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by hmb
Tue Mar 28, 2017 9:29 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: General NOMfrence
Replies: 37
Views: 21572

Re: General NOMfrence

Most grating and annoying woman's voice in a syrupy talk.
by hmb
Tue Mar 28, 2017 7:01 am
Forum: Support
Topic: Voting Opposed
Replies: 64
Views: 41386

Re: Voting Opposed

I would be curious to know if anyone from the ward contacts you, because of their own disbelief. You know (beyond a shadow of a doubt-snark) there has to be some in all wards. Towing the line for appearance, or keeping the peace. For me, it's about not breaking the parent's hearts. I don't tow the l...
by hmb
Tue Mar 28, 2017 6:35 am
Forum: Support
Topic: No More Oil Vial
Replies: 14
Views: 10522

Re: No More Oil Vial

You could always fill it with a little "something" to help get through church.
by hmb
Mon Mar 27, 2017 7:02 am
Forum: Support
Topic: General NOMfrence
Replies: 37
Views: 21572

Re: General NOMfrence

MoPag wrote:
Sat Mar 25, 2017 8:43 pm

For example, what if we gave awards to the conference speakers:

Fixed this a little.
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by hmb
Fri Mar 24, 2017 2:08 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Am I On The Nursery Of Visiting Teaching Routes? [Update]
Replies: 12
Views: 7392

Re: Am I On The Nursery Of Visiting Teaching Routes? [Update]

No. People are chosen for callings by inspiration. There is no "route." It's all revelation. Didn't you all know that?
by hmb
Sat Mar 18, 2017 7:17 am
Forum: Support
Topic: I am now offically terrified
Replies: 37
Views: 20238

Re: I am now offically terrified

I am listening now. In Starbucks. Very brave.
by hmb
Tue Mar 14, 2017 12:31 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Interesting New Leak: Power Point Presented To The 12 On Why People Leave
Replies: 90
Views: 66933

Re: Interesting New Leak: Power Point Presented To The 12 On Why People Leave

From the above link (https://mormonleaks.io/wiki/documents/7/7c/Mormon_Leaks_DMCA_Response-2017-03-13.pdf) "You tried to blow out a single candle, but in the process, you knocked it over into a field of dried leaves." This little gospel light of mine, I'm going to let it shine... This little gospel ...
by hmb
Tue Mar 14, 2017 6:10 am
Forum: Support
Topic: RODEO!!!
Replies: 10
Views: 6790

Re: RODEO!!!

Korihor wrote:
Sat Mar 11, 2017 11:06 am
Alright - a little more story while I'm on the John.
Any corn in it? :P

I get polite avoidance. I don't think avoidance is polite, but it's better than the notes, cookies, and showing up unannounced.
by hmb
Sat Mar 11, 2017 8:20 am
Forum: Support
Topic: The Ward Pariah
Replies: 10
Views: 5745

Re: The Ward Pariah

Ward Pariah! Hey that's me.
FINALLY, I have a reputation.

But I am female; I'm only a second class pariah. Never catch a break. :roll:
by hmb
Fri Mar 10, 2017 3:44 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: An interesting training
Replies: 15
Views: 6887

Re: An interesting training

This brings back some of the sadness I felt when first battling with dissent. Though I am happier now and feel free to live life, it is still hard to take. Weird because beyond some anger and sadness, walking away was pretty easy. Maybe it's just a soft spot for those who are so entrenched. Sometime...
by hmb
Tue Mar 07, 2017 8:35 am
Forum: Support
Topic: Wardrobe improvements.
Replies: 5
Views: 3643

Re: Wardrobe improvements.

I've been FREE of the atrocities for over 5 years. I remember how wonderful it was to shed them. It took me about six months to toss them in the trash. I don't know why it took so long. I did not cut out the markings; I was so naughty. Funny that throwing away undies was how I would feel naughty. Ha...
by hmb
Wed Feb 15, 2017 9:38 am
Forum: Support
Topic: Top three most troubling doctrines/issues
Replies: 39
Views: 22000

Re: Top three most troubling doctrines/issues

You all are a bunch of whiners and liars. Everyone knows that you are just looking for ways to be offended so you can sin. Sinning is fun and addicting. All you guys out there just want functioning factories to operate in whatever way pleases you. You need an excuse to hang on to that extra 10%, and...
by hmb
Fri Jan 20, 2017 7:02 am
Forum: Support
Topic: Dan Brown's "The Lost Symbol"
Replies: 11
Views: 5362

Re: Dan Brown's "The Lost Symbol"

Uh-oh. New Name Noah is screwed ;).
by hmb
Thu Jan 19, 2017 7:53 am
Forum: Support
Topic: Ménage à Ghost
Replies: 12
Views: 6206

Re: Ménage à Ghost

Don't you all already pray that the spirit be with you before you engage in martial relations? No? Bunch of apostates all of you! :roll: I'm not an apostate - we always start off by say our prayer "For what we are about to receive, let us be truly thankful!" ;) Better to give than to receive?
by hmb
Fri Jan 13, 2017 7:12 am
Forum: Support
Topic: Leaks are bad for democracy
Replies: 10
Views: 5450

Re: Leaks are bad for democracy

"Fun fact, they already tried to buy an island. Walter Murray Gibson was sent on a mission to the Hawaiian Islands by Brigham Young and was supposed to buy the island of Lanai as a gathering place for the Saints. Instead he took over and made himself “Chief President of the Islands of the Sea, and o...
by hmb
Sun Jan 08, 2017 7:15 am
Forum: Support
Topic: I feel a revelation coming on
Replies: 13
Views: 5955

Re: I feel a revelation coming on

I almost lost my coffee out my nose when I read this. Sitting here at Starbucks on a Sunday morning, by myself, laughing hysterically. Welcome Welcome Sabbath Morning.
by hmb
Fri Jan 06, 2017 11:26 am
Forum: Support
Topic: marital innuendo humor
Replies: 20
Views: 9030

Re: marital innuendo humor

One problem is, while there are those who do not like naughty talk, women are not supposed to like it; men are. I talk much naughtier than my husband. I alway make sex or poo jokes. Maybe it's the middle school teacher in me, but it makes me laugh and so far has not made me a trampy, porn crazy, poo...
by hmb
Thu Jan 05, 2017 6:21 am
Forum: Support
Topic: Do you want a blessing?
Replies: 16
Views: 6309

Re: Do you want a blessing?

I always avoided the blessing thing. People in the church lived and died the same as anyone else. It's God's will for the outcome, so why bother? I suppose the placebo is good for some people. I always thought it was a worthless practice (even as a TBM). Obedience and faith. :roll: :roll:
by hmb
Wed Jan 04, 2017 4:30 am
Forum: Introductions
Topic: We're Back!!
Replies: 6
Views: 3647

Re: We're Back!!

Okay, RR. You asked for it. My avatar is showing me veiling my face for the true order of shooting. (I'm a really bad shot, so no targets are in danger.)
by hmb
Tue Jan 03, 2017 10:48 am
Forum: Introductions
Topic: We're Back!!
Replies: 6
Views: 3647

Re: We're Back!!

Thank you. I already feel less guilty for my period of inactivity. :twisted: