I stopped in to Kish’s house the other night to say hi.
Turns out he’s now an ordained noodle.
You too can be ordained for $59.
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- Mon Dec 18, 2023 12:43 pm
- Forum: Support
- Topic: Put your holiday greetings here!
- Replies: 20
- Views: 3005
- Mon Dec 18, 2023 12:40 pm
- Forum: Support
- Topic: Put your holiday greetings here!
- Replies: 20
- Views: 3005
Re: Put your holiday greetings here!
Greetings from Kolob!
- Thu Dec 14, 2023 5:19 pm
- Forum: The Coffee Shop
- Topic: Why Killer Whales Don't Eat Twinkies
- Replies: 45
- Views: 8008
Re: Why Killer Whales Don't Eat Twinkies
Return & Report: Last week I drank one soda at lunch. A Coke Zero. Exercised on the bike for combined total of 85 minutes. Goal: continue above and increase exercise minutes. Result: feel better from effort. Body and legs a bit sore. Now to the this part: Poop should be produced every four to five d...
- Thu Dec 07, 2023 4:09 pm
- Forum: The Coffee Shop
- Topic: Why Killer Whales Don't Eat Twinkies
- Replies: 45
- Views: 8008
Re: Why Killer Whales Don't Eat Twinkies
Dirty Bird, what about cholesterol levels? I run high and my doc is telling me to avoid all hooved animals. Red meat, pork, etc.
- Thu Dec 07, 2023 4:08 pm
- Forum: The Coffee Shop
- Topic: Why Killer Whales Don't Eat Twinkies
- Replies: 45
- Views: 8008
Re: Why Killer Whales Don't Eat Twinkies
I’m interested in the inflammation reduction primary to alleviate low back pain from a herniated disc that flares up occasionally. I've been working on reducing my sugar intake. I love Coke and DP, but I've cut way back on those to just a couple times per month. As a regular dancer partner with Mar...
- Thu Dec 07, 2023 10:01 am
- Forum: The Coffee Shop
- Topic: Why Killer Whales Don't Eat Twinkies
- Replies: 45
- Views: 8008
Re: Why Killer Whales Don't Eat Twinkies
ME,
Run that orca pic through Bing again but substitute moon pies for apostles in suits.
Run that orca pic through Bing again but substitute moon pies for apostles in suits.
- Thu Dec 07, 2023 9:58 am
- Forum: The Coffee Shop
- Topic: Why Killer Whales Don't Eat Twinkies
- Replies: 45
- Views: 8008
Re: Why Killer Whales Don't Eat Twinkies
Dirty Bird, I’ll take your challenge and switch up my diet based on your recommendations. I feel I eat fairly normal for an American with moderate servings and moderate sugars. My biggest problem is lunch during my corporate work hour. I sit 80% or my work day behind a computer and step out daily wi...
- Wed Dec 06, 2023 6:39 pm
- Forum: The Coffee Shop
- Topic: Why Killer Whales Don't Eat Twinkies
- Replies: 45
- Views: 8008
Re: Why Killer Whales Don't Eat Twinkies
I see similar polarities in health, medicine and pharma. Take Ozempic, for example. Clearly not being an obese FF is a good idea, but damn. Seems like the benefit was oversold a bit and the risk was undersold. Continue please. Close family member has been taking this to lose 20 lbs for cosmetic rea...
- Tue Dec 05, 2023 2:25 pm
- Forum: The Coffee Shop
- Topic: Put your AI art here!
- Replies: 40
- Views: 7641
Re: Put your AI art here!
That’s some weird stuff! The man with the “third leg” near the bottom right corner. The half bodies…
This is hilarious.
- Mon Dec 04, 2023 5:44 pm
- Forum: Support
- Topic: Exwife requesting our sealing cancellation...the First Presidency asked for my input
- Replies: 7
- Views: 1306
Re: Exwife requesting our sealing cancellation...the First Presidency asked for my input
Hey stranger! Long time no see. First… congrats on the divorce. Hope it all went well considering it’s a major life change. Second…. Ignore the letter. Their treehouse, their rules! From my experience as a ward clerk, I’ve seen a few cases where the other spouse was honest and positive and gave a gr...
- Mon Dec 04, 2023 10:15 am
- Forum: Support
- Topic: Real people
- Replies: 17
- Views: 2290
Re: Real people
I know two or three people that are wealthy successful leader types that never went to college. One uncle dropped out of high school but always had a knack for negotiations and opportunities to put business deals together. I think the church is good at creating leaders who fit their organization str...
- Fri Dec 01, 2023 9:10 am
- Forum: Support
- Topic: I learned from the best, Giant Sloth
- Replies: 17
- Views: 9304
Re: I learned from the best, Giant Sloth
I’m topping this post for Sloth as I ran into him over on the Reddit exmo board and was reminded of this post.
- Thu Nov 30, 2023 7:29 pm
- Forum: Support
- Topic: Conference call time! Join now.
- Replies: 2
- Views: 1186
Re: Conference call time! Join now.
Great to chat with you all.
- Thu Nov 30, 2023 6:36 pm
- Forum: Support
- Topic: Conference call time! Join now.
- Replies: 2
- Views: 1186
Conference call time! Join now.
It's been awhile since we had a NOM conference call.
213-493-0420
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I’m dialed in waiting for others to join. I posted this to the exmo Reddit a few minutes ago. Let’s see what happens.
213-493-0420
Pin: 08822
I’m dialed in waiting for others to join. I posted this to the exmo Reddit a few minutes ago. Let’s see what happens.
- Thu Nov 30, 2023 3:26 pm
- Forum: The Coffee Shop
- Topic: Put your AI art here!
- Replies: 40
- Views: 7641
Re: Put your AI art here!
A response to Jeff Holland's warning that if you stop clinging to the lifeboat you are surrendering yourself to be lost in the storm. But when you finally do let go you realize it was much scarier in the boat than out. Can you change that stay in the boat picture so that there is also a beach in vi...
- Mon Nov 27, 2023 6:35 pm
- Forum: Support
- Topic: A Uchtdorf rise to the Prophetic throne is reasonable.
- Replies: 23
- Views: 11310
Re: A Uchtdorf rise to the Prophetic throne is reasonable.
Shared this with my wife and we are both filled with hope- Dieter as Pres. Is that a terrible thing? I do like Jeff Holland, even though I don't agree with him a lot. We had a 70 attend our ward yesterday, his daughter is in it, our ward that is, anyway the 70 said Holland is on death's doorstep bu...
- Mon Nov 27, 2023 3:40 pm
- Forum: The Coffee Shop
- Topic: Put your AI art here!
- Replies: 40
- Views: 7641
Re: Put your AI art here!
To quote Paris Hilton…
“That’s hot!”
“That’s hot!”
- Mon Nov 27, 2023 1:57 pm
- Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
- Topic: Thom Harrison and "Visions of Glory"
- Replies: 64
- Views: 27351
- Sat Nov 25, 2023 10:10 am
- Forum: Support
- Topic: Setting & maintaining a temple boundary
- Replies: 19
- Views: 3722
Re: Setting & maintaining a temple boundary
My motto was to ”Love my wife more than I hated going to the temple.” Then it morphed into “I loved my bank account more than I hated going to the temple.” Then it changed again to “I really loved not going to the temple because the temple rituals were really silly.” That led to “I’m sorry you’re go...
- Fri Nov 24, 2023 1:11 pm
- Forum: Support
- Topic: Elder Ballard has died
- Replies: 28
- Views: 18796
Re: Elder Ballard has died
p.s. don't get your hopes up, folks: https://www.sltrib.com/religion/2023/11/24/slap-face-lds-relief-society/ ‘A slap in the face’: LDS Relief Society leaders ordered off the stand Area president puts an end to this Bay Area tradition. Many women are asking: Why? I’m happy to see this get called ou...