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by Zadok
Sat Oct 22, 2016 9:53 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Very carefully specified instructions for sending missionary letters (nothing to fear)
Replies: 9
Views: 1787

Re: Very carefully specified instructions for sending missionary letters

I have a further question: How do I get one of these "Church pouches"? You start out by wearing the 100% cotton one piece garments. When you put them on in the morning after a shower they feel good and fit you well. But by lunch time they have stretched out and the 'boys' are knocking around like a...
by Zadok
Sat Oct 22, 2016 9:42 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Gob Doesn’t Love Me and Earth is an Insignificant Ball Travelling through Cold, Dark Space
Replies: 15
Views: 1686

Re: Gob Doesn’t Love Me and Earth is an Insignificant Ball Travelling through Cold, Dark Space

Hagoth wrote:When a church convinces its members there is nowhere else to go....
They will then trot out one of their Apostles who will ask you "Where will you go?" The only questions they ask are the ones they have pre-programmed you to answer.
by Zadok
Sat Oct 22, 2016 9:33 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Welcome NOM refugees to NOM 2.0
Replies: 89
Views: 9296

Re: Welcome NOM refugees to NOM 2.0

Hermey wrote:I'm back....like a bad habit, or maybe herpes. Take your pick.
Just another outbreak of "Hermeys".
by Zadok
Sat Oct 22, 2016 9:31 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Moderators, hosting, and other admin
Replies: 67
Views: 6236

Re: Moderators, hosting, and other admin

I am all in favor of moderators, and agree that every forum needs some kind of control. On the other hand, I am not over how I was summarily kicked off the old NOM, while at the same time the moderators were LYING about why I was gone to the rest of the users. I think, therefore, I would be opposed ...
by Zadok
Fri Oct 21, 2016 9:01 pm
Forum: The Coffee Shop
Topic: Potential Relay Station for Kolob
Replies: 8
Views: 1474

Re: Potential Relay Station for Kolob

Corsair wrote: ...how this means the Mormonism is even more true based on this rampant parallelism.
You forgot Chiasmas, that's their so called ace-in-the-hole.
by Zadok
Fri Oct 21, 2016 8:57 pm
Forum: The Coffee Shop
Topic: Zadok's Mission Report
Replies: 19
Views: 2361

Re: Zadok's Mission Report

We have left Eugene, and are now in Brookings, just north of the Oregon/California line on the coast. We expect to be here at least a week, maybe longer. Cwald, I am on the wrong side of the mountains to visit you this time, but will be checking on your brewing progress next time we come this way. O...
by Zadok
Fri Oct 21, 2016 8:50 pm
Forum: The Coffee Shop
Topic: What are your hobbies?
Replies: 75
Views: 7412

Re: What are your hobbies?

nibbler wrote:
cwald wrote:Horror movies.
Recommendations?
Any of the temple movies scare the hell out of me, providing I can stay awake.
by Zadok
Fri Oct 21, 2016 8:44 pm
Forum: The Coffee Shop
Topic: What are your hobbies?
Replies: 75
Views: 7412

Re: What are your hobbies?

Ha. :lol: God, how I have missed you. Stop by my place again anytime. We're on the wrong side of the mountain this time around, over where it it is continually raining and never dries. But you are on the list for the next time we are up north. I need to check out your progress on the beer making fr...
by Zadok
Thu Oct 20, 2016 6:02 pm
Forum: Mixed Faith Relationships
Topic: HIPS Family Update
Replies: 9
Views: 1444

Re: HIPS Family Update

HIPS.... I am so glad you are here and that I can contribute also. I have missed you so much. You'll never know of the times I have thought of you and wanted to share something with you and my NOM friends. Thankfully this group either doesn't know about my 'banned for life' status or doesn't care, s...
by Zadok
Thu Oct 20, 2016 5:51 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Trolling the church - the curious case of my SIL
Replies: 6
Views: 1497

Re: Trolling the church - the curious case of my SIL

Can you imagine what would become of these poor souls if the Netherlands, and Belgium ever go to war against each other???
by Zadok
Thu Oct 20, 2016 5:41 pm
Forum: The Coffee Shop
Topic: Zadok's Mission Report
Replies: 19
Views: 2361

Zadok's Mission Report

With permission of the moderators, (not yet obtained), this is where I intend to record the faith-promoting experiences that Sister Zadok and I have while serving on our senior mission for the St. Judas the Apostate Ward. We have been called, and have enthusiastically accepted the call to travel amo...
by Zadok
Thu Oct 20, 2016 5:27 pm
Forum: The Coffee Shop
Topic: Potential Relay Station for Kolob
Replies: 8
Views: 1474

Re: Potential Relay Station for Kolob

Well, this explains everything. No wonder there are so many otherwise good and faithful members leaving the church. This evil, heretofore undiscovered planet, is causing the weak among us to lose their bearings and be led slowly down to hell by the cunning temptations of the evil one. Twisting the s...
by Zadok
Thu Oct 20, 2016 5:22 pm
Forum: The Coffee Shop
Topic: What are you drinking right now?
Replies: 370
Views: 34823

Re: What are you drinking right now?

I am drinking a un-natural combination of Grape and Lemonade crystal-lite wannabe. Sold under the "Western Family" brand at fine grocery stores throughout the west, these magic crystals infuse perfectly healthy water into a chemical concoction which is harmful to both man and beast. But the sweetnes...
by Zadok
Thu Oct 20, 2016 5:15 pm
Forum: The Coffee Shop
Topic: What are your hobbies?
Replies: 75
Views: 7412

Re: What are your hobbies?

When I was young and foolish, (I'm no longer young), I was a very addicted, hard-core small boat sailor. (Not the U.S. Navy). I was commodore of the Great Salt Yacht club, Race Committee Chairman of the Great Salt Lake Yacht Club, Race Committee Chairman for the Island Yacht Club in Alameda, Califor...
by Zadok
Thu Oct 20, 2016 5:02 pm
Forum: The Coffee Shop
Topic: Politics Post - Evan McMullin
Replies: 45
Views: 4842

Re: Politics Post - Evan McMullin

Red Ryder wrote: Is he a 40 year old virgin?

That is what he tells his Bishop. But just ignore his Grindr app on his cell phone and the 5 year supply of condoms in the trunk of his car.
by Zadok
Thu Oct 20, 2016 4:58 pm
Forum: The Coffee Shop
Topic: Where is everybody
Replies: 23
Views: 2876

Re: Where is everybody

If you are unable to find their famous Institute, perhaps you can check and see whether they have a famous pancake house. Thank you Oh Great Penguin. We will be visiting the Brookings Penguin Institute, which is currently involved in studies of overweight penguins and emus. Their hope is to find a ...
by Zadok
Wed Oct 19, 2016 10:20 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: An image to show how things are here.
Replies: 8
Views: 1537

Re: An image to show how things are here.

This may sound like a silly question, but is there higher ground in Holland? Kinda sounds like trading broccoli for Brussels sprouts.
by Zadok
Wed Oct 19, 2016 10:15 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Very carefully specified instructions for sending missionary letters (nothing to fear)
Replies: 9
Views: 1787

Re: Very carefully specified instructions for sending missionary letters

My son had very similar instructions when he was serving in Russia. Something about political inspection of the 'pouch'.
by Zadok
Wed Oct 19, 2016 10:10 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Konfession Time!
Replies: 52
Views: 5395

Re: Konfession Time!

I have learned from sad experience that you should NEVER CONFESS, so I'll have to pass on this thread.
by Zadok
Wed Oct 19, 2016 10:22 am
Forum: Support
Topic: Validation emails
Replies: 26
Views: 2926

Re: Validation emails

glass shelf wrote:Mine got caught in my spam filter, but I found it. Just a heads up for anyone who's waiting for theirs.
Mine was also safely secure in the spam filter.