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by wtfluff
Fri Apr 23, 2021 8:46 am
Forum: Support
Topic: Who’s next on the excommunication list?
Replies: 8
Views: 83

Re: Who’s next on the excommunication list?

Now that Natasha Helfer has been excommunicated, the (local :lol: ) leaders of the church will move on and continue down their list. Who is left on the list? Jana Riess Radio Free Mormon W. T. Fluffy Ooooooooooooh Yeah!!! Pick Me! Pick Me! Pick Me! I of course I have Fluffy fantasies about showing ...
by wtfluff
Thu Apr 22, 2021 8:50 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Why go to a "Membership Council?"
Replies: 14
Views: 212

Re: Why go to a "Membership Council?"

I'm confused. As I've watched the process I've wondered, "What do the new labels for Church Courts mean?" What's that saying, "A rose by any other name would smell just as sweet"? I'm gonna go with: An excommunication by any other name would smell... The Same . Honestly all we have here is a bunch ...
by wtfluff
Thu Apr 22, 2021 6:16 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: New Thread -- Netasha got exed
Replies: 13
Views: 200

Re: New Thread -- Netasha got exed

Red Ryder wrote:
Thu Apr 22, 2021 1:33 pm
Fleffy,

Perhaps her ancestors were among the
Netasha-ites and the spelling was inadvertently inserted by the wrong seer stone.
HA!

I see what you did there Rad Rider. Dear Zeus, what have I started? :lol:

(And more fluff seeps in through the ears.)
by wtfluff
Thu Apr 22, 2021 12:59 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: New Thread -- Netasha got exed
Replies: 13
Views: 200

Re: New Thread -- Netasha got exed

Thoughts? 1st thought: Can we please spell N a tasha correctly? My eyes keep telling my brain something is wrong, and let's face it, there is LOTS wrong with my fluffy brain and that e is adding even more fluff. (Rob, feel free to kick me wherever you'd like, and pummel me verbally at will for bein...
by wtfluff
Fri Apr 16, 2021 4:23 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: What are you doing to protect your family against the virus?
Replies: 641
Views: 147053

Re: What are you doing to protect your family against the virus?

Got my 2nd dose yesterday as well. On on hand, I don't have a fever after this one and it is a relief to be done with this. However, my arm pain is worse than the 1st round, I've got bad body aches, and I just feel completely drained of energy. I am hoping that like the 1st dose, this all wraps up ...
by wtfluff
Thu Apr 15, 2021 8:02 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Another Lawsuit
Replies: 13
Views: 544

Re: Another Lawsuit

moksha wrote:
Wed Apr 14, 2021 10:37 pm
When you set about hiding vast sums of money, you want it to be as secret as possible.
Are they hiding Huge Tracts Of Land™ also?
by wtfluff
Thu Apr 15, 2021 7:24 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Did Netasha Helfer-Parker get Exed?
Replies: 75
Views: 1854

Re: Did Netasha Helfer-Parker get Exed?

alas wrote:
Thu Apr 15, 2021 1:11 pm
I could go on, but I will spare y’all from reading it.
Please go on.

Please?

Pretty Please?

(I always learn something new, if not many things new when you "go on.")
by wtfluff
Thu Apr 15, 2021 7:17 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: The true order of tithing
Replies: 21
Views: 586

Re: The true order of tithing

I enjoyed this story! I remember my former wife as a new farm bride trying to wrap her head around business profits vs. business expenses. We would get six figure payments for our crops, and she thought we should be be paying five figure tithing. :shock: I tried to explain we also had, six figure e...
by wtfluff
Thu Apr 15, 2021 7:09 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Forced Turning Point
Replies: 123
Views: 4553

Re: Forced Turning Point

Not sure what I’m trying to say other than it sucks all around for everyone. Spouses aren’t happy we stop believing. Mom and dad who sacrificed time and money. We’re not happy at the expense of our authenticity. It just sucks to be a part of Mormonism from any viewpoint. Dear Ryder of the Red: I ho...
by wtfluff
Thu Apr 15, 2021 1:53 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Forced Turning Point
Replies: 123
Views: 4553

Re: Forced Turning Point

Graey has a built in way out. He said he and the Mrs. would consider a bigger house. The bishop path may lead to that faster then expected. Ya know... There are a few things about LD$-Inc. that scream cult to me, one of which is: "I have to rip my family out of their home/neighborhood (ward) and mo...
by wtfluff
Thu Apr 15, 2021 1:14 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: The true order of tithing
Replies: 21
Views: 586

Re: The true order of tithing

GA's could make more money working at real jobs as executives in companies I'm gong to add a big FLUFFY caveat to the above statment: SOME GA's could make more money working at real jobs as executives in companies. The group of really old guys at the top should have retired many years ago, and they...
by wtfluff
Thu Apr 15, 2021 12:39 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Did Netasha Helfer-Parker get Exed?
Replies: 75
Views: 1854

Re: Did Netasha Helfer-Parker get Exed?

Prophetic Prediction stolen from "some other" inter-web message-board-type-thingy: "They" ("Mr. big and important" Steak President?) will simply disfellowship her. That way "Mr. big and important" gets to stand his ground, and "make his point" without actually stripping Natasha of any of her fake "b...
by wtfluff
Wed Apr 14, 2021 4:44 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Did Netasha Helfer-Parker get Exed?
Replies: 75
Views: 1854

Re: Did Netasha Helfer-Parker get Exed?

I'm pretty sure her "hearing" isn't until this coming Sunday, so she hasn't been disciplined... Yet.
by wtfluff
Mon Apr 12, 2021 5:53 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Forced Turning Point
Replies: 123
Views: 4553

Re: Forced Turning Point

Red Ryder wrote:
Mon Apr 12, 2021 2:50 pm
PS. When will this adventure your starting on be official? I can request the pirate guy change your title to Bishop Graey or Obispo Graey as noted a few posts up. :lol:
I vote for GraeyBispo.

(Yes, that's plagiarized from another 'Bispo)
by wtfluff
Mon Apr 12, 2021 2:44 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Church updates handbook.
Replies: 21
Views: 853

Re: Church updates handbook.

The part of telling members to get vaccinated and not to commit affinity fraud through their numerous investment frauds and multi-level marketing pyramid schemes sounds good. Wish they would have added a line about giving back tithing monies that came to the Church directly through these fraudulent...
by wtfluff
Mon Apr 12, 2021 8:45 am
Forum: Support
Topic: Forced Turning Point
Replies: 123
Views: 4553

Re: Forced Turning Point

Still, the fact that you were called and approved by the 1st presidency suggests that they do very little vetting or research. My guess is that they pray about it, and maybe someone does a google search to make sure you're not wanted by police. Or maybe just a prayer... Or maybe not even that. Ther...
by wtfluff
Sun Apr 11, 2021 2:45 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Forced Turning Point
Replies: 123
Views: 4553

Re: Forced Turning Point

I imagine more visible "sins" are more likely to disqualify you. This is actually a really good point. I tend to forget about out-MORmONing my MORmON neighbors, since I gave up on that silly game long before I even stopped believing. So to Reuben and Corsair's point: A Starbucks branded drink conta...
by wtfluff
Sun Apr 11, 2021 1:08 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Just when I think I've heard it all !!!
Replies: 13
Views: 439

Re: Just when I think I've heard it all !!!

You're right, I forgot to mention sex. ETA: I think the only kind of infinite existence that would be bearable would be one in which you forget everything every century or so. Being a god who learns everything there is to know and then just sits around, with nothing left to learn, listening to the ...
by wtfluff
Sun Apr 11, 2021 1:00 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Forced Turning Point
Replies: 123
Views: 4553

Re: Forced Turning Point

As with the rest of your NOM ward, I also sustain you as bishop. Your story will go down in NOM history as cautionary tale about how you might still end up in ward leadership due to the blind bureaucracy of LDS general leadership. I will need to make my coffee drinking more public so I don't get pu...
by wtfluff
Sun Apr 11, 2021 12:49 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Just when I think I've heard it all !!!
Replies: 13
Views: 439

Re: Just when I think I've heard it all !!!

I'm sure my idea of heaven would be hell to most Mormons. It would probably consists of rowing and sailing small boats between islands on a desert lake where you join small crowds for barbeques, H. P. Lovecraft reading clubs, sci-fi movie previews, hippy music jams, star parties... and rivers of en...