Re: NOMference Saturday morning Fall 2023
Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2023 10:19 am
HOAX!
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Re: NOMference Saturday morning Fall 2023
Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2023 10:21 am
His voice makes me sick to my stomach!
Re: NOMference Saturday morning Fall 2023
Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2023 10:21 am
How is your church different than other Christian church?
Oh, Oh! I know, I know! Pick me!!!
Our church isn't really a Christian Church. In fact, it isn't really a church. It is a real estate development company masquerading as a church for tax benefits and to grift from the gullible.
Is that the right answer?
Oh, Oh! I know, I know! Pick me!!!
Our church isn't really a Christian Church. In fact, it isn't really a church. It is a real estate development company masquerading as a church for tax benefits and to grift from the gullible.
Is that the right answer?
Re: NOMference Saturday morning Fall 2023
Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2023 10:23 am
Ding Ding Ding!!! Winner winner chicken dinner!!!lostinmiddlemormonism wrote: ↑Sat Sep 30, 2023 10:21 amHow is your church different than other Christian church?
Oh, Oh! I know, I know! Pick me!!!
Our church isn't really a Christian Church. In fact, it isn't really a church. It is a real estate development company masquerading as a church for tax benefits and to grift from the gullible.
Is that the right answer?
Re: NOMference Saturday morning Fall 2023
Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2023 10:25 am
The Celestial Kingdom is so cooolllll!!
Single people and Gays can f- off
-150
Single people and Gays can f- off
-150
Re: NOMference Saturday morning Fall 2023
Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2023 10:26 am
Oh, Trans and non-binary people can f- off too! -150
Re: NOMference Saturday morning Fall 2023
Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2023 10:26 am
Isn't it funny how God's plan reflects the the same degree of homophobia as the old white guys in Salt Lake?
Re: NOMference Saturday morning Fall 2023
Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2023 10:26 am
Lost and Mopage, are you the only two watching conference?
I was working outside and walked past the garage where my husband said he would be cleaning the garage. I heard primary voice, and thought, is today Conference? And why is my husband hiding the fact that he wants to listen? Have I been that negative when he has watched it in the house?
Ummmmm, time to repent and be nicer to my sweety.
I was working outside and walked past the garage where my husband said he would be cleaning the garage. I heard primary voice, and thought, is today Conference? And why is my husband hiding the fact that he wants to listen? Have I been that negative when he has watched it in the house?
Ummmmm, time to repent and be nicer to my sweety.
Re: NOMference Saturday morning Fall 2023
Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2023 10:27 am
Now 
he's going to make out with a copy of Fam Proc!
he's going to make out with a copy of Fam Proc!Re: NOMference Saturday morning Fall 2023
Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2023 10:27 am
Here's the deal Dalin. If you and your homophobia are going to be in the Celestial Kingdom, then I'll pass.
Re: NOMference Saturday morning Fall 2023
Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2023 10:28 am
You can always come join us Alas! You always make it better!alas wrote: ↑Sat Sep 30, 2023 10:26 amLost and Mopage, are you the only two watching conference?
I was working outside and walked past the garage where my husband said he would be cleaning the garage. I heard primary voice, and thought, is today Conference? And why is my husband hiding the fact that he wants to listen? Have I been that negative when he has watched it in the house?
Ummmmm, time to repent and be nicer to my sweety.
Re: NOMference Saturday morning Fall 2023
Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2023 10:28 am
GURLLLL... They are on one today!!!alas wrote: ↑Sat Sep 30, 2023 10:26 amLost and Mopage, are you the only two watching conference?
I was working outside and walked past the garage where my husband said he would be cleaning the garage. I heard primary voice, and thought, is today Conference? And why is my husband hiding the fact that he wants to listen? Have I been that negative when he has watched it in the house?
Ummmmm, time to repent and be nicer to my sweety.
Re: NOMference Saturday morning Fall 2023
Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2023 10:30 am
I propose we change the name of the church to the
The Church of Rusty Nelson of Latter-day Saints. We haven't had a talk yet that doesn't quote him, and yet several that haven't quoted Christ.
The Church of Rusty Nelson of Latter-day Saints. We haven't had a talk yet that doesn't quote him, and yet several that haven't quoted Christ.
Re: NOMference Saturday morning Fall 2023
Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2023 10:30 am
Kissing Nelson's dying a$$.... This guy... Lord have mercy!!!
Re: NOMference Saturday morning Fall 2023
Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2023 10:35 am
Ugh! please sit down. I'm sick of you!!!!
Re: NOMference Saturday morning Fall 2023
Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2023 10:36 am
Re: NOMference Saturday morning Fall 2023
Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2023 10:39 am
Keeping my fingers crossed for a talk within a prayer cause I think those are funny...
Re: NOMference Saturday morning Fall 2023
Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2023 10:39 am
Oh he's goin for it!
Re: NOMference Saturday morning Fall 2023
Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2023 10:40 am
Oh it's a suck up talk within a prayer!!!! How did I get so lucky? 
Re: NOMference Saturday morning Fall 2023
Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2023 10:41 am
F-ck Yes!!!! This is hilarious!!!