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by Archimedes
Sat Sep 01, 2018 10:29 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Sam Young to be excommunicated from Ziontology on September 9
Replies: 36
Views: 16775

Re: Sam Young to be excommunicated from Ziontology on September 9

Not Buying It wrote:
Sat Sep 01, 2018 8:42 pm
You should all read Sam’s response to his disciplinary summons:

https://invisiblescubit.wordpress.com/2 ... n-summons/
Wow, talk about taking the high road. This should be posted as a separate thread imho.
by Archimedes
Sat Sep 01, 2018 7:43 am
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: New RFM Podcast on Church History Interview
Replies: 26
Views: 14866

Re: New RFM Podcast on Church History Interview

I think the interview will stay posted for a long time. I also think Bro Harper achieved what the church was looking for. The target audience is not the fraction of church membership that really wants to understand the real history of the Mormon church. The target audience is the TBM core of the chu...
by Archimedes
Sat Sep 01, 2018 7:08 am
Forum: Support
Topic: The men are now complaining about G’s
Replies: 11
Views: 5672

Re: The men are now complaining about G’s

Great idea! Maybe Michael Jordan would come out of retirement to make some commercials for the new FotL garmies.
by Archimedes
Fri Aug 31, 2018 11:08 am
Forum: Support
Topic: Sam Young to be excommunicated from Ziontology on September 9
Replies: 36
Views: 16775

Re: Sam Young to be excommunicated from Ziontology on September 9

Sam Young has committed the only unpardonable sin left in the Mormon church: publicly embarrassing upper church leadership.

That will not be tolerated.
by Archimedes
Fri Aug 31, 2018 9:44 am
Forum: Support
Topic: Sam Young to be excommunicated from Ziontology on September 9
Replies: 36
Views: 16775

Re: Sam Young to be excommunicated from Ziontology on September 9

The church has scheduled 15 minutes for their prosecution, Sam has 45 minutes for defense.

Anybody else willing to bet that the outcome is pre-determined?
by Archimedes
Fri Aug 31, 2018 9:36 am
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Russell M Nelson - God's Conditional Love
Replies: 18
Views: 11418

Re: Russell M Nelson - God's Conditional Love

Am I completely jaundiced or is the original Instagram posting an attempt to troll a TBM audience? Haha yes! The owner of that IG account is brilliant. They feign to be a TBM and make the church look terrible to non-Mormons who see some of the insane quotes (like it's better to die than lose your v...
by Archimedes
Fri Aug 31, 2018 8:47 am
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Russell M Nelson - God's Conditional Love
Replies: 18
Views: 11418

Re: Russell M Nelson - God's Conditional Love

Am I completely jaundiced or is the original Instagram posting an attempt to troll a TBM audience?
by Archimedes
Fri Aug 31, 2018 8:36 am
Forum: Support
Topic: Share Your Less Faith Promoting Missionary Stories
Replies: 7
Views: 4364

Re: Share Your Less Faith Promoting Missionary Stories

At one time I was the Secretary in the mission office because I can type like a bat out of hell. Anyway, by tradition the Secretary was also the District Leader of the mission office district, so I had to put together a bullspit meeting every Monday. I hated my mission and seeing all the mission off...
by Archimedes
Fri Aug 31, 2018 8:24 am
Forum: Support
Topic: Major news outlets have picked up the Sam Young story
Replies: 7
Views: 5172

Major news outlets have picked up the Sam Young story

This is all the buzz on the reddit bloggernacle feeds, so I am shamelessly borrowing that information to post here. US News & World Report, and some other major media outlets have picked up the Sam Young story. https://www.usnews.com/news/best-states/texas/articles/2018-08-30/mormon-faces-ouster-aft...
by Archimedes
Fri Aug 31, 2018 7:38 am
Forum: Support
Topic: The men are now complaining about G’s
Replies: 11
Views: 5672

Re: The men are now complaining about G’s

The garment is one of the crappiest of old Joe's inventions. So glad I don't live in that magic world any more.
by Archimedes
Sat Aug 25, 2018 4:44 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: death by a thousand cuts
Replies: 7
Views: 3112

Re: death by a thousand cuts

The hard landing is worst. Death of a thousand cuts is not so bad (my humble opinion), especially if you don't give a f*ck.
by Archimedes
Fri Aug 24, 2018 7:54 am
Forum: Support
Topic: I'm being hunted
Replies: 12
Views: 6673

Re: I'm being hunted

LoL.

The Ministering will continue until morale improves.
by Archimedes
Thu Aug 23, 2018 8:53 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Proclamation on Medical Marijuana
Replies: 21
Views: 11311

Re: Proclamation on Medical Marijuana

In a separate letter to be read over the pulpit, the Prophet has encouraged the membership to take up a new initiative, the banning of Rock and Roll music.

The 1950s called the COB. They want their politics back.
by Archimedes
Thu Aug 23, 2018 9:43 am
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: A coherent translation of the JS papyrii
Replies: 16
Views: 11048

Re: A coherent translation of the JS papyrii

Hagoth wrote:
Thu Aug 23, 2018 9:38 am
Archimedes wrote:
Wed Aug 22, 2018 3:16 pm
But at least we still have chiasmus in the book of Mormon!
Howls of laughter. Great hat-tip to Consiglieri!
That's awesome you caught that.
by Archimedes
Thu Aug 23, 2018 9:39 am
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Dear MormonLeaks
Replies: 12
Views: 10667

Re: Dear MormonLeaks

If you only had faith enough to bail faster that boat would not be sinking. ouch! you sound like my mother. :lol: Oh, I can do passive aggressive guilt trips all day long. Wait a minute, do I sound like MY mother [who I keep getting confused with my ex-wife]??? Some days there just isn't enough the...
by Archimedes
Thu Aug 23, 2018 9:38 am
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Dear MormonLeaks
Replies: 12
Views: 10667

Re: Dear MormonLeaks

"Stay in the Boat" (that)Leaks If you only had faith enough to bail faster that boat would not be sinking. ouch! you sound like my mother. :lol: Oh, I can do passive aggressive guilt trips all day long. Wait a minute, do I sound like MY mother??? Some days there just isn't enough therapy.
by Archimedes
Thu Aug 23, 2018 9:31 am
Forum: Support
Topic: Any Lurkers wanting to comment? Use Lurker #1
Replies: 3
Views: 2139

Re: Any Lurkers wanting to comment? Use Lurker #1

If my ex-wife is out there, this may be your chance. :twisted:
by Archimedes
Thu Aug 23, 2018 8:52 am
Forum: Support
Topic: In which Spouseman trolled my FIL
Replies: 14
Views: 6041

Re: In which Spouseman trolled my FIL

Sometimes a thermos... is just a thermos.
by Archimedes
Thu Aug 23, 2018 8:50 am
Forum: Support
Topic: I'm being hunted
Replies: 12
Views: 6673

Re: I'm being hunted

Tell him you have a new policy in your life that eliminates time-wasting meetings.

Or maybe a simple "no, thank you" might do the trick.
by Archimedes
Thu Aug 23, 2018 8:47 am
Forum: Support
Topic: Book of Abraham at Education Week
Replies: 12
Views: 6428

Re: Book of Abraham at Education Week

What happened to "we don't teach that any more"?