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by Zadok
Sun Aug 18, 2019 9:49 pm
Forum: The Coffee Shop
Topic: Zadok Sighting
Replies: 3
Views: 233

Re: Zadok Sighting

Hanging out with the Aliens was a special treat. I got a much better deal being with CWALD than he got being with me.
by Zadok
Sun May 05, 2019 5:58 pm
Forum: Introductions
Topic: Who the Hell?
Replies: 8
Views: 706

Who the Hell?

Greetings fellow NOMies. Years ago when dirt was new, and Joseph was still in the barn with Fanny, I used to hang out here from time to time. One day I was invited to seek comfort and friends elsewhere. Like an obedient child of God I left with no plans to return. I am in Salt Lake City for a couple...
by Zadok
Thu Jan 19, 2017 8:15 pm
Forum: The Coffee Shop
Topic: List of things that Suck
Replies: 16
Views: 1423

Re: List of things that Suck

That girl I met at BYU. Now she could suck.
by Zadok
Mon Jan 09, 2017 9:41 pm
Forum: The Coffee Shop
Topic: Document-trove
Replies: 5
Views: 800

Re: Document-trove

document wrote:I'M RIGHT HERE AND THERE IS ONLY ONE OF ME!
Lucky you, I'm still working on my multiple personality disorder.
by Zadok
Mon Jan 09, 2017 9:36 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: LDSanswers.org
Replies: 32
Views: 3001

Re: LDSanswers.org

I am really torn. I only have room for one more bookmark, and I can't decide if it should be LDSanswers.org, or truthsofptbarnum.bus. Any suggestions?
by Zadok
Mon Jan 09, 2017 9:29 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Baptism Photo Shoots
Replies: 19
Views: 2478

Re: Baptism Photo Shoots

moksha wrote: Are you thinking what I am thinking?
The Osmond center for the dunking arts, featuring live recordings of Donny & Marie singing "I'm a little bit country, I'm a little bit rock-'n-roll".
by Zadok
Mon Jan 09, 2017 9:22 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Church growth rate slowing
Replies: 18
Views: 1768

Re: Church growth rate slowing

Corsair wrote: Minus the occasional Russian spammer.
Hey, I'm not Russian.
by Zadok
Mon Jan 09, 2017 9:10 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Defining a "Crisis of Faith"
Replies: 9
Views: 1149

Re: Defining a "Crisis of Faith"

As I have said on other occasions, allowing the church to frame this as a crisis of faith places the blame on you, implying that something is wrong with your faith-engine, and that you are broken. This is not correct. You are not broken, all you did was discover that the men and organization you tru...
by Zadok
Mon Jan 09, 2017 8:59 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: "Why Joseph Smith's Use of Seer Stones Make More Sense Than You Thought"
Replies: 8
Views: 1090

Re: "Why Joseph Smith's Use of Seer Stones Make More Sense Than You Thought"

He didn't ever find any treasure. If he had, he probably would have never written a book, or created a religion to make money, as he would have already been rich! (Which would have saved a lot of us much pain and suffering...) Considering the money and lifestyle he enjoyed, I'll opine that he was s...
by Zadok
Mon Jan 09, 2017 8:53 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: January surprise?
Replies: 27
Views: 2505

Re: January surprise?

Indeed, a 'modest' stipend and parsonage. But don't forget this cash deposit does not include the company car, the expense account, the full and total travel allowance, free tuition for kids, payments made directly to 'staff', like cook, housekeeper, gardener, pool boy and gigolo while the 70 is tra...
by Zadok
Thu Jan 05, 2017 10:18 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: So is magic officially part of the gospel now?
Replies: 51
Views: 3857

Re: So is magic officially part of the gospel now?

Hagoth wrote:...when the rest of the church will join me in noticing that the medical community has never shown any particular interest in Utah as a place where people recover from cancer at an abnormal rate.
Damn, I thought this was the focus of the Huntsman Cancer Center.
by Zadok
Thu Jan 05, 2017 10:09 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: marital innuendo humor
Replies: 20
Views: 2196

Re: marital innuendo humor

Red Ryder wrote:As to bananas and crude humor, let's just leave that alone before Zadok comes in with his hammock jokes and shuts NOM 2.0 down. :lol:
Did someone call? What is wanted?
by Zadok
Wed Jan 04, 2017 8:44 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: We Thank Thee o God for Trump
Replies: 15
Views: 1789

Re: We Thank Thee o God for Trump

They will have one of those culture-hall tables set up on the parade route, selling tab choir CD's to help defray the cost of the trip.
by Zadok
Wed Jan 04, 2017 8:32 pm
Forum: Introductions
Topic: Telemoonka
Replies: 12
Views: 1520

Re: Telemoonka

Everybody has to be somewhere. Fortunately our house has wheels, so we don't have to stay anywhere. (Which makes neighbors happy.)
by Zadok
Wed Jan 04, 2017 8:28 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Church is destroying my BP
Replies: 16
Views: 2024

Re: Church is destroying my BP

Meilingkie wrote:She´s got quite a name in our stake as being a Kenau. (dutch for a very very difficult, quarrelsome woman)
Interesting that the Dutch still have a special word for it. We used to have a special word, but we can't use that word any more.... it isn't politically correct, or physically healthy.
by Zadok
Wed Jan 04, 2017 8:08 pm
Forum: Introductions
Topic: Telemoonka
Replies: 12
Views: 1520

Re: Telemoonka

When are these alleged free ketchup (catsup) packages available? I will be in Quartzsite, AZ later in the month and might want to make a road trip one morning.
by Zadok
Mon Jan 02, 2017 9:36 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: No Mission Goals
Replies: 12
Views: 1483

Re: No Mission Goals

The biggest issue were the now teens, and young adults, who were members, and didn't even know it. Their numbers were large enough that in some cases they would negatively impact the statistics of the ward and stake. The church was just starting on their building binge, and many British wards didn't...
by Zadok
Mon Jan 02, 2017 7:09 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: No Mission Goals
Replies: 12
Views: 1483

Re: No Mission Goals

MoPag wrote:I remember watching a Mormon Stories with D. Michael Quinn and he was telling about having to go clean up the aftermath of the "baseball baptisms" in England.
I served my mission in England in 1967/68. We had to deal with a lot of the 'kiddie dip' problems. It wasn't pretty.
by Zadok
Sun Jan 01, 2017 1:02 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Son had Patriarchal Blessing
Replies: 8
Views: 1436

Re: Son had Patriarchal Blessing

One of my long ago shelf items was that the author of "Sun Signs" new more about me than the stake patriarch.
by Zadok
Sun Jan 01, 2017 12:44 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: So is magic officially part of the gospel now?
Replies: 51
Views: 3857

Re: So is magic officially part of the gospel now?

Hagoth wrote:This leads to crucial problem that appears to be unresolvable. How would we tell that the "loose" vs. "tight" translation of prayers/scripture/ordinances is correct?
I was taught that a gentleman does not discuss loose vs tight in public.