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by wtfluff
Sat Jan 03, 2026 3:41 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Polygamy deniers are so close to the truth.
Replies: 4
Views: 29902

Re: Polygamy deniers are so close to the truth.

Dear Chronos there goes 23 minutes I'll never get back. Here's the TLDR: "My apologetic gymnastics are better than all other apologetic gymnastics. Neener neener neener!!!" At least Captain MORmON admitted, and I quote: "We're not studying history to find the truth." That's one of the best ...
by wtfluff
Fri Jan 02, 2026 3:38 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Q12 leading the church
Replies: 14
Views: 44746

Re: Q12 leading the church

Anyone heard anything about what has become of RMN’s wife? Who??? (That question is meant to give light to the fact that no wife of a dead CEO of LD$-Inc. has ever been mentioned after the CEO dies. I could be wrong, but I never heard anything about any wife of a CEO that I can remember after the C ...
by wtfluff
Thu Dec 25, 2025 2:27 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Merry Christimas NOMmies!
Replies: 2
Views: 2912

Re: Merry Christimas NOMmies!

Woo-Hoo! Happy Winter Solstice Celebration Time (For folks north of the equator...)

Hagoth won the axial tilt mention, so I guess I'll have to go with:
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by wtfluff
Thu Nov 20, 2025 11:11 am
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Shorter Conference
Replies: 7
Views: 29762

Re: Shorter Conference

I love it when believers celebrate this kind of stuff:
True Believer wrote:HOORAY!!! Less Church!!!
I remember believers professing that two-hour church was an answer to prayers; I thought: "Why didn't you pray for ZERO-hour church?"
by wtfluff
Tue Nov 04, 2025 3:57 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: I heard Moksha passed away recently…
Replies: 12
Views: 74466

Re: I heard Moksha passed away recently…

Rest In Peace my most favorite flightless bird!
by wtfluff
Wed Oct 15, 2025 6:31 am
Forum: Support
Topic: Q12 leading the church
Replies: 14
Views: 44746

Re: Q12 leading the church

nibbler wrote: Tue Oct 14, 2025 12:51 pm...
President: Dallas H. Oaks
...
DALLAS!
:D :D :D :D
by wtfluff
Wed Oct 08, 2025 10:19 am
Forum: Support
Topic: If I was the PR Director of the Church…
Replies: 6
Views: 17355

Re: If I was the PR Director of the Church…

... If I was the PR Director, I’d cancel the regurgitation and focus on treating humans with kindness and saving the world from real problems. Think of all the good the church could do instead of reshaping the same old ball of play-dough. Honestly this is one of my biggest issues with MORmONism.. ...
by wtfluff
Wed Oct 08, 2025 10:13 am
Forum: Support
Topic: RMN
Replies: 7
Views: 17701

Re: RMN

... Mormon is victory for Satan to piss off Hinkley ... Announced 200 temples to piss off Hinckley Ya think GBH and RMN get to have a Professional-Wrestling-Style grudge-match in the MORmON afterlife to work out their differences? Has it already happened, or do they have to wait until " The ...
by wtfluff
Tue Oct 07, 2025 11:43 am
Forum: Support
Topic: RMN
Replies: 7
Views: 17701

Re: RMN

Hagoth wrote: Tue Oct 07, 2025 11:12 am...1 what philosophical or theological innovations did he introduce?
He let us know that Hinckley and Monson both spent millions, if not billions of dollars advertising for Satan™ :?:

¯\_/(ツ)\_/¯
by wtfluff
Sat Oct 04, 2025 1:17 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: NOMference Fall 2025 Sat afternoon!!!
Replies: 37
Views: 39983

Re: NOMference Fall 2025 Sat afternoon!!!

about to hear the Fam Proc's "Divine" origin story... The Amicus Curiae Brief (Hate Document) created by The Lawfirm of M. Jesus Christ? ( MORmON Jesus Christ.) That makes it "Divine" eh? P.S. I'm not watching or listening or anything, but had to jump in and comment during the lies being told about ...
by wtfluff
Wed Oct 01, 2025 8:23 am
Forum: Support
Topic: Transfer of Prophetic Mantel Discussion
Replies: 4
Views: 37516

Re: Transfer of Prophetic Mantel Discussion

Methinks you need to check the Articles of Incorporation for the LD$ Corporation. I've been told that the CEO ascension procedure is documented there. I don't know where/how to find those documents, and I'm pretty sure I wouldn't understand the legalese either. The assets? Maye the remaining stooges ...
by wtfluff
Fri Sep 19, 2025 1:15 pm
Forum: The Coffee Shop
Topic: Dallin Oaks and Charlie Kirk.
Replies: 1
Views: 15320

Re: Dallin Oaks and Charlie Kirk.

The statement "you can't prove a negative" is a common saying that generally means it's difficult or impossible to definitively show the non-existence of something, especially a vague or universal claim. However, this saying is not a strict rule of logic; many negatives can be proven, particularly ...
by wtfluff
Tue Sep 16, 2025 8:50 am
Forum: Support
Topic: The simplest questions
Replies: 30
Views: 158278

Re: The simplest questions

Why are hospitals needed in Utah if healing priesthood blessings actually work?

Why is the divorce rate amongst temple married MORmONs within the standard deviation of folks who are married secularly? Isn't temple marriage supposed to be infinitely better and more successful than secular marriage?
by wtfluff
Thu Sep 11, 2025 9:57 am
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Another Holy Ghost?
Replies: 10
Views: 92309

Re: Another Holy Ghost?

... Were they receiving manifestations from a different Holy Ghost? (apologist answer: NO!) ... Interesting. Since the first assistant to the CEO has admitted that there are heavenly mother S , maybe one of the other stooges on the board-of-directors will admit there are multiple ghosts of the Holy ...
by wtfluff
Mon Aug 25, 2025 2:35 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: War in Heaven: The 3rd Party
Replies: 4
Views: 30205

Re: War in Heaven: The 3rd Party

The "War in Heaven" is fun to discuss with MORmON believers. The contradictions it invokes are "fun," as Hagoth has shown.


Does anyone out there in NOM-land know anything about what other religious sects believe about the pre-earth-life "War?"
by wtfluff
Tue Aug 19, 2025 11:28 am
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Biggest changes in the church in your lifetime
Replies: 16
Views: 28820

Re: Biggest changes in the church in your lifetime

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by wtfluff
Thu Aug 07, 2025 9:08 am
Forum: Support
Topic: Make Lying Un-American.... Again?
Replies: 11
Views: 37043

Re: Make Lying Un-American.... Again?

Which part of "America" are we talking about here?

Argentina?

Venezuela?

Greenland?
by wtfluff
Wed Aug 06, 2025 1:23 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Priesthood Power
Replies: 4
Views: 25265

Re: Priesthood Power

Does the typical TBM Church member believe Mormons recover from sever illness at a higher rate than the general public? Yes, I think the typical believer does actually believe this. Did I believe this in my believing days? I don't know if "believe" is the right word. In a way I did believe, but I ...
by wtfluff
Sat May 24, 2025 1:05 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: What happened to deism?
Replies: 6
Views: 13378

Re: What happened to deism?

I've been reading "Nature's God" by Matthew Stewart. He points out that Jefferson, Washington, Franklin, and many other founding fathers were deists. This is emphasized in Jefferson's reference to "Nature and Nature's God" in the Declaration of Independence. We don't hear much about deism nowadays ...