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Just ask you parents who is in their eternal family, then ask you spouse, then ask one of your grown kids with a family of their own. It gets messy very quickly. It does. This was a "shelf item" for me forever - even if I didn't know what a shelf item was. Any time any of my relatives started talki...

Is an "angel with a drawn sword" similar/comparable to the Holy the Ghost?

Red Ryder wrote: ↑

Tue Oct 03, 2023 8:05 am

Hagoth wrote: ↑

Tue Oct 03, 2023 7:35 am

Oh, oh, I've got one!

THINK ̶C̶E̶L̶E̶S̶T̶I̶A̶L̶
(with line drawn through celestial, or grayed out)

Someone on some other apostate inter-webs "discussion" place is stealing your ideas Mr. Hagoth.

The schwag is already being sold:

Someone needs to start duplicating all of these, but with the wording: "Think CES-Letter"

"Celestial Marriage"

[SHUDDER]

RubinHighlander wrote: ↑

Fri Sep 29, 2023 9:28 am

MoPag wrote: ↑

Thu Sep 28, 2023 6:57 pm

Oaks laughing: "Now is the great day of my power. I reign from the rivers to the ends of the earth."

Love it!

If jOaks is gonna do this: He has to wear a Michael Ballam wig whilst laughing.

Supposedly church policy is that if a child is blessed, but not baptized, they will be dropped from membership records when they turn 18. No idea of that is actually enforced or not. Nope, I have a non-baptized 18-year-old. While I can't see "details" of their record now because they're 18, I can s...

My daughter is an adult now. We never baptized her but did bless her as an infant. Church bothered her/us when she turned 9 to get that easy baptism number, but otherwise I have never heard from them about her. I am still a member on record. I saw the relief society newsletter, and it had her birth...

Same




Useless




Pablum.




(As always.)

New update on how an LDS psychic helped channel Moroni to locate the children for Tim Ballard. From Radio Free Mormon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSZT1VMcyCk “Eenie Meanie Chili Beanie, Moroni is about to speak”. Wait... Was the psychic channeling MORONi , or Nephi?!?!? Is the psychic just as ...

MORONi City Has subscribed to the thread . The City would like you to know that world famous Sanpete Barbeque Turkey Is the only approved food for official MORONi Day celebrations. I thought you were talking about this Moroni City at first... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moroni,_Comoros OK, well.....

Y'all don't like cute grey-ish-white "ruffles" hanging out from under MORMoN folk's clothing?

MORONi City Has subscribed to the thread.

The City would like you to know that world famous Sanpete Barbeque Turkey Is the only approved food for official MORONi Day celebrations.

Operation Underground Railroad? Sound of Freedom? (Movie) He's the guy who pretends to rescue trafficked children from awful situations - but he turns those "rescues" into reality TV so MORmONs will give him money. Why is LD$-Inc. throwing him under the bus? Dunno. Maybe it's a ploy to re-direct att...

lostinmiddlemormonism wrote: ↑

Wed Sep 13, 2023 9:26 am

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Gatorbait wrote: ↑

Sat Sep 09, 2023 1:08 pm

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Good and evil, and Mormons are the good guys and gals. Every one else- the bad guys and gals. That's a beauty for sure, but after all, we have a secret weapon- we made covenants. Zowy. What a weapon. Who needs sacrament trays when you have covenants?

... He mentioned that his church friend had asked my son if he was coming to church Sunday, and that it would be good if he did. ... If you want to blow some minds, come up with a non-church activity on a Sunday, invite "church friend" and tell him "it would be good" if he attended with your son. O...

Linked wrote: ↑

Tue Sep 05, 2023 11:07 am

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He mentioned that his church friend had asked my son if he was coming to church Sunday, and that it would be good if he did.
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If you want to blow some minds, come up with a non-church activity on a Sunday, invite "church friend" and tell him "it would be good" if he attended with your son.

To make it into an opportunity for connection rather than fomenting negative feelings on both sides, we're planning to go get ice cream after. Make sure to order coffee flavored ice cream. One thing I am torn on is whether I should don the Mormon costume (shirt, tie, and slacks) to go with her. At ...

... If patrons thought it was just another story they might dismiss a lot of it as being a plot hole and move on without giving it a second thought. It can be the difference between: They brought back Palpatine? That's so stupid. vs. They brought back Palpatine? This means something. This is import...