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by Zadok
Sun Jan 01, 2017 12:37 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: So is magic officially part of the gospel now?
Replies: 51
Views: 23012

Re: So is magic officially part of the gospel now?

Hagoth wrote: If Harry Potter has taught us anything it's that you have to say the words just right for the magic to work.
That's the way it was in 12th grade play practice. If you didn't get the line right the drama teacher made you do it over until you got it right.
by Zadok
Sat Dec 31, 2016 1:01 pm
Forum: The Coffee Shop
Topic: Zadok's Mission Report
Replies: 19
Views: 9269

Re: Zadok's Mission Report

Did you have the paint work done, or was that from the previous owner. This motor home was made by the Bluebird school bus company. They basically took one of their school buses, changed the window cut-outs, and built a little house inside. The paint job is original and how it came from the factory.
by Zadok
Sat Dec 31, 2016 12:53 pm
Forum: The Coffee Shop
Topic: Zadok's Mission Report
Replies: 19
Views: 9269

Re: Zadok's Mission Report

I will be looking for a couple of new 'stones' as the two I now have quit working several years ago.
by Zadok
Sat Dec 31, 2016 12:46 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: So is magic officially part of the gospel now?
Replies: 51
Views: 23012

Re: So is magic officially part of the gospel now?

Even if the coffin cane doesn't heal, it's good for hitting pit-Bulls when they hump your leg.
by Zadok
Sat Dec 31, 2016 12:43 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Average Age of Apostles over Time
Replies: 4
Views: 3510

Re: Average Age of Apostles over Time

I am thrilled to see the average age increasing. It means I still have a chance.
by Zadok
Sat Dec 31, 2016 12:35 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: choir member resigns
Replies: 7
Views: 4372

Re: choir member resigns

I really don't have an opinion here other than resigning because of Trump is kinda extreme just so you can sleep in on Sunday mornings.
by Zadok
Thu Dec 29, 2016 11:18 am
Forum: The Coffee Shop
Topic: Zadok's Mission Report
Replies: 19
Views: 9269

Re: Zadok's Mission Report

We have moved on to dryer and warmer climes. Currently in San Diego county about equal distance between Escondido, Poway, and Ramona. (Which, to honor Joseph Smith, we have renamed "Ramon-EYE-ha"). In about a week we will join with a large group of other motorhome crazies, on the desert of Arizona, ...
by Zadok
Thu Dec 29, 2016 11:05 am
Forum: The Coffee Shop
Topic: Ethics
Replies: 5
Views: 3174

Re: Ethics

And all this time I thought that rotten-egg sulphur smell was something in the back of my fridge. I had no idea it was an export.
by Zadok
Thu Dec 29, 2016 11:00 am
Forum: The Coffee Shop
Topic: FARMS back at it again
Replies: 6
Views: 3345

Re: FARMS back at it again

Corsair wrote:Would a group of faithful apologists sitting amongst themselves also think this is funny?
Faithful apologists don't think, regardless whether they are sitting among themselves or alone. After all, the thinking has been done for them.
by Zadok
Wed Nov 30, 2016 5:47 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: "We don't practice Mormonism anymore."
Replies: 14
Views: 7473

Re: "We don't practice Mormonism anymore."

It's just like when I was trying to learn to play the piano. I would practice and practice and I never got any better, so I gave up and went outside.
by Zadok
Wed Nov 09, 2016 7:33 pm
Forum: The Coffee Shop
Topic: United States election discussion
Replies: 40
Views: 18644

Re: United States election discussion

Was there an election? Who won?
by Zadok
Tue Nov 08, 2016 2:44 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: tithing shake down (settlement)
Replies: 42
Views: 19804

Re: tithing shake down (settlement)

Hagoth wrote: ...feeling like I was doing a great thing and came out feeling like I had let God down in some way.
This pretty much sums up my entire life in the Church.
by Zadok
Mon Nov 07, 2016 2:24 pm
Forum: The Coffee Shop
Topic: Zadok's Mission Report
Replies: 19
Views: 9269

Re: Zadok's Mission Report

My dear Brethren and Sister-ren. Fast Sunday is when I would be remiss if I didn't stand on my feet and report my labors of the past month. Sister Zadok and I have been laboring in the Brookings, Oregon mission trying to spread the truth of Mormonism to all who will receive it. Indeed, even Sister Z...
by Zadok
Mon Nov 07, 2016 2:06 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Mission Statement?
Replies: 17
Views: 8386

Re: Mission Statement?

I served, (questionable), a mission in the North of England in 1967/69. From the time I got off the airplane at the Leeds-Bradford airport my "Mission Statement" has been. GET ME THE HELL OUT OF HERE. Is that the kind of mission statement we are looking for?
by Zadok
Mon Nov 07, 2016 1:55 pm
Forum: The Coffee Shop
Topic: Where is everybody
Replies: 23
Views: 12311

Re: Where is everybody

SeeNoEvil wrote: Cheap thrill? Now this sounds interesting! You definitely need to post pictures! :D
I believe posting those kind of pictures would get me on the perma-ban list again. After all, this isn't reddit.
by Zadok
Sun Nov 06, 2016 10:46 am
Forum: The Coffee Shop
Topic: Where is everybody
Replies: 23
Views: 12311

Re: Where is everybody

If you want a real cheap thrill in Quartzsite you need to go check out the used book store that is in town. Just be prepared to try not to scream or stare too long at the store owner. Lets just say he's got balls to wear what he does! I have heard about his wardrobe, at least his clothing budget is...
by Zadok
Thu Nov 03, 2016 2:46 pm
Forum: The Coffee Shop
Topic: BYU must limit swimming porn shoulders
Replies: 4
Views: 3442

Re: BYU must limit swimming porn shoulders

After tirelessly meeting with the Administration, I think we have come up with a compromise. As you know, the BYU administration is very concerned with the physical health and safety of it's students. They have agreed to leave the existing structure as it is, if the female swimming team will agree t...
by Zadok
Thu Nov 03, 2016 2:28 pm
Forum: The Coffee Shop
Topic: Potential Relay Station for Kolob
Replies: 8
Views: 5540

Re: Potential Relay Station for Kolob

More proof about the Fullness of the Moon : The full Moon of November 14th is not only the closest full Moon of 2016 but also the closest full Moon to date in the 21st century. The full Moon won't come this close to Earth again until November 25, 2034. The last time the full Moon was this close to ...
by Zadok
Thu Nov 03, 2016 2:17 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: 17 more days, counting down
Replies: 8
Views: 4496

Re: 17 more days, counting down

moksha wrote:Meilingkie, Perhaps the board could have a hanky wave for you on the 19th! :D Best wishes to you and Mrs. Meilingkie.
We could call it the Anna-Hose Shout...
by Zadok
Thu Nov 03, 2016 2:15 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Voting in a New Bishop
Replies: 15
Views: 7421

Re: Voting in a New Bishop

My point was that God doesn't tell the Episcopalians who to pick for their leaders, any more than HE does the Mormons. It's just that the Episcopalians are honest about it, and the Mormons aren't.