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Red Ryder
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Prophet Alert

Post by Red Ryder » Wed Oct 03, 2018 2:44 pm

THIS IS A TEST of the Celestial Wireless Emergency Alert System. Total obedience is needed.
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Re: Prophet Alert

Post by Corsair » Wed Oct 03, 2018 3:00 pm

This sounds like a line you would give right before you tell me you need to marry my teenage daughter.
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Re: Prophet Alert

Post by wtfluff » Wed Oct 03, 2018 4:11 pm

I was hoping we would get a chance to vote or something with the Presidential, uh... I mean Prophet Alert.

Something along the lines of:
  • Impeach
  • Don't impeach
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Re: Prophet Alert

Post by SIWL » Wed Oct 03, 2018 5:13 pm

I have a feeling that the alert went off because the current title holder wants to prophecy more than anyone else I've seen.....Just a gut feeling (as opposed to true revelation), but I think we'll see some "prophecy" this coming weekend.
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Re: Prophet Alert

Post by Hagoth » Wed Oct 03, 2018 8:07 pm

SIWL wrote: ↑
Wed Oct 03, 2018 5:13 pm
 I have a feeling that the alert went off because the current title holder wants to prophecy more than anyone else I've seen.....Just a gut feeling (as opposed to true revelation), but I think we'll see some "prophecy" this coming weekend.
From what little we've heard, the process of prophesy now takes the forms of a) reviewing policy proposals from Kirton and McConkie and b) "grab a pen and paper, Wendy, a thought just popped into my head."
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Re: Prophet Alert

Post by MoPag » Thu Oct 04, 2018 9:07 am

Hagoth wrote: ↑
Wed Oct 03, 2018 8:07 pm
SIWL wrote: ↑
Wed Oct 03, 2018 5:13 pm
 I have a feeling that the alert went off because the current title holder wants to prophecy more than anyone else I've seen.....Just a gut feeling (as opposed to true revelation), but I think we'll see some "prophecy" this coming weekend.
From what little we've heard, the process of prophesy now takes the forms of a) reviewing policy proposals from Kirton and McConkie and b) "grab a pen and paper, Wendy, a thought just popped into my head."
"Now get out of the room Wendy so Jebus can talk to me!!!!"
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believing in old men’s lies...--Ezra Pound
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Re: Prophet Alert

Post by RubinHighlander » Thu Oct 04, 2018 9:17 am

Hagoth wrote: ↑
Wed Oct 03, 2018 8:07 pm
SIWL wrote: ↑
Wed Oct 03, 2018 5:13 pm
 I have a feeling that the alert went off because the current title holder wants to prophecy more than anyone else I've seen.....Just a gut feeling (as opposed to true revelation), but I think we'll see some "prophecy" this coming weekend.
From what little we've heard, the process of prophesy now takes the forms of a) reviewing policy proposals from Kirton and McConkie and b) "grab a pen and paper, Wendy, a thought just popped into my head."
Also, try to sneak it into the handbook and hope nobody notices. After it's leaked to the public, then it becomes canonized into the the holy book of talk to the hand.
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Re: Prophet Alert

Post by Emower » Thu Oct 04, 2018 1:13 pm

Hagoth wrote: ↑
Wed Oct 03, 2018 8:07 pm
SIWL wrote: ↑
Wed Oct 03, 2018 5:13 pm
 I have a feeling that the alert went off because the current title holder wants to prophecy more than anyone else I've seen.....Just a gut feeling (as opposed to true revelation), but I think we'll see some "prophecy" this coming weekend.
From what little we've heard, the process of prophesy now takes the forms of a) reviewing policy proposals from Kirton and McConkie and b) "grab a pen and paper, Wendy, a thought just popped into my head."
"Whoa there Wendy, I dont keep pens in my pants pocket!"
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