Costco selling garment look-alikes

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Costco selling garment look-alikes

Post by Liberated Me » Tue Aug 08, 2017 8:28 pm

And for this, all you have to pay is your $75 annual membership to Costco instead of 10% of your income. :P :lol: It's a great deal if you love ugly white long underwear.
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I will type a bit of the packages description maybe some of you are savvy enough to find a photo on the Internet.
JOCKEY 2 skimmies slip shorts
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Re: Costco selling garment look-alikes

Post by Corsair » Wed Aug 09, 2017 10:01 am

I applaud Costco for providing rhetorical and material coverage for the undercover unbeliever who want to pass the dreaded "garment check" when dealing with friends and leaders.

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Re: Costco selling garment look-alikes

Post by Red Ryder » Wed Aug 09, 2017 10:21 am

I love searching the internet for normal underwear pics....

This is all I could find:

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Re: Costco selling garment look-alikes

Post by country girl » Wed Aug 09, 2017 10:23 am

I bought a package of these a couple weeks ago! :lol: It's nothing new, and it's not specific to Costco. I've purchased items like this as Walmart and Kohls. I use them when I wear dresses because my thighs are a little thicker than I like and well, I hate them rubbing together. The Costco ones are really quite comfy. And these I wear because I want to, not because I feel the guilt of having to. :D

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Re: Costco selling garment look-alikes

Post by Red Ryder » Wed Aug 09, 2017 10:27 am

country girl wrote:
Wed Aug 09, 2017 10:23 am
I bought a package of these a couple weeks ago! :lol: It's nothing new, and it's not specific to Costco. I've purchased items like this as Walmart and Kohls. I use them when I wear dresses because my thighs are a little thicker than I like and well, I hate them rubbing together. The Costco ones are really quite comfy. And these I wear because I want to, not because I feel the guilt of having to. :D
You could always buy your son a few pairs of these. He wouldn't know any better until he showed up at the temple. Even than, he may make it past the centinal old guys and have a surprise when the MTC elders are all walking around in mesh garmmy bottoms.
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Re: Costco selling garment look-alikes

Post by Liberated Me » Wed Aug 09, 2017 12:55 pm

country girl wrote:
Wed Aug 09, 2017 10:23 am
I bought a package of these a couple weeks ago! :lol: It's nothing new, and it's not specific to Costco. I've purchased items like this as Walmart and Kohls. I use them when I wear dresses because my thighs are a little thicker than I like and well, I hate them rubbing together. The Costco ones are really quite comfy. And these I wear because I want to, not because I feel the guilt of having to. :D
Think of all that tithing money you saved. No doubt they have some functional qualities and yes, fantastic that it is your CHOICE.
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Re: Costco selling garment look-alikes

Post by Liberated Me » Wed Aug 09, 2017 12:57 pm

Corsair wrote:
Wed Aug 09, 2017 10:01 am
I applaud Costco for providing rhetorical and material coverage for the undercover unbeliever who want to pass the dreaded "garment check" when dealing with friends and leaders.
Yes this could help ire a few who are out but need to appear in. Red Ryder, thanks for your diligent underwear searching, we commend you. 😅
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Re: Costco selling garment look-alikes

Post by country girl » Wed Aug 09, 2017 1:32 pm

Red Ryder wrote:
Wed Aug 09, 2017 10:27 am

You could always buy your son a few pairs of these. He wouldn't know any better until he showed up at the temple. Even than, he may make it past the centinal old guys and have a surprise when the MTC elders are all walking around in mesh garmmy bottoms.
Now THAT's funny!!! At least I know how and where to buy the Costco ones!

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Re: Costco selling garment look-alikes

Post by Hagoth » Wed Aug 09, 2017 4:38 pm

But what about (dare I speak of it?) shoulders?
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Re: Costco selling garment look-alikes

Post by Stig » Wed Aug 09, 2017 5:52 pm

Hagoth wrote:
Wed Aug 09, 2017 4:38 pm
But what about (dare I speak of it?) shoulders?
Porn-shoulders will still need to be covered by a t-shirt! :twisted:
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Re: Costco selling garment look-alikes

Post by HighMaintenance » Wed Aug 09, 2017 8:02 pm

I had something similiar when I was a kid. So much better than a regular slip. I may have to get some!

On a side note, I bought a pair of really nice looking pajamas. When I put them on, all I could think was that they looked like garments (with a cute pattern). Haven't worn them since.
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Re: Costco selling garment look-alikes

Post by wtfluff » Thu Aug 10, 2017 9:19 am

HighMaintenance wrote:
Wed Aug 09, 2017 8:02 pm
On a side note, I bought a pair of really nice looking pajamas. When I put them on, all I could think was that they looked like garments (with a cute pattern). Haven't worn them since.
Jumper!

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Re: Costco selling garment look-alikes

Post by HighMaintenance » Thu Aug 10, 2017 8:13 pm

Hah! They weren't that bad, wtfluff!
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Re: Costco selling garment look-alikes

Post by wtfluff » Thu Aug 10, 2017 9:20 pm

HighMaintenance wrote:
Thu Aug 10, 2017 8:13 pm
Hah! They weren't that bad, wtfluff!
Yeah, it took me more than a few seconds to find that ugly, male jumper... (Still better than polygamy panties.)
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Re: Costco selling garment look-alikes

Post by beerad » Fri Aug 11, 2017 8:42 am

There's a Jockey outlet store near me and they've sold these there for quite a while. I am also very thick thighed (yay genetics) and find these pretty comfy under skirts in gross humid and hot weather.

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Re: Costco selling garment look-alikes

Post by Silver Girl » Fri Aug 11, 2017 12:13 pm

I think I must live in Outer Darkness - I've never seen these are my local "mission field" Costco. :(
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