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by FiveFingerMnemonic
Thu Apr 09, 2020 11:04 am
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Future of handshakes at church/temple
Replies: 22
Views: 15709

Re: Future of handshakes at church/temple

There is a lot of touching with inititories, too. It's been a long time since i did one. I was convinced the guy was going to touch my junk. Remember the five points of fellowship? A lot of touching during that now-removed masonic ritual. I was scared about inappropriate touching, too and was happy...
by FiveFingerMnemonic
Thu Apr 09, 2020 10:51 am
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Future of handshakes at church/temple
Replies: 22
Views: 15709

Re: Future of handshakes at church/temple

Don't forget the old temple helper men that made sure the deacon age boys showered off after baptisms for the dead. I specifically remembered that happening.
by FiveFingerMnemonic
Tue Apr 07, 2020 4:37 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: RFM FINALLY GETS BYUPD AUDIO RECORDINGS!
Replies: 7
Views: 4309

Re: RFM FINALLY GETS BYUPD AUDIO RECORDINGS!

Wow, the legal system grinds slow and fine. Good job being persistent.
by FiveFingerMnemonic
Mon Apr 06, 2020 4:24 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: So yeh?....what's going on?
Replies: 42
Views: 39820

Re: So yeh?....what's going on?

Hate to be the one to break it to you but the Proclamation has been official Church doctrine since 1995. Yeah, we got a whole new proclamation. It was so generic it could have just been the preface ripped out of a Sunday school manual. To the OP, it was one of the greatest General Conferences of al...
by FiveFingerMnemonic
Mon Apr 06, 2020 11:41 am
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Did Oaks really say that?
Replies: 39
Views: 20890

Re: Did Oaks really say that?

The idea that down syndrome kids are pure CK chosen ones is a later attempt to bury the prevalent doctrine that all handicaps in mortal life are because of being less valiant.

Behold, the Johnathan Streeter blog article on the subject:

https://thoughtsonthingsandstuff.com/mormon-handicaps/

by FiveFingerMnemonic
Sat Apr 04, 2020 5:55 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Special Session NOMference!!!
Replies: 193
Views: 77740

Re: Special Session NOMference!!!

I think this is the strangest conference in all history. Granted I wasn't around for the hellfire and brimstone talks of the 1850s.
by FiveFingerMnemonic
Sat Apr 04, 2020 11:57 am
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: No Book of Mormon, no gathering of Israel???
Replies: 19
Views: 9493

Re: No Book of Mormon, no gathering of Israel???

The literal physical gathering ship has sailed. There have been statements regarding such to explain why converts stay in their home countries now. Henceforth all gatherings are spiritual only. The "back to Missouri" nonsense lives on only in the imaginations of the Julie Rowes and the Chad Daybells...
by FiveFingerMnemonic
Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:35 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: What the church did right:
Replies: 14
Views: 7320

Re: What the church did right:

I have to wonder if the accountants will talley the cost savings involved with the shutdown and bring those findings to the Q15, spurring even more revelations reducing our time in buildings after the pandemic. I imagine the electrical and HVAC savings are quite substantial.
by FiveFingerMnemonic
Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:22 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Christian Heaven and Hell are not biblical
Replies: 8
Views: 3701

Re: Christian Heaven and Hell are not biblical

Great interview. Bart is a very reasonable biblical scholar.
by FiveFingerMnemonic
Tue Mar 31, 2020 4:29 pm
Forum: Mixed Faith Relationships
Topic: I have passed the garment hurdle
Replies: 13
Views: 27120

I have passed the garment hurdle

Because of home church bringing up some uncomfortable discussion content, I took the opportunity to have a crucial conversation regarding garment wear and it actually facilitated a less emotionally charged transition than if I had just stopped wearing them without discussion. So far I'm on 2 days an...
by FiveFingerMnemonic
Tue Mar 31, 2020 4:22 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: My blood is boiling - stranded church member with health issues
Replies: 6
Views: 3228

Re: My blood is boiling - stranded church member with health issues

My in laws are south of the border and were given the option to stay and they have. I suppose some 3rd world countries are possibly safer regarding the rate of infections than the US right now. But if it does get bad there, they are up a creek without a paddle. I am convinced they totally buy into d...
by FiveFingerMnemonic
Sat Mar 28, 2020 11:16 am
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Home Church and Women
Replies: 12
Views: 6695

Re: Home Church and Women

I just told my wife the JFS letter story after she announced the neighbor and his son will be coming over tomorrow to give the sacrament. It pisses me off but I will be off hiking or something so whatever.
by FiveFingerMnemonic
Fri Mar 27, 2020 9:29 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Is the church saying or doing anything???
Replies: 37
Views: 16838

Re: Is the church saying or doing anything???

Anyone want to attend my divorce party? (don’t worry I’ll give you a time slot, just 5 guests max at once.) So I have been seeing in NY the awful conditions the health workers are in; wearing trash bags for protective gowns, not enough med supplies etc. And I saw that nurse who died at age 48 there...
by FiveFingerMnemonic
Wed Mar 25, 2020 5:17 pm
Forum: The Coffee Shop
Topic: States are closing down
Replies: 4
Views: 3435

Re: States are closing down

Yeah he could probably shoot maybe 12 or 16 of them killer viruses. Great system. [emoji38] Dunno which would be more effective, guns or prayer against this bug.......it's a coin toss. They shoot the looters not the virus, although you might argue that a virus carrying looter is the same as a zombi...
by FiveFingerMnemonic
Wed Mar 25, 2020 3:18 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: LDS Church temporarily suspends all meetings....
Replies: 38
Views: 23551

Re: LDS Church temporarily suspends all meetings....

Our stake just authorized individual families to sanctify their own bread and water. That says a lot about the way the church works, doesn't it? You can't say a prayer over a piece of bread in your own home without approval coming down from above. I'm a priesthood holder and I will happily bless th...
by FiveFingerMnemonic
Tue Mar 24, 2020 10:37 am
Forum: The Coffee Shop
Topic: States are closing down
Replies: 4
Views: 3435

Re: States are closing down

I have a son in San Francisco, and he's in total lockdown. I am really worried about the poor and homeless people in places like that. SF has a lot of people on the streets and a lot more who are just one paycheck away from it. This country is going to have to stop worrying about what is and isn't ...
by FiveFingerMnemonic
Mon Mar 23, 2020 5:42 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: What are you doing to protect your family against the virus?
Replies: 659
Views: 460309

Re: What are you doing to protect your family against the virus?

The first COVID victim attended the bountiful temple last week. Hence the announced shutdown of it with no reason given: https://www.deseret.com/faith/2020/3/23/21191722/mormon-temple-covid-19-coronavirus-utah-death-bountiful-lds-church I guess the invisible nephites that stand guard outside all the...
by FiveFingerMnemonic
Mon Mar 23, 2020 4:37 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Any church-at-home experience to report?
Replies: 20
Views: 10158

Re: Any church-at-home experience to report?

I saw on another board (maybe reddit/latterdaysaints) that the area president someplace in the US issued a firm order that the members are NOT to conduct a sacrament meeting. He said only the prophet can authorized a sacrament meeting, and he has not done so. He said members can sing and have an op...