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Mormorrisey wrote: ↑

Sun Oct 04, 2020 2:41 pm

Sorry. I have no hope. Just too myopic.

Rusty

And then we are done!!!

You are absolutely correct Elder Holland, this has gone on for too long. Maybe we should have, like, a worldwide fast or something to help fix it. I have this image of a bunch of priests of Baal begging for the pandemic to end, flogging themselves until they are bleeding. Where's Elijah when we nee...

Mormorrisey wrote: ↑

Sun Oct 04, 2020 2:28 pm

You are absolutely correct Elder Holland, this has gone on for too long. Maybe we should have, like, a worldwide fast or something to help fix it.

Holland

Oh nice pocket square!!!

alas wrote: ↑

Sun Oct 04, 2020 2:23 pm

But what was the point of his story? I lost it in imagining him swinging the microwave around by the cord.

Yep
That sounded like a bad idea too...swinging a burning microwave

He sounds like the teacher in Ferris Beuler's Day Off

Johnson

Sounds like a suck up!

That was probably Renlund's best talk ever.

+10 for teaching about inclusion

Mormorrisey wrote: ↑

Sun Oct 04, 2020 2:05 pm

First we had with Soares and his lovely lavender tie and now renlund is sporting this lovely pink tie. This would have gotten my mission president's knickers in quite the knot.

Yes!!

I'm giving him +2 style points.

moksha wrote: ↑

Sun Oct 04, 2020 2:03 pm

AdmiralHoldo wrote: ↑

Sun Oct 04, 2020 2:00 pm

Do you know cows sometimes get TEETH stuck in their feet???

We are so blessed to have waxed and flavored dental floss.

A tender mercy for sure!

Renlund

Blashyrkh wrote: ↑

Sun Oct 04, 2020 2:01 pm

MoPag wrote: ↑

Sun Oct 04, 2020 1:27 pm

Jaggi

Even my truly dedicated wife noticed that this guy straight up looks like he is trying to convince us to climb aboard his spaceship parked out back, don our nice white Nikes and prepare to meet our Kolobian saviors. Creepy.

Good call!

AdmiralHoldo wrote: ↑

Sun Oct 04, 2020 2:00 pm

græy wrote: ↑

Sun Oct 04, 2020 1:50 pm

I'm struggling to pay attention this round. Instead, I've been watching a riveting video on sharpening axes and lawn mower blades. Yes, I'm bored.

I like to watch videos of people trimming cow hooves. Do you know cows sometimes get TEETH stuck in their feet???

Wow! I had no idea!

How is he still talking?

Camarango

Rusty admitted last time he didn't see Rona coming.
-25 for lying