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by moksha
Tue Apr 08, 2025 4:19 am
Forum: Support
Topic: NOMference Spring 2025 Sunday afternoon!!!!
Replies: 56
Views: 50481

Re: NOMference Spring 2025 Sunday afternoon!!!!

Putting a temple on a penguins and seals-only island might seem silly, but if you add an easy-to-push-open door and a fish dispenser, they will come.

These temple goers will intuitively know what to do with the baptismal font.
by moksha
Tue Apr 08, 2025 4:10 am
Forum: Support
Topic: Happy Birthday Jesus!
Replies: 3
Views: 5749

Re: Happy Birthday Jesus!

Did they mention the April 6th birthday thing in conference? :o RFM reported that Elder Bednar made an oblique reference to it. The claim that God told Joseph to hold the founding day of the Church on this day because it was Jesus's Birthday is an embarrassment to the Church among Christian ...
by moksha
Tue Apr 08, 2025 4:01 am
Forum: Support
Topic: Martinsburg WV Sex Abuse Settlement Details Leaked
Replies: 11
Views: 39452

Re: Martinsburg WV Sex Abuse Settlement Details Leaked

Think about how much the Church would have paid if Kirton McConkie and whoever they reported to at Church HQ had been brought to justice.
by moksha
Mon Apr 07, 2025 4:54 am
Forum: The Coffee Shop
Topic: Keeping up with Trump
Replies: 1147
Views: 6515265

Re: Keeping up with Trump

JPMorgan CEO Jamie Dimon has issued a blunt warning about President Donald Trump’s tariff policy: It threatens to raise prices, drive the global economy into a downturn, and weaken America’s standing in the world. https://www.cnn.com/politics/live-news/trump-tariffs-netanyahu-news-04-07-25/index.htm ...
by moksha
Sun Apr 06, 2025 5:49 am
Forum: The Coffee Shop
Topic: Creative Mormon Mythology
Replies: 186
Views: 293837

Re: Creative Mormon Mythology

The old children's TV series VeggieTales was surprised when the Mormon TV channel KBYU complained vigorously about the miscegenation between Bob the Tomato and Madame Blueberry, arguing that one of their past prophets had decreed that the mixing of seeds between a tomato and a blueberry should ...
by moksha
Wed Apr 02, 2025 8:34 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Mormons to ban LQBTQ+ Flag
Replies: 3
Views: 8625

Mormons to ban LQBTQ+ Flag

The LQBTQ+ flag will be banned from all government buildings, schools, and LDS Church properties. By The Associated Press SALT LAKE CITY — Utah became the first state to prohibit flying LGBTQ+ pride flags at schools and all government buildings after the Republican governor announced he was allowing ...
by moksha
Wed Apr 02, 2025 8:22 pm
Forum: The Coffee Shop
Topic: Keeping up with Trump
Replies: 1147
Views: 6515265

Re: Keeping up with Trump

Trump will soon be terminating Musk due to leaving DOGE shite on the White House lawn.
by moksha
Wed Apr 02, 2025 8:00 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: What is the difference between Bible and Aesop’s Fables?
Replies: 3
Views: 11484

Re: What is the difference between Bible and Aesop’s Fables?

Hagoth makes a good point. The easiest distinction is that both books contain different stories. Mormons might point with pride and say our stories may not be quite as well written, but they are more anthropomorphic.
by moksha
Tue Apr 01, 2025 5:41 pm
Forum: The Coffee Shop
Topic: National Enquirer or Trump Press Conference?
Replies: 4
Views: 12565

Re: National Enquirer or Trump Press Conference?

Do you think there will be any mention of Trump at the General Conference?
by moksha
Sat Mar 29, 2025 4:51 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: What words of comfort and wisdom will we receive...
Replies: 14
Views: 59662

Re: What words of comfort and wisdom will we receive...

Here's a stunner. Grandkids invite themselves to our house to watch General Conference. I love my grandkids so much I'll probably watch-- but can I keep my mouth shut? :cry: Maybe you could listen to the concurrent comments by RFM or Nemo with some AirPods. Just tell the Grandkids that they are ...
by moksha
Sat Mar 29, 2025 3:04 am
Forum: The Coffee Shop
Topic: Keeping up with Trump
Replies: 1147
Views: 6515265

Re: Keeping up with Trump

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by moksha
Fri Mar 28, 2025 7:55 am
Forum: The Coffee Shop
Topic: Keeping up with Trump
Replies: 1147
Views: 6515265

Re: Keeping up with Trump

Trump is seeking compensation for the January 6th Insurrectionists who went to jail since they fought valiantly for him.
by moksha
Mon Mar 24, 2025 2:44 am
Forum: Support
Topic: What words of comfort and wisdom will we receive...
Replies: 14
Views: 59662

Re: What words of comfort and wisdom will we receive...

Physiological effects of religion: Hindu Yogis and Mormon Elders can slow their breathing and make their brains stop.
by moksha
Fri Mar 21, 2025 2:47 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Utah Home-schooling for America
Replies: 1
Views: 4271

Utah Home-schooling for America

As Trump dismantles the Department of Education today, should Mormons offer to share their home-schooling methods with the rest of the country?
by moksha
Mon Mar 17, 2025 4:25 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: What words of comfort and wisdom will we receive...
Replies: 14
Views: 59662

Re: What words of comfort and wisdom will we receive...

Receive thee thy blessing of Happy St. Patrick's Day!!!

"Enish-go-on-Dosh to thee!"
by moksha
Sun Mar 16, 2025 8:37 am
Forum: The Coffee Shop
Topic: Keeping up with Trump
Replies: 1147
Views: 6515265

Re: Keeping up with Trump

Trump calls for imprisoning his opponents.

https://www.politico.com/news/2025/03/1 ... s-00231438
by moksha
Sun Mar 16, 2025 7:29 am
Forum: The Coffee Shop
Topic: Creative Mormon Mythology
Replies: 186
Views: 293837

Re: Creative Mormon Mythology

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by moksha
Fri Mar 14, 2025 12:03 am
Forum: Support
Topic: Did you ever fantasize that you were an alien?
Replies: 6
Views: 37882

Re: Did you ever fantasize that you were an alien?

Welcome back from your Earth assignment, Commander Moksha!
Are you ready for your holosuite debriefing? Let's get you out of that strange underwear.
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by moksha
Mon Mar 10, 2025 7:44 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: What words of comfort and wisdom will we receive...
Replies: 14
Views: 59662

Re: What words of comfort and wisdom will we receive...

I heard someone mention a few weeks back that President Nelson's condition has been deteriorating and that Dallin Oaks will be presiding at the General Conference.
by moksha
Fri Mar 07, 2025 7:01 am
Forum: The Coffee Shop
Topic: Keeping up with Trump
Replies: 1147
Views: 6515265

Re: Keeping up with Trump

Upon the birth of Co-President Elon Musk's 14th child and considering the number of his baby mamas, the LDS Church has declared him an honorary member of the priesthood player's club.