NOM

Apologeticsislying wrote: ↑

Wed Mar 04, 2020 11:53 am

Show properly respect for MY authoritah!!! I'm going to caricature the hell out of this self righteous chump.

Can’t wait.

More double speak.

They might as well say this:

“Opposite-sex romantic behavior that doesn’t lead to eternal marriage is therefore not compatible with the principles included in the Honor Code.”

Why don’t they ban all romantic behavior unless married in the temple?

Solves the problem!

Bumping for the next installment of Mormorrisey HC awesomeness. Hey, you referenced it in a reply on another thread.

Any updates?

Apologeticsislying wrote: ↑

Mon Mar 02, 2020 9:02 pm

Hagoth wrote: ↑

Mon Mar 02, 2020 8:39 pm

"I love the smell of tapirs in the morning."

I am seriously thinking of caricature both Peterson and Lou Midgley riding the SAME tapir.........

Spooning each other with the words “ANOTHER Testament of Jesus Christ” like the BoM accompanies the Bible!

I sat in on one where the single guy was 95% deaf. He hadn't had many girlfriends over the years but met a nice girl who was also deaf. They ended up succumbing to the biological forces of nature and so he came in and confessed. She wasn’t a member and didn’t understand what all the worry was about....

<snip> Yet, as much as I don't want to admit it, some part of me remains mormon. Perhaps that is why for almost twenty years now, I spend two to three hours on mormon themed forums. Two to three hours a day right? Like I can’t be the only sick person who does this right? Somebody please validate my...

Mormorrisey, was your experience from the church leadership side of the table or from the excommunicated side of the table? I don’t recall specifically your story. Having sat in on ward disciplinary councils I can say the whole process is silly. Grown adults having to confess to a room full of men t...

Costco was sold out of bottled water, toilet paper, and hand sanitizer today.

Seems prepping for quarantines have started here. Only 1 confirmed case in the whole state as of today so the news has started to freak people out of reason.

They probably order them differently to avoid the acronym, but yeah, those are the four things. Which is weird. In recent years I could have sworn that the church was against at least two of those. Physical justifies the church basketball culture prominent amongst the young men. Not to appear sexis...

If member retention affected them personally, more than just mild concern they would act differently. Suppose they lost income as numbers fell, what would they do differently. Or what if they had the chance of getting replaced? As it is there is no mechanism in place that promotes much more than th...

We hashed this one out for awhile back in October 2018.

Here’s the link. Jfro did a great write up on his LDS discussions blog.

viewtopic.php?f=4&t=3629&p=48617

Home teacher texted asking “What are you doing to protect your family from the virus?”

Umm... washing my hands, stock piling food, and staying home from church! Then I’m praying my 401K recovers!

What are you NOMmies doing to protect YOUR family from the virus?

Turn off the Internet, turn around, close your eyes, plug your ears, repeat after me: Follow the Prophet, follow the prophet; he knows the way! Follow the prophet.... he won’t lead you astray. Still here? OK, yes this is tough stuff. It’s an emotional roller coaster. Your life will never be the same...

It will get thrown out on the idea that the individual’s willfully donated tithes and offerings with no expectation of goods or services other than intangible religious benefits. Donations are considered a gift. Representing themselves shows no attorney wanted to fight the $125B Corporation or they ...

The first few years of my career I was an auditor and my clients included a few mega churches. The large scale Baptist church had debt which required an annual audit which is why I was there. Their books were very well kept and clean. What surprised me the most was the amount of revenue the coffee c...

I've wondered if he will see repercussions....I guess we will see! He did not post the video (I think it was a student who did) and I have read that he has been instructed not to promote or share it. It seems there is a lot of confusion over this and some damage control taking place. Here's a recor...

Allie, here’s what I think happened. The wordsmith department, known for their extremely important work writing the carefully worded denials found in the essays, had decided to tone down the honor code rhetoric by eliminating “homosexual behavior” from the new manual and honor code. Approvals were g...

My wife has a headache almost every night. I suggested her garments are too tight and that if she takes them off her headaches would go away. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: I ran into a ward lady at the store with beer in her cart. She had to explain it was for her brother who was visitin...

This is getting to be really funny! Like, what if Provo is getting trrolled? What if Save BYU dot Com was set up by an exmo to reflect just how stupid this is? Only to be taken serious because this is exactly how stupid they are. Then, not getting the satire, someone else comes along and counters it...

Saw this on MD&D With all of the conflicting opinions on here and elsewhere, yesterday I called the Honor Code Office at 801-422-2847 and asked a nice lady named Kim if it was now okay for gay people to hold hands, kiss and date on and off campus. Kim told me the Honor Code Office has been flooded w...