Putting a temple on a penguins and seals-only island might seem silly, but if you add an easy-to-push-open door and a fish dispenser, they will come.
These temple goers will intuitively know what to do with the baptismal font.
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- Tue Apr 08, 2025 4:19 am
- Forum: Support
- Topic: NOMference Spring 2025 Sunday afternoon!!!!
- Replies: 56
- Views: 50481
- Tue Apr 08, 2025 4:10 am
- Forum: Support
- Topic: Happy Birthday Jesus!
- Replies: 3
- Views: 5749
Re: Happy Birthday Jesus!
Did they mention the April 6th birthday thing in conference? :o RFM reported that Elder Bednar made an oblique reference to it. The claim that God told Joseph to hold the founding day of the Church on this day because it was Jesus's Birthday is an embarrassment to the Church among Christian ...
- Tue Apr 08, 2025 4:01 am
- Forum: Support
- Topic: Martinsburg WV Sex Abuse Settlement Details Leaked
- Replies: 11
- Views: 39452
Re: Martinsburg WV Sex Abuse Settlement Details Leaked
Think about how much the Church would have paid if Kirton McConkie and whoever they reported to at Church HQ had been brought to justice.
- Mon Apr 07, 2025 4:54 am
- Forum: The Coffee Shop
- Topic: Keeping up with Trump
- Replies: 1147
- Views: 6515265
Re: Keeping up with Trump
JPMorgan CEO Jamie Dimon has issued a blunt warning about President Donald Trump’s tariff policy: It threatens to raise prices, drive the global economy into a downturn, and weaken America’s standing in the world. https://www.cnn.com/politics/live-news/trump-tariffs-netanyahu-news-04-07-25/index.htm ...
- Sun Apr 06, 2025 5:49 am
- Forum: The Coffee Shop
- Topic: Creative Mormon Mythology
- Replies: 186
- Views: 293837
Re: Creative Mormon Mythology
The old children's TV series VeggieTales was surprised when the Mormon TV channel KBYU complained vigorously about the miscegenation between Bob the Tomato and Madame Blueberry, arguing that one of their past prophets had decreed that the mixing of seeds between a tomato and a blueberry should ...
- Wed Apr 02, 2025 8:34 pm
- Forum: Support
- Topic: Mormons to ban LQBTQ+ Flag
- Replies: 3
- Views: 8625
Mormons to ban LQBTQ+ Flag
The LQBTQ+ flag will be banned from all government buildings, schools, and LDS Church properties. By The Associated Press SALT LAKE CITY — Utah became the first state to prohibit flying LGBTQ+ pride flags at schools and all government buildings after the Republican governor announced he was allowing ...
- Wed Apr 02, 2025 8:22 pm
- Forum: The Coffee Shop
- Topic: Keeping up with Trump
- Replies: 1147
- Views: 6515265
Re: Keeping up with Trump
Trump will soon be terminating Musk due to leaving DOGE shite on the White House lawn.
- Wed Apr 02, 2025 8:00 pm
- Forum: Support
- Topic: What is the difference between Bible and Aesop’s Fables?
- Replies: 3
- Views: 11484
Re: What is the difference between Bible and Aesop’s Fables?
Hagoth makes a good point. The easiest distinction is that both books contain different stories. Mormons might point with pride and say our stories may not be quite as well written, but they are more anthropomorphic.
- Tue Apr 01, 2025 5:41 pm
- Forum: The Coffee Shop
- Topic: National Enquirer or Trump Press Conference?
- Replies: 4
- Views: 12565
Re: National Enquirer or Trump Press Conference?
Do you think there will be any mention of Trump at the General Conference?
- Sat Mar 29, 2025 4:51 pm
- Forum: Support
- Topic: What words of comfort and wisdom will we receive...
- Replies: 14
- Views: 59662
Re: What words of comfort and wisdom will we receive...
Here's a stunner. Grandkids invite themselves to our house to watch General Conference. I love my grandkids so much I'll probably watch-- but can I keep my mouth shut? :cry: Maybe you could listen to the concurrent comments by RFM or Nemo with some AirPods. Just tell the Grandkids that they are ...
- Sat Mar 29, 2025 3:04 am
- Forum: The Coffee Shop
- Topic: Keeping up with Trump
- Replies: 1147
- Views: 6515265
- Fri Mar 28, 2025 7:55 am
- Forum: The Coffee Shop
- Topic: Keeping up with Trump
- Replies: 1147
- Views: 6515265
Re: Keeping up with Trump
Trump is seeking compensation for the January 6th Insurrectionists who went to jail since they fought valiantly for him.
- Mon Mar 24, 2025 2:44 am
- Forum: Support
- Topic: What words of comfort and wisdom will we receive...
- Replies: 14
- Views: 59662
Re: What words of comfort and wisdom will we receive...
Physiological effects of religion: Hindu Yogis and Mormon Elders can slow their breathing and make their brains stop.
- Fri Mar 21, 2025 2:47 pm
- Forum: Support
- Topic: Utah Home-schooling for America
- Replies: 1
- Views: 4271
Utah Home-schooling for America
As Trump dismantles the Department of Education today, should Mormons offer to share their home-schooling methods with the rest of the country?
- Mon Mar 17, 2025 4:25 pm
- Forum: Support
- Topic: What words of comfort and wisdom will we receive...
- Replies: 14
- Views: 59662
Re: What words of comfort and wisdom will we receive...
Receive thee thy blessing of Happy St. Patrick's Day!!!
"Enish-go-on-Dosh to thee!"
"Enish-go-on-Dosh to thee!"
- Sun Mar 16, 2025 8:37 am
- Forum: The Coffee Shop
- Topic: Keeping up with Trump
- Replies: 1147
- Views: 6515265
- Sun Mar 16, 2025 7:29 am
- Forum: The Coffee Shop
- Topic: Creative Mormon Mythology
- Replies: 186
- Views: 293837
- Fri Mar 14, 2025 12:03 am
- Forum: Support
- Topic: Did you ever fantasize that you were an alien?
- Replies: 6
- Views: 37882
Re: Did you ever fantasize that you were an alien?
Welcome back from your Earth assignment, Commander Moksha!
Are you ready for your holosuite debriefing? Let's get you out of that strange underwear.

Are you ready for your holosuite debriefing? Let's get you out of that strange underwear.

- Mon Mar 10, 2025 7:44 pm
- Forum: Support
- Topic: What words of comfort and wisdom will we receive...
- Replies: 14
- Views: 59662
Re: What words of comfort and wisdom will we receive...
I heard someone mention a few weeks back that President Nelson's condition has been deteriorating and that Dallin Oaks will be presiding at the General Conference.
- Fri Mar 07, 2025 7:01 am
- Forum: The Coffee Shop
- Topic: Keeping up with Trump
- Replies: 1147
- Views: 6515265
Re: Keeping up with Trump
Upon the birth of Co-President Elon Musk's 14th child and considering the number of his baby mamas, the LDS Church has declared him an honorary member of the priesthood player's club.