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by wtfluff
Wed Apr 12, 2017 9:22 am
Forum: Support
Topic: "It's like I'm in a nightmare and I can't wake up."
Replies: 13
Views: 6459

Re: "It's like I'm in a nightmare and I can't wake up."

The "dreams" from the other side aren't all rainbows and unicorns either; Watching family members dedicate their lives to a dishonest corporation, masquerading as a church.
by wtfluff
Mon Apr 10, 2017 9:49 pm
Forum: The Coffee Shop
Topic: MiniVan Recomendations
Replies: 21
Views: 14885

Re: MiniVan Recomendations

Something with wood panels and a good tape deck Oh man! How could we all have forgotten to mention this up until now? Make sure to always have a few free 7-11 matchbooks handy to keep the tape "level" so it will play the correct speed... https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/db/01/a4/db01a425a2...
by wtfluff
Mon Apr 10, 2017 9:38 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Dear Brethren, I've got an idea!
Replies: 25
Views: 14280

Re: Dear Brethren, I've got an idea!

It's all about the shoulders. Oh My!

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by wtfluff
Mon Apr 10, 2017 9:27 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Dilemma
Replies: 24
Views: 11618

Re: Dilemma

Why not just use the Gordon B. Hinckey version of "answers"?

Carefully Worded Denials™ like he used are endorsed and encouraged by the LDS Corporation!
Yes, those "prophets seers and revelators" are "called as such".
by wtfluff
Mon Apr 10, 2017 9:21 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: The rescue is on!
Replies: 9
Views: 6973

Re: The rescue is on!

On a subjective level, I have to say I felt internal tension and almost had a PTSD attack & flashback when visualizing whether I could do that with someone. I've read the BoM several times & even listened to the audio version (former TBM that I was at the time). I never, ever liked the book. I have...
by wtfluff
Mon Apr 10, 2017 2:21 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: A Women's Organization That Is Presided Over By Men
Replies: 17
Views: 12523

Re: A Women's Organization That Is Presided Over By Men

This is going to be a snarky response, but whatever, it's related to the Esteemed Penguin's reply. Do you think that the "Men's Organization" ever discusses anything related to men's health? (Aging men, or otherwise?) Not in my experience. Bottom line: No matter who is "presiding" over these "organi...
by wtfluff
Mon Apr 10, 2017 2:14 pm
Forum: Gatherings, Events, and Announcements
Topic: Gateway Mall Lunch Possible Resurection
Replies: 107
Views: 137557

Re: Gateway Mall Lunch Possible Resurection

or Fluff suggested we put ourselves in the mouth of the beast and do the City Creek food court which has a large variety of food and a large area for sitting that is not usually full, with no large groups of school kids. Did I really say that? :o Oh well. We've all contributed to the building of th...
by wtfluff
Fri Apr 07, 2017 2:05 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: What mission did you serve in
Replies: 83
Views: 48600

Re: What mission did you serve in

Quito, Ecuador. Presidente Nelson.
by wtfluff
Thu Apr 06, 2017 11:25 am
Forum: Support
Topic: Happy Birthday Jesus!
Replies: 17
Views: 11528

Re: Happy Birthday Jesus!

Jesus wrote:
Thu Apr 06, 2017 9:59 am
Thank you my followers.
HOORAY!!!

It's Mormon Jesus AMA time folks.
by wtfluff
Thu Apr 06, 2017 9:32 am
Forum: Support
Topic: Happy Birthday Jesus!
Replies: 17
Views: 11528

Re: Happy Birthday Jesus!

Happy Birthday (Mormon) Jesus!

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🎼 ♫ ♫ ♫ Happy birthday to you; You live in a ... ♫ ♫ ♫
by wtfluff
Wed Apr 05, 2017 9:05 am
Forum: Support
Topic: TSM Hospitalized - will this become more frequent?
Replies: 27
Views: 25952

Re: TSM Hospitalized - will this become more frequent?

... I simply wish him peace, whatever that may be. ... ... He's fought the good fight, he's endured to the end, it's time to stop the parade and let him rest from his labours for a season. ... I agree with the above statements. When he's able to be active, he should be in his back-yard, with his ki...
by wtfluff
Wed Apr 05, 2017 8:54 am
Forum: The Coffee Shop
Topic: MiniVan Recomendations
Replies: 21
Views: 14885

Re: MiniVan Recomendations

I've owned two Kia Sedonas and LOVED them. I've looked into these. My trouble is I can't find many of them. The new vehicle price is in the same mix as a higher end dodge or entry level toyota. The low mileage used ones are hard to find and the few available have a price I think is a bit too high. ...
by wtfluff
Wed Apr 05, 2017 8:39 am
Forum: Support
Topic: You Can Keep Your Choir
Replies: 14
Views: 10336

Re: You Can Keep Your Choir

Do you approve of bottle-blondes? Leviticus 21:123 - "Yeah, and surely it is an abomination before the Lord, when women doth mix synthetic dies into their locks. She shall be stoned". You can get stoned putting "synthetic dyes" in your hair??? I gotta start dying my hair!!! (Every evening I think.)...
by wtfluff
Wed Apr 05, 2017 8:33 am
Forum: Support
Topic: Fishing for a companion
Replies: 21
Views: 14859

Re: Fishing for a companion

In another thread it appears that Elder Stig and Elder 20/20 were mission comps! How cool is that in a smarmy Saturdays Warrior kind of way? Wow! How cool is that? Maybe we need a fishing thread where we list out all of our companions. I wonder if the SCMC would piece it together and come after us?...
by wtfluff
Tue Apr 04, 2017 8:44 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: TSM Hospitalized - will this become more frequent?
Replies: 27
Views: 25952

Re: TSM Hospitalized - will this become more frequent?

MerrieMiss wrote:
Tue Apr 04, 2017 3:22 pm
he just shrugged and said it was a lifelong calling, so oh well
Translation: Being called into the Q15 is a death sentence.
by wtfluff
Tue Apr 04, 2017 10:47 am
Forum: Support
Topic: You Can Keep Your Choir
Replies: 14
Views: 10336

Re: You Can Keep Your Choir

What if you're attracted to BOTH??? ;) I'm only attracted to brunettes. There is only one way. It is a choice and the righteous of us have chosen to prefer brunettes. If you marry a blonde, I cannot support your counterfeit marriage. :D Sorry Doc. I was born a pan-hair-color-exual. Do you approve o...
by wtfluff
Mon Apr 03, 2017 10:43 am
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: The Holy Ghost, revelation, and Mormons.
Replies: 10
Views: 6793

Re: The Holy Ghost, revelation, and Mormons.

You've seen the youtube videos about Holy the Ghost, right 20/20? In essence, yes , many other religions rely on a supposed unseen entity whispering to them... Here's my favorite: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJMSU8Qj6Go 10:00 is oh so familiar, and creeeeepy... ( Edit: Actually the entire video ...
by wtfluff
Mon Apr 03, 2017 10:35 am
Forum: Support
Topic: Fear
Replies: 15
Views: 8746

Re: Fear

...<snip.... Edited to add, that he is correct in that it is only short term. Fear turns to anger and the person rebels. Don't they fluff? So, it is only short term. You can only control another human being so long before they resent it and rebel. So, fear is powerful in the short run. But think of...
by wtfluff
Mon Apr 03, 2017 9:32 am
Forum: Support
Topic: You Can Keep Your Choir
Replies: 14
Views: 10336

Re: You Can Keep Your Choir

Red Ryder wrote:
Sun Apr 02, 2017 6:57 pm
He meant differing sexual attractions as in blondes vs. brunettes.
But, But...

What if you're attracted to BOTH??? ;)
by wtfluff
Mon Apr 03, 2017 9:28 am
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Would the church thrive if it gave up control?
Replies: 12
Views: 6423

Re: Would the church thrive if it gave up control?

I think in the long run it would only benefit the Church to be more open and honest. If they did release a fully independent financial audit, hopefully, it would not be overwhelmingly devastating. In my completely useless opinion, the reason they DON'T release financials is exactly because it would...