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Red Ryder wrote: ↑

Thu Sep 13, 2018 10:47 pm

What about the marijuana?

That's one thing that no-one has brought up in this thread: Kirby was probably "baked" during the entire time period when he was being an idiot.

(Doesn't justify his actions, he might be an idiot all the time for all I know. Just one more piece in the puzzle.)

2bizE wrote: ↑

Tue Sep 18, 2018 6:02 am

How about the doctrine of the white shirt. 9/10
You cannot pass the sacrament without the white shirt and tie.

Even though the inerrant handbook of instruction says otherwise.

StarbucksMom wrote: ↑

Mon Sep 17, 2018 8:06 am

Has anyone seen this?
https://whyileft.herokuapp.com

Yep, I'm still there...

profit_seizer wrote: ↑

Mon Sep 17, 2018 8:56 am

Just added my pin. Thank you for sharing!

Hey neighbor! (Just kidding. One can wish, no?)

Welcome back Stealth!

Hagoth wrote: ↑

Sun Sep 16, 2018 4:30 pm

I guess it's a matter of defending the Savior (thanks, Elder Cook!) at all costs.

Hey! I see what you did there...

lostinmiddlemormonism wrote: ↑

Sun Sep 16, 2018 1:28 pm

So these "men", supposedly shielded by the "whole armor of G_d" are to damn chickens**t to face the accused and share their decision and rational. Nope. They will let the US postal service do that for them.

Just an FYI: Sam's Steak President hand-delivered Sam's tribunal letter.

My "new" sense of "worthiness" and worth is pretty simple:

Are you a human being, who contributes positively to the human race? Then you have worth, and are worthy.

I've kind of been "avoiding" listening to this one, thinking the Mormon Stories 'cast with Matt Long was enough.

Yes, It can be worse than what I already knew. Yikes is an understatement.

GoodBoy wrote: ↑

Thu Sep 13, 2018 10:07 am

I love the "Meet with a Salesman" popups!

They should probably call them Sales-Children go be more accurate.

Last couple of these I participated in I purposely tried to resist the bouncing, it get's a bit out of control in many circles! I've done this ^ too. In my recent history of emulating H.I.P.S. I "technically" haven't been "invited" to stand in any circles, so I just sit quietly while everyone else ...

Agreed Nibbler. I did not see anything in the DAMU that lead me to believe that any of the non-believer thought that Cook's slip-up was anything more than that. Not a big deal . Yet the LDS/Mormon Corporation thought it was a big enough deal to attempt to hide it. I guess it was actually a big deal ...

This documentation in it's own thread was requested by Arcturus from the following thread: https://newordermormon.net/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=3334 On 9/9/2018 Elder Cook did a "Face-To-Face" presentation (with other "historians") to young adults where questions were "answered" about church history. The ...

My goodness. I honestly don't know whether to laugh or cry that LDS/Mormon-Inc. is so predictable. The video has been moved, and it has been edited: https://youtu.be/kpLN6AomRQY?t=3471 Give me a few minutes and I'll find a link to the original. Edit, here's the original: https://www.reddit.com/r/ex...

But this is also the church that is famous for retrofitting talks to make them say what they were supposed to say, a la Elder Poelman in 1984. They really should put a little note on the new video showing the edit and why. I am guessing they didn't do that, though. Even more ironic that the entire ...

Looks like the video was taken off youtube. Time for some retro-fitting....??? And the sad thing is they will look even more ridiculous for fixing the video than if they just left it alone. They can’t win here. If they fix it, it will be a hilarious self indictment. This whole thing is silly. I see...

Mormorrisey wrote: ↑

Mon Sep 10, 2018 7:10 am

In any event, if you're still with me wish me luck...

Good Luck!

As other's have said: Wow.

I couldn't even spin the narrative to 12-year-old's when when reality came crashing in for me. HC? No way I could ever do that in a buh-zillion years...

deacon blues wrote: ↑

Mon Sep 10, 2018 8:45 am

I missed that. When did the Freudian slip occur?

Try this:

https://youtu.be/K_ste5qjZPQ?t=6199

(Hasn't been edited out... Yet. )

Polygamy: Disavowed in the here and now, 10/10 in the afterlife.

Didn't (c)Rusty Nelson brag about his celestial harem of (at least) two wives in the last "worldwide" Ziontology Convention?

Sam also needs to ask to see the Sacred Kangaroo Confidentiality Agreement™ that has been signed be every other person in the room. Some of his replies seem to me that he has had it with the LDS/Mormon corporate clowns. I, for one, hope he signs their worthless agreement, records the idiocay, and pu...

If they REALLY BELIEVE what they teach Well... One problem is: They REALLY BELIEVE that they have to protect themselves, the corporation that pays them, their "reputation," and the fake bubble they live in. The eternal salvation of one of their fold who won't just sit down, and shut up is nowhere n...