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Yeh well.....Lindsay said there is controversy about it because that testimony from Emma came through William McClelland who was branded an apostate. So, they discredit it. The same McLellin whose papers and journal have been long coveted by the Church. They were actually acquired by the Church in ...

Here is a rumor hot off the press:

WASHINGTON - The Road Runner and Wile E. Coyote have teamed up and painted a picture of the Donald Trump Memorial Highway on a big rock. Being a fake road, Trump is bound to take it.

Rob4Hope wrote: ↑

Sat Mar 03, 2018 8:50 am

The episode on Fanny was interesting. There is a debate about whether she was a wife or not (if I remember what Lindsay said correctly).

So when Emma caught Joseph and Fanny in the haystack going at it, they may or may not have just performed a pantomime routine of a marriage ceremony?

Marvel Studios' Avengers: Infinity War will be released one week early on April 7th.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_cont ... ZfuNTqbHE8

M_bennett, think of us as a friendly group in search of the required therapy to make it through life. Pull up a couch and we can hook you up to the NOM analysis mainframe.

We are all in this together, so welcome!

This would make for a fun Ensign magazine cover. Give the children a chance to ponderize.

Some of Satan's licorice plants threatening a daughter of Cain during the Heaven War

Wasn't there a famous historical quote about being built "lie upon lie" or something like that?

You're more likely to die in a car accident driving to sit in the pews than you are likely to be shot by one of the "crazies" while you sit on the pew. Excellent point. Just remember some of those pew sitters are concealed carry permitters, so just don't sit in one of the pews they have reserved. "...

A nice paisley tie to symbolize the Grand Key would be more stylish and conservative.

Mormons need not shy away from evolution, says BYU biologist Mormons believe in “eternal progression,” for example, and that the universe was organized from pre-existing matter, Steven L. Peck told a packed audience Thursday on the Utah Valley University campus. Those are ideas embraced by evolutio...

Warning: The Word of Wisdom may be hazardous to your health: A shortened earthly lifespan seems like a reasonable trade-off for becoming a TK-smoothie, does it not Brother Hagoth? I mean sure we could have been enjoyed the aroma of fresh ground coffee in the present, but wouldn't we miss out on the...

If the Good Samaritan is on his way to pay his Mormon tithing and sees an injured man on the side of the road, should he spend that tithing on giving the injured man medical care, or pay his tithing? It would be fun to hear a debate on this question. I can envision the two champion debaters. Jesus ...

We were admonished to "just love sparingly". That message from a current church talk has to be one of the saddest portents of all. Faith, hope, and charity/love was the bulwark of Christianity, with charity/love being above all else. We deserve better than a bizarro world version of this bulwark. M...

We were admonished to "just love sparingly".

... the cupcake did not seek being licked, the cake did not smash itself, ... What always seemed unfair was how inaccurate these analogies were in portraying an actual physical condition. Despite being licked, all the frosting remained on the cupcake. No matter how hard it was smashed, the shape of...

Rob4Hope wrote: ↑

Sat Feb 24, 2018 12:20 pm

... and one that actually does get used call the "contrapositive" or proof by contraposition.

Sort of like, "If hairless then Oaks" ... "If hairy then not Oaks".

1. Both the Melchezideck and Levitical Priesthoods will fail to manifest themselves in the presence of the double X chromosome. 2. In 2012 God voted for Mitt Romney and in 2016 He refused to vote because Trump was on the ballot. However, God was okay with the MoTab Choir performing at the Trump Inau...

Phil Lurkerman wrote: ↑

Sat Feb 24, 2018 7:49 pm

Coffee is the sacred elixir of consciousness.

Okay! Finally, we have a reason why coffee might be bad for Mormons.


If Mormons are coffee curious, they might want to try it in a form with known Mormon affinity: Look for Coffee-flavored Ice Cream in your local supermarket.

moksha wrote: ↑

Sun Feb 25, 2018 10:57 am

... that sounds like a fun adventure you have planned.

Double ha! I know for a fact that your idea of a European adventure is to watch a Youtube video of Helsinki.