RMN vs. Televangelist

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RMN vs. Televangelist

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https://go.shr.lc/2JTZxgh

If Corona virus disappears today, how will we know if it was RMN’s WWFast that eliminated it or if it was the fire called from hell?
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I guess whichever one the vaccine lab designates? Although, I have a sneaking suspicion they might have the audacity to talk about clinical trials and teamwork but what the heck do I know.
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Just watched it. That Ken Copeland dude’s powers could kick Russ’ sorry fake-prophet ass any day.
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Couldn't do any worse than all the fasting, prayers and good thoughts...
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Re: RMN vs. Televangelist

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w2mz wrote: ↑Fri Apr 10, 2020 10:24 am https://go.shr.lc/2JTZxgh

If Corona virus disappears today, how will we know if it was RMN’s WWFast that eliminated it or if it was the fire called from hell?
Some powerful stuff from the televangelist. I especially liked the awkward smile he gave a few times during the video. That alone should scare covid-19 back to hell.
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Whoa. That guy is pretty much my mental image of The Antichrist. I love the Holy Ghost dances. I've got to find some videos of his sermons so I can see more of that cool funk.
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I would have made it through more than one session of conference, if conference were this entertaining. Maybe get some primary children to join in.

What I want to know is, if Covid can be sent away by these powers (sinister music here), why did these powerful dudes feel the need to stand six feet apart, and have no audience?
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