...
by wtfluff
Fri Sep 18, 2020 1:29 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: What are you doing to protect your family against the virus?
Replies: 441
Views: 66714

Re: What are you doing to protect your family against the virus?

The Jello-Belt™ has set new records for positive COVID-19 infections for two days in a row now. Epicenter: Utah County, with BYU students being a huge contribution to the increase. Stay Classy all you COVID-19 Positive BYU Students! Actually... Who cares if you stay classy; Just stay away from older...
by wtfluff
Mon Sep 14, 2020 7:10 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Explaining religious past to kids
Replies: 6
Views: 245

Re: Explaining religious past to kids

There is always the good old: "We were raised Mormon, but we got better." My kids are a bit older. The youngest never really liked church, and dodged being baptized while I was in the middle of everything crashing down. The others are either all in and don't dare to ask, or are far enough out that ...
by wtfluff
Mon Sep 14, 2020 1:52 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Rasband's Face-to-Face
Replies: 21
Views: 745

Re: Rasband's Face-to-Face

Edit: P.S. What the hell is the set they recorded this on? Did they say anything about it? (I'm NOT going to go watch the video myself, as I'm pretty sure some NoMMie will know the answer.) Ask, and ye shall receive. It was held at the church's Jerusalem set on the lot at the Goshen studio. Interes...
by wtfluff
Mon Sep 14, 2020 12:29 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Rasband's Face-to-Face
Replies: 21
Views: 745

Re: Rasband's Face-to-Face

Let's re-frame the question. Or in other words: You're asking the wrong question . Why don't they just post a list of "Approved Questions?" They're obviously following a script, It would make things slightly easier for the old, out-of-touch kooks to follow said script. Makes me wonder if I had seen...
by wtfluff
Mon Sep 14, 2020 12:13 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Rasband's Face-to-Face
Replies: 21
Views: 745

Re: Rasband's Face-to-Face

Let's re-frame the question. Or in other words: You're asking the wrong question . Why don't they just post a list of "Approved Questions?" They're obviously following a script, It would make things slightly easier for the old, out-of-touch kooks to follow said script. Makes me wonder if I had seen...
by wtfluff
Fri Sep 11, 2020 8:05 am
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Is anyone talking about the new proclamation?
Replies: 31
Views: 1283

Re: Is anyone talking about the new proclamation?

But, what the members didn't realize is that the PotF was primarily a political document, to be used in its anti-gay activism and court filings. Multiple sources have identified BYU law professor Richard Wilkins as the author. Wilkins devoted much of his life to trying to influence governments agai...
by wtfluff
Thu Sep 10, 2020 7:46 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Is anyone talking about the new proclamation?
Replies: 31
Views: 1283

Re: Is anyone talking about the new proclamation?

I haven't heard of it. It is because I'm out of touch? So... is the new proclamation about Joseph Smith (the other anointed one) being true? He it is that we are not evil of to speak ? Restoration Proclamation There's also videos of Rebrand Rusty™ reading it if if you'd like to bore yourself that w...