You ever find yourself reading a book and you realize that you don't remember what you just read from the last few paragraphs. That was Bednar's talk. Insta-forgetable.
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- Sun Apr 02, 2023 3:17 pm
- Forum: Support
- Topic: NOMference Sunday Afternoon Spring 2023!!
- Replies: 63
- Views: 4280
- Sun Apr 02, 2023 3:01 pm
- Forum: Support
- Topic: NOMference Sunday Afternoon Spring 2023!!
- Replies: 63
- Views: 4280
Re: NOMference Sunday Afternoon Spring 2023!!
I gotta dock Corbitt if no one else has. He's the one that some time ago gave a talk (not sure where) where he said that it was wrong to press church leaders for change. Corbitt, the guy that wouldn't even have the PH if people in the past didn't press church leaders for change. He reiterated that i...
- Sat Apr 01, 2023 10:58 am
- Forum: Support
- Topic: NOMference Saturday Morning Spring 2023!!
- Replies: 123
- Views: 4696
Re: NOMference Saturday Morning Spring 2023!!
Just in case it gets memory holed, at the end of plastic bottles/infallible prophet guy's talk he said (direct quote): In the sacred name of the prophet who God raised up, the holy one if Is-rhul, even Jesus Christ. Amen. I can't tell if he goofed and recovered by trying to make out that he was talk...
- Sat Apr 01, 2023 10:25 am
- Forum: Support
- Topic: NOMference Saturday Morning Spring 2023!!
- Replies: 123
- Views: 4696
Re: NOMference Saturday Morning Spring 2023!!
In the name of the prophet?
- Sat Apr 01, 2023 10:21 am
- Forum: Support
- Topic: NOMference Saturday Morning Spring 2023!!
- Replies: 123
- Views: 4696
Re: NOMference Saturday Morning Spring 2023!!
I wonder how many people in the church who otherwise would not have been racist became racist because of the doctrines of the prophet at the time. I wonder how many people in church are currently bigots that would not be bigots if not for the doctrines that the current prophet teaches. -50 for makin...
- Sat Apr 01, 2023 10:11 am
- Forum: Support
- Topic: NOMference Saturday Morning Spring 2023!!
- Replies: 123
- Views: 4696
Re: NOMference Saturday Morning Spring 2023!!
The boredom dial just got turned up to 11.
Is-rhul, Is-rhul, Is-rhul.
Is-rhul, Is-rhul, Is-rhul.
- Sat Apr 01, 2023 9:25 am
- Forum: Support
- Topic: NOMference Saturday Morning Spring 2023!!
- Replies: 123
- Views: 4696
Re: NOMference Saturday Morning Spring 2023!!
-20 for the lip smacking.
Misophonia is real dawg.
Misophonia is real dawg.
- Sat Apr 01, 2023 9:19 am
- Forum: Support
- Topic: NOMference Saturday Morning Spring 2023!!
- Replies: 123
- Views: 4696
Re: NOMference Saturday Morning Spring 2023!!
Again, I don't get it. Nephites feeling the wounds on Jesus? They'd have absolutely no context for the wounds. It wouldn't prove it was the same guy that got crucified because they didn't witness the crucifixion. Shrugs.
- Sat Apr 01, 2023 9:10 am
- Forum: Support
- Topic: NOMference Saturday Morning Spring 2023!!
- Replies: 123
- Views: 4696
Re: NOMference Saturday Morning Spring 2023!!
In all of his "you aren't celebrating Easter correctly" shaming I hope he remembers that half the time Mormons burn the ENTIRE Easter weekend watching general conference. Also, I wonder what the Nephites thought about feeling the nail prints in Jesus' hands. Were they all like, "Ok. That makes you G...
- Wed Mar 29, 2023 1:18 pm
- Forum: Support
- Topic: 2023 temple ceremony on youtube
- Replies: 7
- Views: 951
Re: 2023 temple ceremony on youtube
It's been several years since I've done an endowment session. Between the slow narration and adding things like the retelling of the war in heaven, it seems like they've done quite a lot to pad the length of the endowment. Did none of their surveys reveal that people want a shorter endowment? The di...
- Tue Mar 28, 2023 5:31 am
- Forum: Support
- Topic: LDS church playing hoochy cooch for Chinese
- Replies: 4
- Views: 395
Re: LDS church playing hoochy cooch for Chinese
The ethics? Morals? Future consequences? I'm sure the church would do anything to open China up to missionary efforts.
- Tue Mar 28, 2023 5:25 am
- Forum: Support
- Topic: Konference Predictions
- Replies: 20
- Views: 1324
Re: Konference Predictions
You want a prediction about conference, I’ll give you a conference prediction: It’s gonna be long, it’s gonna be boring and it’s gonna last you for the rest of your life.
- Thu Mar 23, 2023 8:13 am
- Forum: Support
- Topic: New Utah Flag
- Replies: 14
- Views: 1134
Re: New Utah Flag
I read somewhere that there was another design that had a star with one point of the star for each native tribe that was in Utah. Tribes that were there years ago before a half-a-dozen of these Mormons arrived in upper Utah (now they number over twelve hundred). Someone scrapped that and it looks li...
- Fri Mar 17, 2023 8:33 am
- Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
- Topic: The verdict is in... the Book of Mormon is true!
- Replies: 9
- Views: 980
- Tue Mar 14, 2023 1:46 pm
- Forum: Support
- Topic: Temple attendance, temple recommend, temple, temple temple!
- Replies: 21
- Views: 2063
Re: Temple attendance, temple recommend, temple, temple temple!
End temple exclusivity. End temple garments. The people in attendance of a sealing aren't even in temple clothes, just Sunday dress with little booties. I guess the reason they don't open it up to members in general (which is still too restrictive IMO) is because the couple is in temple clothes and...
- Mon Mar 13, 2023 3:04 pm
- Forum: Support
- Topic: Temple attendance, temple recommend, temple, temple temple!
- Replies: 21
- Views: 2063
Re: Temple attendance, temple recommend, temple, temple temple!
- Fri Mar 10, 2023 9:40 am
- Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
- Topic: Ministering Interviews
- Replies: 6
- Views: 793
Re: Ministering Interviews
Unfortunately this is what ministering usually feels like:
- Fri Mar 10, 2023 9:34 am
- Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
- Topic: Ministering Interviews
- Replies: 6
- Views: 793
Re: Ministering Interviews
There's the "don't look bad in front of your peers" and "earn that promotion" pressure to inflate the numbers but I think there are a few more reasons. One day it occurs to you, "Why should I have to deal with the lecture for having bad numbers when I don't even control the people responsible for th...
- Thu Mar 09, 2023 9:21 am
- Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
- Topic: Ministering Interviews
- Replies: 6
- Views: 793
Re: Ministering Interviews
I divorced myself from the game several years ago but I can't imagine much has changed. That said, I can only report on my experiences, YRMV. I am wondering if our ward has the same charge to interview 80% of the ministers. If so, I'll do my part to keep that 20% viable and strong. The EQP reports t...
- Tue Mar 07, 2023 5:51 am
- Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
- Topic: Reconciling the new temple teachings and literalism
- Replies: 11
- Views: 5171
Re: Reconciling the new temple teachings and literalism
Everything is literal until evidence that it's not becomes undeniable. I've heard that some time back the temple included language that it was symbolic and that sometime later that language was removed. I guess they're adding it back. Temple presidents must have been exhausted by countless people as...