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moksha wrote:

Red Ryder wrote:This team of highly respected internet strangers, tapir riders, and all around wonderful people include:

Hagoth

Sounds like a good group.

You can tell that Hagoth has a head on his shoulders. Otherwise, he would be the Headless Tapirman.

Sorry, too close to Halloween to resist.

Welcome back, Notchet and thanks for being an oldie but goodie.

Welcome to the board WdSkate.

I think for Pres. Uchtdorf's analogy to be viable I would have to be able to make a phone call to him from a rock that I found in a well. Make sure you get the exact digital stone number from directory assistance first. It is one thing to call the Church offices, but you need to also know the miner...

This quote slipped my mind earlier, but everyone is to have a seer stone: In 1841, Joseph showed his other, whitish stone to the Council of the Twelve in Nauvoo and told them, Brigham Young reported, “that every man who lived on the earth was entitled to a seer stone and should have one, but they a...

Red Ryder wrote:This team of highly respected internet strangers, tapir riders, and all around wonderful people include:

Hagoth
Achilles
AllieOop
TrophyWife26.2

Sounds like a good group.

I hope this does not simply mean that traditional Honor Code practices will be conducted in an even more clandestine manner. The time-honored black hood and robes seemed anonymity enough. Adding those black hockey masks will ultimately prove uncomfortable and take some of the enjoyment out of their ...

You can just look at Evan McMullin and tell he is the White Horse (sorry Rafalca) who will save the Constitution, which became caught on a thread from the flak jacket of a Trump supporter who refused to acknowledge the decision of the voters in the General Election, and instead chose to take it to t...

It's like when you take this face and with a pen and eraser change it into this face

Putting a smile on it was very clever PR move. If it helps ease the pain and suffering of gay youth and their families in LDS society, then it was a good idea.

Similar things are mentioned in the Bible. I think in both the Book of Milton and the Book of Bradley, mention is made of a Magic 8-ball, which was a technically more advanced version of the Urim and Thummin Yes/No Breastplate. I understand that many years later this same brass breastplate was melt...

This reminds me of a line from a movie, "What will the Gefilte fish say?" The correct response was, "Who cares what the Gefilte fish say. We're going to eat them already." When the time comes, chances are your family will be functional enough to support your decision and any ravening crowd can be de...

We are all in charge of writing our own narrative. Perhaps you could add this to yours: "Jinx decided that dwelling on regrets ultimately took too much energy and only tended to be self-perpetuating. Jinx decided to call a halt to those regrets and chose the realization that life goes on and that wh...

This seemed like a good rendition of the Leonard Cohen song by some fantastic singers known as Pentatonix:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRP8d7hhpoQ Great sound in a surreal setting.



One other song if you like that kind of thing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9LJDwZOprY

It was expressed to me to quit asking to have Zadok reinstated. I think the mods were taking a cue from a soda pop bottle falling out of a giant flying bird that made a humming noise. Glad they did not apply that cue to penguins. I think it would be nice for not all mods to think alike. That way the...

Diet Coke. Chilled, not stirred or shaken.

Can you be a man and take it from the can,
Or must you be a lass and take it from the glass?

President McMullin will make sure the Smithsonian has a Nephite exhibit.

It might be required for President McMullin to have a cage match with Mitt Romney's dancing pony Rafalca in order to claim the White Horse title.

Speaking of recipes for SPAM, Monty Python has a few: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5RE

Did learn on another message board some years ago that Spam is a Philippines favorite.

Sail on silver girl Sail on by Your time has come to shine All your dreams are on their way See how they shine I I found this new image - it seems to capture the Silver Girl look and the idea that the universe is waiting for me to sail on and (as Simon and Garfunkel said) to shine without the oppre...

Literature has had a profound effect on my perception of life and my values. The spoken word has also contributed greatly. My favorite art forms currently are video games and message boards. Movies and TV programs to a lesser extent. All of these art forms are improved by adding in overlays of humor...

Great title. I am imagining an encounter on Pan Am flight 1023 back in 1956 between Apostle and Champion Commie Fighter, Ezra Taft Benson and an up and coming young singer named Elvis Presley. They had been assigned as seat mates in first class and the airline had instructed the stewardesses and pil...