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by Red Ryder
Mon Dec 18, 2023 12:43 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Put your holiday greetings here!
Replies: 20
Views: 3005

Re: Put your holiday greetings here!

I stopped in to Kish’s house the other night to say hi.

Turns out he’s now an ordained noodle.

You too can be ordained for $59.

https://order.spaghettimonster.org/Ordination/
by Red Ryder
Mon Dec 18, 2023 12:40 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Put your holiday greetings here!
Replies: 20
Views: 3005

Re: Put your holiday greetings here!

Greetings from Kolob!

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by Red Ryder
Thu Dec 14, 2023 5:19 pm
Forum: The Coffee Shop
Topic: Why Killer Whales Don't Eat Twinkies
Replies: 45
Views: 8008

Re: Why Killer Whales Don't Eat Twinkies

Return & Report: Last week I drank one soda at lunch. A Coke Zero. Exercised on the bike for combined total of 85 minutes. Goal: continue above and increase exercise minutes. Result: feel better from effort. Body and legs a bit sore. Now to the this part: Poop should be produced every four to five d...
by Red Ryder
Thu Dec 07, 2023 4:09 pm
Forum: The Coffee Shop
Topic: Why Killer Whales Don't Eat Twinkies
Replies: 45
Views: 8008

Re: Why Killer Whales Don't Eat Twinkies

Dirty Bird, what about cholesterol levels? I run high and my doc is telling me to avoid all hooved animals. Red meat, pork, etc.
by Red Ryder
Thu Dec 07, 2023 4:08 pm
Forum: The Coffee Shop
Topic: Why Killer Whales Don't Eat Twinkies
Replies: 45
Views: 8008

Re: Why Killer Whales Don't Eat Twinkies

I’m interested in the inflammation reduction primary to alleviate low back pain from a herniated disc that flares up occasionally. I've been working on reducing my sugar intake. I love Coke and DP, but I've cut way back on those to just a couple times per month. As a regular dancer partner with Mar...
by Red Ryder
Thu Dec 07, 2023 10:01 am
Forum: The Coffee Shop
Topic: Why Killer Whales Don't Eat Twinkies
Replies: 45
Views: 8008

Re: Why Killer Whales Don't Eat Twinkies

ME,

Run that orca pic through Bing again but substitute moon pies for apostles in suits.
by Red Ryder
Thu Dec 07, 2023 9:58 am
Forum: The Coffee Shop
Topic: Why Killer Whales Don't Eat Twinkies
Replies: 45
Views: 8008

Re: Why Killer Whales Don't Eat Twinkies

Dirty Bird, I’ll take your challenge and switch up my diet based on your recommendations. I feel I eat fairly normal for an American with moderate servings and moderate sugars. My biggest problem is lunch during my corporate work hour. I sit 80% or my work day behind a computer and step out daily wi...
by Red Ryder
Wed Dec 06, 2023 6:39 pm
Forum: The Coffee Shop
Topic: Why Killer Whales Don't Eat Twinkies
Replies: 45
Views: 8008

Re: Why Killer Whales Don't Eat Twinkies

I see similar polarities in health, medicine and pharma. Take Ozempic, for example. Clearly not being an obese FF is a good idea, but damn. Seems like the benefit was oversold a bit and the risk was undersold. Continue please. Close family member has been taking this to lose 20 lbs for cosmetic rea...
by Red Ryder
Tue Dec 05, 2023 2:25 pm
Forum: The Coffee Shop
Topic: Put your AI art here!
Replies: 40
Views: 7641

Re: Put your AI art here!

Mayan_Elephant wrote:
Fri Dec 01, 2023 8:34 am
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That’s some weird stuff! The man with the “third leg” near the bottom right corner. The half bodies…

This is hilarious.
by Red Ryder
Mon Dec 04, 2023 5:44 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Exwife requesting our sealing cancellation...the First Presidency asked for my input
Replies: 7
Views: 1306

Re: Exwife requesting our sealing cancellation...the First Presidency asked for my input

Hey stranger! Long time no see. First… congrats on the divorce. Hope it all went well considering it’s a major life change. Second…. Ignore the letter. Their treehouse, their rules! From my experience as a ward clerk, I’ve seen a few cases where the other spouse was honest and positive and gave a gr...
by Red Ryder
Mon Dec 04, 2023 10:15 am
Forum: Support
Topic: Real people
Replies: 17
Views: 2290

Re: Real people

I know two or three people that are wealthy successful leader types that never went to college. One uncle dropped out of high school but always had a knack for negotiations and opportunities to put business deals together. I think the church is good at creating leaders who fit their organization str...
by Red Ryder
Fri Dec 01, 2023 9:10 am
Forum: Support
Topic: I learned from the best, Giant Sloth
Replies: 17
Views: 9304

Re: I learned from the best, Giant Sloth

I’m topping this post for Sloth as I ran into him over on the Reddit exmo board and was reminded of this post. :lol:
by Red Ryder
Thu Nov 30, 2023 7:29 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Conference call time! Join now.
Replies: 2
Views: 1186

Re: Conference call time! Join now.

Great to chat with you all.
by Red Ryder
Thu Nov 30, 2023 6:36 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Conference call time! Join now.
Replies: 2
Views: 1186

Conference call time! Join now.

It's been awhile since we had a NOM conference call.

213-493-0420
Pin: 08822

I’m dialed in waiting for others to join. I posted this to the exmo Reddit a few minutes ago. Let’s see what happens.
by Red Ryder
Thu Nov 30, 2023 3:26 pm
Forum: The Coffee Shop
Topic: Put your AI art here!
Replies: 40
Views: 7641

Re: Put your AI art here!

A response to Jeff Holland's warning that if you stop clinging to the lifeboat you are surrendering yourself to be lost in the storm. But when you finally do let go you realize it was much scarier in the boat than out. Can you change that stay in the boat picture so that there is also a beach in vi...
by Red Ryder
Mon Nov 27, 2023 6:35 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: A Uchtdorf rise to the Prophetic throne is reasonable.
Replies: 23
Views: 11310

Re: A Uchtdorf rise to the Prophetic throne is reasonable.

Shared this with my wife and we are both filled with hope- Dieter as Pres. Is that a terrible thing? I do like Jeff Holland, even though I don't agree with him a lot. We had a 70 attend our ward yesterday, his daughter is in it, our ward that is, anyway the 70 said Holland is on death's doorstep bu...
by Red Ryder
Mon Nov 27, 2023 3:40 pm
Forum: The Coffee Shop
Topic: Put your AI art here!
Replies: 40
Views: 7641

Re: Put your AI art here!

To quote Paris Hilton…

“That’s hot!”
by Red Ryder
Mon Nov 27, 2023 1:57 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Thom Harrison and "Visions of Glory"
Replies: 64
Views: 27351

Re: Thom Harrison and "Visions of Glory"

alas wrote:
Mon Nov 27, 2023 11:33 am
And what kind of God puts the least spiritual people in charge of the spirituality of the more spiritual people?
The same God that puts a 99 year old prophet in place to lead a church that is hemorrhaging young adults 18 - 30 years old.
by Red Ryder
Sat Nov 25, 2023 10:10 am
Forum: Support
Topic: Setting & maintaining a temple boundary
Replies: 19
Views: 3722

Re: Setting & maintaining a temple boundary

My motto was to ”Love my wife more than I hated going to the temple.” Then it morphed into “I loved my bank account more than I hated going to the temple.” Then it changed again to “I really loved not going to the temple because the temple rituals were really silly.” That led to “I’m sorry you’re go...
by Red Ryder
Fri Nov 24, 2023 1:11 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Elder Ballard has died
Replies: 28
Views: 18796

Re: Elder Ballard has died

p.s. don't get your hopes up, folks: https://www.sltrib.com/religion/2023/11/24/slap-face-lds-relief-society/ ‘A slap in the face’: LDS Relief Society leaders ordered off the stand Area president puts an end to this Bay Area tradition. Many women are asking: Why? I’m happy to see this get called ou...