In which Spouseman trolled my FIL

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In which Spouseman trolled my FIL

Post by Thoughtful » Wed Aug 22, 2018 2:48 am

Dude.

Remember a few days ago I posted a concern about Spouseman and boundaries with his toxic parents?

viewtopic.php?f=4&t=3380

FILs birthday happened, and I ignored it. The ILs had cake sent to our house, which my teenagers ate but called it a bribe.

Anyway, Spouseman went over with a gift for FIL.

The backstory is that at Christmas, "Santa" left me a nice thermos. I have always wanted one because it's nostalgic to being 6 years old, and drinking hot chocolate out of my mom's big green thermos. FIL saw it and made a snide remark about me using it for coffee, which at the time, I was not partaking of. It really hurt my feelings, I'd bought it for sentiment and soup at work, but of course they think "the worst" of me.

I asked Spouseman what he got his dad for his birthday? A thermos like mine, which he explained to FIL was "for keeping coffee hot or cold brew cold."

Happy Birthday FIL.
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Re: In which Spouseman trolled my FIL

Post by Reuben » Wed Aug 22, 2018 5:08 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: In which Spouseman trolled my FIL

Post by MoPag » Wed Aug 22, 2018 6:37 am

That. Is. Awesome!!!!!!

:D :twisted: :D
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Re: In which Spouseman trolled my FIL

Post by wtfluff » Wed Aug 22, 2018 9:10 am

Spouseman:

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Re: In which Spouseman trolled my FIL

Post by slavereeno » Wed Aug 22, 2018 10:06 am

:lol:
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Re: In which Spouseman trolled my FIL

Post by No Tof » Wed Aug 22, 2018 12:06 pm

Tenderized mercies.
Out beyond ideas of wrongdoing and right doing, there is a field. I'll meet you there.
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Re: In which Spouseman trolled my FIL

Post by FiveFingerMnemonic » Wed Aug 22, 2018 12:15 pm

No Tof wrote:Tenderized mercies.
Breaded chicken tender mercies!
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Re: In which Spouseman trolled my FIL

Post by blazerb » Wed Aug 22, 2018 2:21 pm

I'm glad. That sounds hopeful.
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Re: In which Spouseman trolled my FIL

Post by RubinHighlander » Wed Aug 22, 2018 3:08 pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MaGBPI5v8k

Reminded me of the awesome song from Steve Martin's "Pennies from Heaven" movie.
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Re: In which Spouseman trolled my FIL

Post by Linked » Wed Aug 22, 2018 3:33 pm

Hahaha!! That is awesome!
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Re: In which Spouseman trolled my FIL

Post by moksha » Wed Aug 22, 2018 8:41 pm

What was the inlaws reaction to this thermos gift?
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Re: In which Spouseman trolled my FIL

Post by Red Ryder » Wed Aug 22, 2018 9:35 pm

moksha wrote: ↑
Wed Aug 22, 2018 8:41 pm
 What was the inlaws reaction to this thermos gift?
Uh... probably a little hot under the collar or maybe a really cold reception?

Thermos humor?
A blonde notices that her coworker has a thermos, so she asks him what it's for. He responds, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."

The blonde immediately buys one for herself. The next day, she goes to work and proudly displays it.

Her coworker asks, "What do you have in it?"
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Thermos.
Thermos who?
Thermos be a better knock-knock joke than this.
what do you call a tattoo of a thermos? A thermostat!
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Re: In which Spouseman trolled my FIL

Post by græy » Thu Aug 23, 2018 8:48 am

:D


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Re: In which Spouseman trolled my FIL

Post by Archimedes » Thu Aug 23, 2018 8:52 am

Sometimes a thermos... is just a thermos.
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Re: In which Spouseman trolled my FIL

Post by slavereeno » Thu Aug 30, 2018 4:54 pm

Red Ryder wrote: ↑
Wed Aug 22, 2018 9:35 pm
 Thermos humor?

A blonde notices that her coworker has a thermos, so she asks him what it's for. He responds, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."

The blonde immediately buys one for herself. The next day, she goes to work and proudly displays it.

Her coworker asks, "What do you have in it?"

The blonde replies, 'Two cups of coffee and a Popsicle.'
Sorry RR, I Had to add the punchline.
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