NOM

I can only think of one that that would improve church for me. MAKE IT TRUE.

I'm fine with the Episcopal theory which as I understand it is, "You guys choose who you want for a leader, and I, God will work with whomever you select. (Which is exactly how the Mormon church works, even though they won't admit it).

Silver Girl wrote:EDIT - it looks like Meilinkie answered this in the post just before mine. I am going to write a book: Big Brother Finds Religion.

I think, "Corporate Religion finds long-lost Big Brother" would be a little more accurate.

I was thinking of Less Nessman, that all-to-famous news director of WKRP in Cincinnati. If you recall he was able to turn his cubical into a private office with some Duct Tape.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkP9DKnOgn0

Yesterday he introduced to me that we had you as a friend in common. Can you tell me what is his status regarding his faith journey? I didn't ask, since we were in a work situation. Glad you have having a great trip. His wife and my wife are BFF's. As far as I know he is active TBM. If he has any q...

Right now, I'm finding satisfaction worshiping in the Church of the Big Blue Dome.

To a dumb emu's way of thinking, it just represents some doctrine that the correlation committee hasn't been able to mess with yet.

BTW, HIPS, our common friend, and a work associate of yours said hello. I'm doing well and will have a full report next Sunday during testimony meeting.

2bizE wrote:I wonder if BYU just put up a curtain to separate title 9 and the honor code office.

I think they put some duct tape on the floor...

dispirited wrote:Now, get rid of the year waiting period for getting sealed after a civil marriage, give women the priesthood, and let gays have sex after marriage. I might just start going again...

I would consider going again if they would just make it true.

If Evan wins Utah, which I believe is doubtful, he will have accomplished 2 things. First he'll have won a total of 6 electoral votes, and second, he will be able to watch either Trump or Clinton win the election as if he never existed.

moksha wrote:You can tell that Hagoth has a head on his shoulders. Otherwise, he would be the Headless Tapirman.

Sorry, too close to Halloween to resist.

You should talk... you have no shoulders at all.

Someone posted on reddit that there was a new new-order-Mormon board, and if I would beg and plead, and get current on my tithing, I might be allowed back.

I am not an active NOM, so I don't engage the church, indeed you could say we have filed for divorce. I kept custody of my money and mind, they got to continue to be hypocritical and disingenuous.

My name is Zadok_the_Priest, and I approve this message.

I know thee now... Thou art Korihor, maker of the new NOM.

Like everything else, the church needed to be drug kicking and screaming into doing what is right.

Well, Well, I see we have new moderators here, patterned after the old ones. Here, you need to have a bite of this fruit, it is delicious to the taste and will make you wise.

To be clear, my beef wasn't that I was kicked off the board. Any forum is the private and personal property of the owners, and I recognize that I am a guest there and my access may be terminated at any time. That wasn't the problem. The problem is that once I was gone, the reasons given were... "Zad...

Never fear Hagoth, the evidence is there, we just haven't found it yet... Oh, and could you send in your back tithing, we're running a little short this month.

Delta is headquartered in Atlanta, GA, which is also the home town of Coca-Cola. I would guess you could get ANY coke product, (well not the kind you snort), on a Delta Flight.