NOM

Hanging out with the Aliens was a special treat. I got a much better deal being with CWALD than he got being with me.

Greetings fellow NOMies. Years ago when dirt was new, and Joseph was still in the barn with Fanny, I used to hang out here from time to time. One day I was invited to seek comfort and friends elsewhere. Like an obedient child of God I left with no plans to return. I am in Salt Lake City for a couple ...

That girl I met at BYU. Now she could suck.

document wrote:I'M RIGHT HERE AND THERE IS ONLY ONE OF ME!

Lucky you, I'm still working on my multiple personality disorder.

I am really torn. I only have room for one more bookmark, and I can't decide if it should be LDSanswers.org, or truthsofptbarnum.bus. Any suggestions?

moksha wrote: Are you thinking what I am thinking?

The Osmond center for the dunking arts, featuring live recordings of Donny & Marie singing "I'm a little bit country, I'm a little bit rock-'n-roll".

Corsair wrote: Minus the occasional Russian spammer.

Hey, I'm not Russian.

As I have said on other occasions, allowing the church to frame this as a crisis of faith places the blame on you, implying that something is wrong with your faith-engine, and that you are broken. This is not correct. You are not broken, all you did was discover that the men and organization you ...

He didn't ever find any treasure. If he had, he probably would have never written a book, or created a religion to make money, as he would have already been rich! (Which would have saved a lot of us much pain and suffering...) Considering the money and lifestyle he enjoyed, I'll opine that he was ...

Indeed, a 'modest' stipend and parsonage. But don't forget this cash deposit does not include the company car, the expense account, the full and total travel allowance, free tuition for kids, payments made directly to 'staff', like cook, housekeeper, gardener, pool boy and gigolo while the 70 is ...

Hagoth wrote:...when the rest of the church will join me in noticing that the medical community has never shown any particular interest in Utah as a place where people recover from cancer at an abnormal rate.

Damn, I thought this was the focus of the Huntsman Cancer Center.

Red Ryder wrote:As to bananas and crude humor, let's just leave that alone before Zadok comes in with his hammock jokes and shuts NOM 2.0 down.

Did someone call? What is wanted?

They will have one of those culture-hall tables set up on the parade route, selling tab choir CD's to help defray the cost of the trip.

Everybody has to be somewhere. Fortunately our house has wheels, so we don't have to stay anywhere. (Which makes neighbors happy.)

Meilingkie wrote:She´s got quite a name in our stake as being a Kenau. (dutch for a very very difficult, quarrelsome woman)

Interesting that the Dutch still have a special word for it. We used to have a special word, but we can't use that word any more.... it isn't politically correct, or physically healthy.

When are these alleged free ketchup (catsup) packages available? I will be in Quartzsite, AZ later in the month and might want to make a road trip one morning.

The biggest issue were the now teens, and young adults, who were members, and didn't even know it. Their numbers were large enough that in some cases they would negatively impact the statistics of the ward and stake. The church was just starting on their building binge, and many British wards didn't ...

MoPag wrote:I remember watching a Mormon Stories with D. Michael Quinn and he was telling about having to go clean up the aftermath of the "baseball baptisms" in England.

I served my mission in England in 1967/68. We had to deal with a lot of the 'kiddie dip' problems. It wasn't pretty.

One of my long ago shelf items was that the author of "Sun Signs" new more about me than the stake patriarch.

Hagoth wrote:This leads to crucial problem that appears to be unresolvable. How would we tell that the "loose" vs. "tight" translation of prayers/scripture/ordinances is correct?

I was taught that a gentleman does not discuss loose vs tight in public.