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by wtfluff
Tue Oct 03, 2023 11:12 am
Forum: Support
Topic: Counter Attack: Think Celestial = Think Polygamy!
Replies: 15
Views: 7922

Re: Counter Attack: Think Celestial = Think Polygamy!

The schwag is already being sold:
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Someone needs to start duplicating all of these, but with the wording: "Think CES-Letter"
by wtfluff
Mon Oct 02, 2023 6:54 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Think Celestial??
Replies: 3
Views: 6031

Re: Think Celestial??

"Celestial Marriage"

[SHUDDER]
by wtfluff
Fri Sep 29, 2023 11:04 am
Forum: Support
Topic: General conference predictions or wishful thinking !
Replies: 24
Views: 10762

Re: General conference predictions or wishful thinking !

RubinHighlander wrote:
Fri Sep 29, 2023 9:28 am
MoPag wrote:
Thu Sep 28, 2023 6:57 pm
Oaks laughing: "Now is the great day of my power. I reign from the rivers to the ends of the earth."
Love it! :twisted:
If jOaks is gonna do this: He has to wear a Michael Ballam wig whilst laughing.
by wtfluff
Wed Sep 27, 2023 12:26 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Daughter on records of church never baptized
Replies: 6
Views: 6236

Re: Daughter on records of church never baptized

Supposedly church policy is that if a child is blessed, but not baptized, they will be dropped from membership records when they turn 18. No idea of that is actually enforced or not. Nope, I have a non-baptized 18-year-old. While I can't see "details" of their record now because they're 18, I can s...
by wtfluff
Tue Sep 26, 2023 4:32 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Daughter on records of church never baptized
Replies: 6
Views: 6236

Re: Daughter on records of church never baptized

My daughter is an adult now. We never baptized her but did bless her as an infant. Church bothered her/us when she turned 9 to get that easy baptism number, but otherwise I have never heard from them about her. I am still a member on record. I saw the relief society newsletter, and it had her birth...
by wtfluff
Tue Sep 26, 2023 3:29 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: General conference predictions or wishful thinking !
Replies: 24
Views: 10762

Re: General conference predictions or wishful thinking !

Same




Useless




Pablum.




(As always.)
by wtfluff
Thu Sep 21, 2023 1:16 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: What's the story with Tim Ballard?
Replies: 42
Views: 25860

Re: What's the story with Tim Ballard?

New update on how an LDS psychic helped channel Moroni to locate the children for Tim Ballard. From Radio Free Mormon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSZT1VMcyCk “Eenie Meanie Chili Beanie, Moroni is about to speak”. Wait... Was the psychic channeling MORONi , or Nephi?!?!? Is the psychic just as ...
by wtfluff
Wed Sep 20, 2023 2:48 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Are you ready for Moroni Day?
Replies: 18
Views: 13935

Re: Are you ready for Moroni Day?

MORONi City Has subscribed to the thread . The City would like you to know that world famous Sanpete Barbeque Turkey Is the only approved food for official MORONi Day celebrations. I thought you were talking about this Moroni City at first... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moroni,_Comoros OK, well.....
by wtfluff
Wed Sep 20, 2023 2:45 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Garments always hanging out and it drives me nuts
Replies: 21
Views: 19119

Re: Garments always hanging out and it drives me nuts

Y'all don't like cute grey-ish-white "ruffles" hanging out from under MORMoN folk's clothing?




:shock: :!:
by wtfluff
Wed Sep 20, 2023 2:26 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Are you ready for Moroni Day?
Replies: 18
Views: 13935

Re: Are you ready for Moroni Day?

MORONi City Has subscribed to the thread.

The City would like you to know that world famous Sanpete Barbeque Turkey Is the only approved food for official MORONi Day celebrations.
by wtfluff
Sun Sep 17, 2023 1:33 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: What's the story with Tim Ballard?
Replies: 42
Views: 25860

Re: What's the story with Tim Ballard?

Operation Underground Railroad? Sound of Freedom? (Movie) He's the guy who pretends to rescue trafficked children from awful situations - but he turns those "rescues" into reality TV so MORmONs will give him money. Why is LD$-Inc. throwing him under the bus? Dunno. Maybe it's a ploy to re-direct att...
by wtfluff
Wed Sep 13, 2023 11:14 am
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Selling Zion?
Replies: 8
Views: 12721

Re: Selling Zion?

lostinmiddlemormonism wrote:
Wed Sep 13, 2023 9:26 am
Subscriber only story….
https://web.archive.org/web/20230912152 ... even-more/
by wtfluff
Sat Sep 09, 2023 3:33 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: "We are belligerents defending good." Boyd Packer
Replies: 6
Views: 12085

Re: "We are belligerents defending good." Boyd Packer

Gatorbait wrote:
Sat Sep 09, 2023 1:08 pm
...
Good and evil, and Mormons are the good guys and gals. Every one else- the bad guys and gals. That's a beauty for sure, but after all, we have a secret weapon- we made covenants. Zowy. What a weapon. Who needs sacrament trays when you have covenants?
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by wtfluff
Fri Sep 08, 2023 3:56 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Please Sir, I Want Some More... Church
Replies: 15
Views: 7322

Re: Please Sir, I Want Some More... Church

... He mentioned that his church friend had asked my son if he was coming to church Sunday, and that it would be good if he did. ... If you want to blow some minds, come up with a non-church activity on a Sunday, invite "church friend" and tell him "it would be good" if he attended with your son. O...
by wtfluff
Thu Sep 07, 2023 10:18 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Please Sir, I Want Some More... Church
Replies: 15
Views: 7322

Re: Please Sir, I Want Some More... Church

Linked wrote:
Tue Sep 05, 2023 11:07 am
...
He mentioned that his church friend had asked my son if he was coming to church Sunday, and that it would be good if he did.
...
If you want to blow some minds, come up with a non-church activity on a Sunday, invite "church friend" and tell him "it would be good" if he attended with your son.
by wtfluff
Wed Aug 30, 2023 8:33 am
Forum: Mixed Faith Relationships
Topic: Not renewing my temple recommend
Replies: 6
Views: 12771

Re: Not renewing my temple recommend

To make it into an opportunity for connection rather than fomenting negative feelings on both sides, we're planning to go get ice cream after. Make sure to order coffee flavored ice cream. One thing I am torn on is whether I should don the Mormon costume (shirt, tie, and slacks) to go with her. At ...
by wtfluff
Mon Aug 28, 2023 8:24 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: What did you learn in the temple today, honey?
Replies: 33
Views: 15000

Re: What did you learn in the temple today, honey?

... If patrons thought it was just another story they might dismiss a lot of it as being a plot hole and move on without giving it a second thought. It can be the difference between: They brought back Palpatine? That's so stupid. vs. They brought back Palpatine? This means something. This is import...
by wtfluff
Mon Aug 28, 2023 11:46 am
Forum: Support
Topic: What did you learn in the temple today, honey?
Replies: 33
Views: 15000

Re: What did you learn in the temple today, honey?

... I wonder whether that policy has changed. Can people get their endowment simply because they want to or is it still a process where you can only get the endowment because you're doing something else that requires it (mission/marriage)? ... At some point that "policy" was changed. I knew someone...
by wtfluff
Fri Aug 25, 2023 12:35 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: What did you learn in the temple today, honey?
Replies: 33
Views: 15000

Re: What did you learn in the temple today, honey?

One thing that stood out to be when I first got my endowment in 2000 pre-mission, was just how much of a let down it was. ... Yeah, I remember this too. I thought I was gonna learn the secrets of the universe the first time through. Though it's been a L-O-N-G time, I do remember thinking the first ...