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by Archimedes
Wed Aug 22, 2018 3:16 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: A coherent translation of the JS papyrii
Replies: 16
Views: 11051

Re: A coherent translation of the JS papyrii

BTW...The Book of Abraham is really dodgy. It was the first major crack in my testimony of JS's teachings...
Same here.

But at least we still have chiasmus in the book of Mormon!
by Archimedes
Wed Aug 22, 2018 3:12 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: A coherent translation of the JS papyrii
Replies: 16
Views: 11051

Re: A coherent translation of the JS papyrii

Brent wrote:
Mon Aug 20, 2018 3:46 pm
The "whatever happened to the lectures on faith?" Question may become the "whatever happened to the pearl of great price?" Question...
I kind of think this has already happened. Is there even one example of the Correlated lesson manuals for this year referencing Book of Abraham in any context?
by Archimedes
Wed Aug 22, 2018 12:20 am
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: New RFM Podcast on Church History Interview
Replies: 26
Views: 14866

Re: New RFM Podcast on Church History Interview

That was almost sad. There IS no help for the widow's son.
by Archimedes
Tue Aug 21, 2018 7:48 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Dear MormonLeaks
Replies: 12
Views: 10668

Re: Dear MormonLeaks

crossmyheart wrote:
Tue Aug 21, 2018 11:52 am
"Stay in the Boat" (that)Leaks
If you only had faith enough to bail faster that boat would not be sinking.
by Archimedes
Tue Aug 21, 2018 7:45 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: How and when did the word "even" start a declaration for Church Leaders?
Replies: 6
Views: 3463

Re: How and when did the word "even" start a declaration for Church Leaders?

It seems like an old form of stuffy english. Or a good way to weld different clauses together to make Even more unwieldy run on sentences.
by Archimedes
Tue Aug 21, 2018 8:48 am
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Dear MormonLeaks
Replies: 12
Views: 10668

Re: Dear MormonLeaks

Man, I leak all the time!!
by Archimedes
Mon Aug 20, 2018 6:41 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: A man named Alma - Book of Mormon Evidence?
Replies: 10
Views: 6294

Re: A man named Alma - Book of Mormon Evidence?

What kind of hits do you get for the name "Zelph"?
by Archimedes
Sun Aug 19, 2018 9:23 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: A coherent translation of the JS papyrii
Replies: 16
Views: 11051

A coherent translation of the JS papyrii

Seems like there is a lot of interest in the Book of Abraham controversy and current apologetic efforts to obfuscate the issue. Here is some additional information that just wrecks the apologists' arguments. There is an Egyptologist with the University of Chicago, Robert K. Ritner, who initially pub...
by Archimedes
Sat Aug 18, 2018 12:17 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: An apologetic site on steroids - is the scroll of Amenhotep a real thing?
Replies: 31
Views: 15284

Re: An apologetic site on steroids - is the scroll of Amenhotep a real thing?

This is the smoking gun I tell ya. If you want "proof" that Joseph Smith was not what he said he was, it's right there in the book of Abraham.
by Archimedes
Sat Aug 18, 2018 12:12 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Break it to a coworker that I'm not Mormon?
Replies: 12
Views: 7644

Re: Break it to a coworker that I'm not Mormon?

Same here, I will never be normal. I don't really even know what a normal relationship looks like.

Sigh.
by Archimedes
Sat Aug 18, 2018 9:04 am
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Seminary students will learn that the POX is revelation this year
Replies: 14
Views: 9129

Re: Seminary students will learn that the POX is revelation this year

On the other hand, if your goal is to develop a core following of zealots among youth and scare away reasonable youth, then it’s a brilliant strategy. It's either a brilliant strategy, or the Law of Unintended Consequences in operation again... either way the result is the same - further alienation...
by Archimedes
Sat Aug 18, 2018 8:16 am
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Seminary students will learn that the POX is revelation this year
Replies: 14
Views: 9129

Re: Seminary students will learn that the POX is revelation this year

In January 2016 Elder Nelson announced, at a BYU-Hawaii talk, that this exclusionary reaction stemmed from a revelation. See how the church keeps painting itself into historical corners ? What will they do 20 years down the road, when they will be forced to admit that LGBTQ people should not be dis...
by Archimedes
Sat Aug 18, 2018 8:08 am
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: An apologetic site on steroids - is the scroll of Amenhotep a real thing?
Replies: 31
Views: 15284

Re: An apologetic site on steroids - is the scroll of Amenhotep a real thing?

At least none of these figures are really canopic jars. :roll:

And I would love to know what the snack tray is going on about.
by Archimedes
Sat Aug 18, 2018 8:00 am
Forum: Support
Topic: Break it to a coworker that I'm not Mormon?
Replies: 12
Views: 7644

Re: Break it to a coworker that I'm not Mormon?

Just be yourself, she will figure it out. Maybe make sure your co worker knows that her being LDS doesn't matter to you...

Best wishes.
by Archimedes
Fri Aug 17, 2018 6:21 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: An apologetic site on steroids - is the scroll of Amenhotep a real thing?
Replies: 31
Views: 15284

Re: An apologetic site on steroids - is the scroll of Amenhotep a real thing?

I'm not a witch [slave].

But you look like a witch [slave].

You put these on me! [Carved my snout and ears off]!
by Archimedes
Fri Aug 17, 2018 8:08 am
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Pendelum shifts away from Mormon
Replies: 36
Views: 18093

Re: Pendelum shifts away from Mormon

That tears it. We have to change the forum name to

"New Order Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saintses". NOCoJCoLDSs for short.

Catchy, no? Remember to use the correct font, please.
by Archimedes
Fri Aug 17, 2018 7:54 am
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: An apologetic site on steroids - is the scroll of Amenhotep a real thing?
Replies: 31
Views: 15284

Re: An apologetic site on steroids - is the scroll of Amenhotep a real thing?

Good one Hagoth. I guess ridiculing the Apologist can wait since logic and facts work so much better.

I have always thought it was strange that 1800s racial views got embedded in the interpretation of Facsimile 3.
by Archimedes
Thu Aug 16, 2018 3:40 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: An apologetic site on steroids - is the scroll of Amenhotep a real thing?
Replies: 31
Views: 15284

Re: An apologetic site on steroids - is the scroll of Amenhotep a real thing?

Well, of course there were Caananites in the land, it was right there on the scrolls: Book of Abraham Facsimile 3: https://broadcast.lds.org/crowdsource/mobile/images/1241076/92b7fc97b4a04b14a3a3d4854db393f5/3162x2048.jpg Everybody else is White, the Caananite is obviously indicated by the color of ...
by Archimedes
Thu Aug 16, 2018 10:12 am
Forum: Support
Topic: Can someone catch me up please?
Replies: 30
Views: 21683

Re: Can someone catch me up please?

Oh, yea, somebody shot J.R.