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by moksha
Sun May 05, 2024 5:56 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: How to respond to believing spouse?
Replies: 28
Views: 1077

Re: How to respond to believing spouse?

Tell your believing spouse to have a happy Cinco de Mayo.
by moksha
Fri May 03, 2024 2:03 pm
Forum: The Coffee Shop
Topic: Keeping up with Trump
Replies: 999
Views: 3188430

Re: Keeping up with Trump

Trump complained that he is stuck in a courtroom, for hush money payments to a porn star, and is thus missing his wife's birthday. Family values, man.
by moksha
Fri May 03, 2024 3:03 am
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Evolution of God.
Replies: 4
Views: 555

Re: Evolution of God.

Ents could help guard the forests from Celestial Mormons.

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by moksha
Fri May 03, 2024 2:43 am
Forum: Support
Topic: We’re back! Thanks Captain Salty!
Replies: 23
Views: 1987

Re: We’re back! Thanks Captain Salty!

Red Ryder wrote:
Thu May 02, 2024 6:50 pm
I think it’s bots.
A month ago Bill Reel and RFM mentioned the Strengthening the Membership Committee was hiring agents to scour the internet. What better place to observe than NOM.
by moksha
Thu May 02, 2024 11:18 am
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Temples, temples everywhere...
Replies: 8
Views: 1236

Re: Temples, temples everywhere...

Dear City Planning Commission, Temple Steeples of 1000 ft. height can serve as aviation beacons and broadcast towers helping guide the Star Cruisers from Kolob. Thus it is an important part of the Mormon faith. Plus, it lets the peasantry know to bow down. Thank you for your consideration in this ma...
by moksha
Thu May 02, 2024 9:52 am
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Work for Neanderthal Dead
Replies: 7
Views: 489

Re: Work for Neanderthal Dead

I've pondered that question. One thing is for certain: Fair play for Neanderthals, Denisovians, Pre-Adamite Modern Humans (or just plain Modern Humans born before historical records), and other groups. However, is there a cut-off in the human evolutionary timeline? Would this work go back to our mit...
by moksha
Tue Apr 30, 2024 9:51 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Psychics & Ballards
Replies: 7
Views: 379

Re: Psychics & Ballards

Mormons just believe, so what's wrong with having a personal psychic?
by moksha
Tue Apr 30, 2024 1:10 pm
Forum: The Coffee Shop
Topic: Keeping up with Trump
Replies: 999
Views: 3188430

Re: Keeping up with Trump

Judge Merchan has ruled that Trump violated his gag order 9 times and imposed a fine during his porn star hush money trial. He could go to jail for his next offenses and we know Trump will not be silent.

https://apnews.com/live/trump-trial-hush-money-day-9
by moksha
Tue Apr 30, 2024 1:17 am
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Evolution of God.
Replies: 4
Views: 555

Re: Evolution of God.

How can a TBM explain the explosion of religious beliefs that evolved from that single thread of the gospel taught by Adam and Noah? Perhaps they could use the Mormon idea of humans descending from Pre-Adamites and Adamites. The Pre-Adamites had over two hundred thousand years of development before...
by moksha
Tue Apr 30, 2024 1:09 am
Forum: Support
Topic: We’re back! Thanks Captain Salty!
Replies: 23
Views: 1987

Re: We’re back! Thanks Captain Salty!

Has any of this been due to Defense of the Faith internet attacks?
by moksha
Sun Apr 28, 2024 8:50 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Today was a hard day !
Replies: 20
Views: 1090

Re: Today was a hard day !

Or pretend you are a psychologist and diagnose their pathologies. Like a tour of the State Hospital. Prepare yourself for odd ways of thinking and seek to shove your acceptance and compassion into overdrive. Just know that in less than two hours you will be out in the real world and your granddaugh...
by moksha
Thu Apr 18, 2024 7:51 pm
Forum: The Coffee Shop
Topic: Keeping up with Trump
Replies: 999
Views: 3188430

Re: Keeping up with Trump

The Trump-Fox News-MAGA coalition has sprung into action to begin juror intimidation in Trump's latest criminal trial. It has already resulted in one juror leaving. In the interim, it would be well for New York to issue a gag order on Jesse Watters from Fox. Wish this coalition was not such a lawles...
by moksha
Thu Apr 18, 2024 2:16 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: A New Theistic Argument
Replies: 15
Views: 4305

Re: A New Theistic Argument

I always thought that Jesus meant loving your neighbor was a way to show love to God. Do it unto the least of these. Yes, but... That doesn't show the highest obedience to The Brethren and make their hatreds your own. "Do what we say and hate who we hate; therefore, you are loving the God of Latter...
by moksha
Thu Apr 18, 2024 2:06 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: The Mormon church is looking to crack down on... garments?!
Replies: 40
Views: 6321

Re: The Mormon church is looking to crack down on... garments?!

Hagoth wrote:
Wed Apr 03, 2024 6:28 pm
How much do you want to bet that if the church removed coffee from the WoW, Mormons would instantly become massive consumers of coffee and act like they are fulfilling prophecy by doing so?
MAKE COFFEE NOT HATEFUL DOCTRINE!
by moksha
Tue Apr 16, 2024 9:55 pm
Forum: The Coffee Shop
Topic: Keeping up with Trump
Replies: 999
Views: 3188430

Re: Keeping up with Trump

Trump's hush money trial is ongoing, while the trial regarding his attempted coup to thwart the United States Constitution and become an unelected dictator is stalled while the Supreme Court considers the issue.
by moksha
Mon Apr 15, 2024 2:50 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Temples, temples everywhere...
Replies: 8
Views: 1236

Re: Temples, temples everywhere...

Knowing the Russian and Chinese temples will not happen, the planning committee might as well strike them. The Singapore and Ulaanbaatar (Mongolia) Temples are still being planned.
by moksha
Mon Apr 15, 2024 2:18 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Conspiracy Road Trip: Creationism
Replies: 9
Views: 1188

Re: Conspiracy Road Trip: Creationism

Humans can be good about denying human learning. I know of this one faith tradition headed by a heart surgeon. Despite this man's extensive medical training he still denies evolution or at least for his faith's members who were descended from Adam and Eve in Missouri rather than that heathen Pre-Ada...
by moksha
Sat Apr 13, 2024 8:38 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: A New Theistic Argument
Replies: 15
Views: 4305

Re: A New Theistic Argument

Thinking back to the advisory Council of Gods:

Jesus
Satan
Buddha
Krishna
Manitou
Joseph Smith
Jorge Mario Bergoglio (Pope Francis)
Dieter F. Uchtdorf

They all returned and reported to God. Manitou foresaw a disturbance in the force concerning Joseph Smith and Donald Trump.
by moksha
Fri Apr 12, 2024 10:04 pm
Forum: The Coffee Shop
Topic: Creative Mormon Mythology
Replies: 164
Views: 150417

Re: Creative Mormon Mythology

Good news for preppers on Earth 1: The Yellowstone caldera is not due to erupt for another 90,000 years. That will give us time to build many new LDS temples. Oh yeah, the good news... while it will wipe out life in North America, that does not mean the extinction of the human race. Let's hope they ...
by moksha
Fri Apr 12, 2024 10:03 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Events on Earth 2
Replies: 5
Views: 625

Re: Events on Earth 2

Good news for preppers on Earth 1: The Yellowstone caldera is not due to erupt for another 90,000 years. That will give us time to build many new LDS temples. Oh yeah, the good news... while it will wipe out life in North America, that does not mean the extinction of the human race. Let's hope they ...