http://www.ldsendowment.org/
Has a transcript of one of the early 2a's.
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- Wed May 27, 2020 6:37 am
- Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
- Topic: Hans and Brigitta Mattson, 2nd and 3rd Witnesses for the 2nd Anointing
- Replies: 61
- Views: 35251
- Sat May 09, 2020 5:38 am
- Forum: Support
- Topic: Mormon things that just pop into your head
- Replies: 10
- Views: 6403
Re: Mormon things that just pop into your head
Bad church film lines have been coming to me lately:
"Mahanna you ugly!"
"Stonecutter" "Same as the next man?" "Much better Sir!"
"Papanwa!"
"You must do what truth requires!"
"Mahanna you ugly!"
"Stonecutter" "Same as the next man?" "Much better Sir!"
"Papanwa!"
"You must do what truth requires!"
- Sat May 09, 2020 5:18 am
- Forum: Support
- Topic: A one-liner that captures your disaffection
- Replies: 100
- Views: 51039
Re: A one-liner that captures your disaffection
From that cheesy church film "the testaments" when spray tanned papanwa tells his artist son during Jacob's polynesian thug's trial for the murder of the prophet:
"You must do what truth requires!"
"You must do what truth requires!"
- Thu May 07, 2020 6:35 pm
- Forum: Support
- Topic: A one-liner that captures your disaffection
- Replies: 100
- Views: 51039
Re: A one-liner that captures your disaffection
I'm addicted to truth.
- Fri May 01, 2020 7:28 pm
- Forum: Support
- Topic: Anti-Tithing Anecdote
- Replies: 11
- Views: 7101
Re: Anti-Tithing Anecdote
Everyone must find a solution that fits their situation but one thing that must happen is less money going to a $124B real estate corporation and more going into your own bank account or mutual fund. I had to compromise with my wife who has no income and so I allow her to pay a little from my income...
- Tue Apr 28, 2020 9:58 pm
- Forum: Support
- Topic: Top 100 list of silly Mormon ideas?
- Replies: 30
- Views: 14456
Re: Top 100 list of silly Mormon ideas?
23. Dead Grandma and Grandpa can see you pleasuring yourself from the spirit world, how embarassing!
- Tue Apr 28, 2020 9:32 pm
- Forum: Support
- Topic: What are you doing to protect your family against the virus?
- Replies: 659
- Views: 479484
Re: What are you doing to protect your family against the virus?
Gov Herbert just said no church until fall. He also said we have mountains to replace church buildings. I can dig that herbie!
- Tue Apr 28, 2020 7:14 pm
- Forum: Support
- Topic: Top 100 list of silly Mormon ideas?
- Replies: 30
- Views: 14456
Re: Top 100 list of silly Mormon ideas?
20. A pile of bones found in a mound in Southern Illinois was really a book of mormon guy named Zelph the white Lamanite, military general. But the BOM took place in South America. [emoji2369] 21. A guy named Ammon was a missionary in ancient america and was attacked for gathering the kings sheep an...
- Tue Apr 28, 2020 11:03 am
- Forum: Support
- Topic: Top 100 list of silly Mormon ideas?
- Replies: 30
- Views: 14456
Re: Top 100 list of silly Mormon ideas?
8. The resurrected 3 Nephites and a hairy guy named Cain still walk the earth and do things that become faith promoting legends. 9. The water is cursed by satan and should not be swam in or boated on while doing the Lord's errand. (See other side of heaven) 9b. (Old school) You probably should keep ...
- Tue Apr 28, 2020 10:09 am
- Forum: Support
- Topic: What are you doing to protect your family against the virus?
- Replies: 659
- Views: 479484
Re: What are you doing to protect your family against the virus?
Word of wisdom, conference apostolic blessings, and fasts duh!!!!Red Ryder wrote:Why is the death rate so low in Utah?
- Tue Apr 28, 2020 8:28 am
- Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
- Topic: How do we bridge the epistemological divide of “I know”?
- Replies: 48
- Views: 28123
Re: How do we bridge the epistemological divide of “I know”?
I like using the other mormon sects as an example of our epistemological formula leading to different conclusions. For example, the FLDS etc use the same basic formula in proving their prophet to be the true one. They read the same book of mormon, and feel the same spiritual feelings and that leads ...
- Mon Apr 27, 2020 8:54 am
- Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
- Topic: How do we bridge the epistemological divide of “I know”?
- Replies: 48
- Views: 28123
Re: How do we bridge the epistemological divide of “I know”?
A discussion of Paul H Dunn regarding epistemology. If the spirit is reliable why did so many get the feels from his BS stories? (The TBM reasoning will be that the principles were true even if the stories were false).
- Sat Apr 25, 2020 6:52 pm
- Forum: The Coffee Shop
- Topic: Brewsterites and the Oatman Massacre
- Replies: 4
- Views: 4594
Re: Brewsterites and the Oatman Massacre
Yep if you happen to watch Hell on Wheels on Netflix, Olive Oatman is the influence for one of the main characters with her famous indian tattooed face. Scene where Brigham tries to get Eva (Olive Oatman) back into the fold (note some of the historical inaccuracy and liberties taken with the Oatman ...
- Fri Apr 24, 2020 7:12 am
- Forum: Support
- Topic: What are you doing to protect your family against the virus?
- Replies: 659
- Views: 479484
Re: What are you doing to protect your family against the virus?
I guess enough of us humans have been able to #StayHome to stop the exponential spread, or there's something else afoot slowing things down. Either way, I think it's a good outcome. The US is a country of rugged individualists. Perhaps that is why we top the number of cases by such a wide margin. W...
- Mon Apr 20, 2020 9:53 pm
- Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
- Topic: Church from home
- Replies: 12
- Views: 8134
Re: Church from home
I will say that John Hamer's Toronto CoC branch has had great success with their broadcasts on facebook live but the viewership is much smaller in scale. We may be relatively small in scale, but we do have very interesting content — which I haven't always found to be true in a Stake Conference. We'...
- Wed Apr 15, 2020 9:27 am
- Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
- Topic: Beehive clothing making masks
- Replies: 7
- Views: 4539
Beehive clothing making masks
Looks like they will be distracted from making garments while they ramp up production of medical masks and gowns. That seems like a much more practical use of production capacity. https://www.ksl.com/article/46741651/latter-day-saints-announce-humanitarian-efforts-in-57-countries-to-battle-coronavirus
- Tue Apr 14, 2020 9:09 am
- Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
- Topic: Articles of Faith
- Replies: 6
- Views: 3862
Re: Articles of Faith
Yes there are several versions and iterations. The first principles and ordinances article of faith originated with Campbellite minister Walter Scott's "plan of salvation" and found its way to Smith's wentworth letter via fellow reformed baptist Parley P Pratt aka "The apostle Paul of Mormonism" who...
- Sun Apr 12, 2020 7:10 am
- Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
- Topic: If I could ask them one question . . . Come Follow Me, Lesson 15
- Replies: 7
- Views: 3662
Re: If I could ask them one question . . . Come Follow Me, Lesson 15
Am I confusing Lehite records with the Martin Harris Lost pages book of Lehi? Are they the same or different?
- Sat Apr 11, 2020 3:13 pm
- Forum: Support
- Topic: If you fast without posting about it on facebook, are you even fasting?
- Replies: 9
- Views: 5327
Re: If you fast without posting about it on facebook, are you even fasting?
So much for praying in closets in secret and not doing alms before men. Reminds me of a childhood friend who I invited on a hike and it turned out he was fasting but still went anyway without telling me until I offered him water. That's true suffering for the cause.
- Thu Apr 09, 2020 7:16 pm
- Forum: Support
- Topic: How are you holding up?
- Replies: 20
- Views: 10975
Re: How are you holding up?
My young kids are amazingly resilient with the whole thing. They are even getting better at entertaining each other in their off time. The school seems to be doing an ok job having let them check out ipads for their at home schooling. Nobody has been zoom bombed yet. As for me, my lifestyle barely c...