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Now that Natasha Helfer has been excommunicated, the (local :lol: ) leaders of the church will move on and continue down their list. Who is left on the list? Jana Riess Radio Free Mormon W. T. Fluffy Ooooooooooooh Yeah!!! Pick Me! Pick Me! Pick Me! I of course I have Fluffy fantasies about showing ...

I'm confused. As I've watched the process I've wondered, "What do the new labels for Church Courts mean?" What's that saying, "A rose by any other name would smell just as sweet"? I'm gonna go with: An excommunication by any other name would smell... The Same . Honestly all we have here is a bunch ...

Red Ryder wrote: ↑

Thu Apr 22, 2021 1:33 pm

Fleffy,

Perhaps her ancestors were among the
Netasha-ites and the spelling was inadvertently inserted by the wrong seer stone.

HA!

I see what you did there Rad Rider. Dear Zeus, what have I started?

(And more fluff seeps in through the ears.)

Thoughts? 1st thought: Can we please spell N a tasha correctly? My eyes keep telling my brain something is wrong, and let's face it, there is LOTS wrong with my fluffy brain and that e is adding even more fluff. (Rob, feel free to kick me wherever you'd like, and pummel me verbally at will for bein...

Got my 2nd dose yesterday as well. On on hand, I don't have a fever after this one and it is a relief to be done with this. However, my arm pain is worse than the 1st round, I've got bad body aches, and I just feel completely drained of energy. I am hoping that like the 1st dose, this all wraps up ...

moksha wrote: ↑

Wed Apr 14, 2021 10:37 pm

When you set about hiding vast sums of money, you want it to be as secret as possible.

Are they hiding Huge Tracts Of Land™ also?

alas wrote: ↑

Thu Apr 15, 2021 1:11 pm

I could go on, but I will spare y’all from reading it.

Please go on.

Please?

Pretty Please?

(I always learn something new, if not many things new when you "go on.")

I enjoyed this story! I remember my former wife as a new farm bride trying to wrap her head around business profits vs. business expenses. We would get six figure payments for our crops, and she thought we should be be paying five figure tithing. :shock: I tried to explain we also had, six figure e...

Not sure what I’m trying to say other than it sucks all around for everyone. Spouses aren’t happy we stop believing. Mom and dad who sacrificed time and money. We’re not happy at the expense of our authenticity. It just sucks to be a part of Mormonism from any viewpoint. Dear Ryder of the Red: I ho...

Graey has a built in way out. He said he and the Mrs. would consider a bigger house. The bishop path may lead to that faster then expected. Ya know... There are a few things about LD$-Inc. that scream cult to me, one of which is: "I have to rip my family out of their home/neighborhood (ward) and mo...

GA's could make more money working at real jobs as executives in companies I'm gong to add a big FLUFFY caveat to the above statment: SOME GA's could make more money working at real jobs as executives in companies. The group of really old guys at the top should have retired many years ago, and they...

Prophetic Prediction stolen from "some other" inter-web message-board-type-thingy: "They" ("Mr. big and important" Steak President?) will simply disfellowship her. That way "Mr. big and important" gets to stand his ground, and "make his point" without actually stripping Natasha of any of her fake "b...

I'm pretty sure her "hearing" isn't until this coming Sunday, so she hasn't been disciplined... Yet.

Red Ryder wrote: ↑

Mon Apr 12, 2021 2:50 pm

PS. When will this adventure your starting on be official? I can request the pirate guy change your title to Bishop Graey or Obispo Graey as noted a few posts up.

I vote for GraeyBispo.

(Yes, that's plagiarized from another 'Bispo)

The part of telling members to get vaccinated and not to commit affinity fraud through their numerous investment frauds and multi-level marketing pyramid schemes sounds good. Wish they would have added a line about giving back tithing monies that came to the Church directly through these fraudulent...

Still, the fact that you were called and approved by the 1st presidency suggests that they do very little vetting or research. My guess is that they pray about it, and maybe someone does a google search to make sure you're not wanted by police. Or maybe just a prayer... Or maybe not even that. Ther...

I imagine more visible "sins" are more likely to disqualify you. This is actually a really good point. I tend to forget about out-MORmONing my MORmON neighbors, since I gave up on that silly game long before I even stopped believing. So to Reuben and Corsair's point: A Starbucks branded drink conta...

You're right, I forgot to mention sex. ETA: I think the only kind of infinite existence that would be bearable would be one in which you forget everything every century or so. Being a god who learns everything there is to know and then just sits around, with nothing left to learn, listening to the ...

As with the rest of your NOM ward, I also sustain you as bishop. Your story will go down in NOM history as cautionary tale about how you might still end up in ward leadership due to the blind bureaucracy of LDS general leadership. I will need to make my coffee drinking more public so I don't get pu...

I'm sure my idea of heaven would be hell to most Mormons. It would probably consists of rowing and sailing small boats between islands on a desert lake where you join small crowds for barbeques, H. P. Lovecraft reading clubs, sci-fi movie previews, hippy music jams, star parties... and rivers of en...