Laughing SOOO hard!

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lostinmiddlemormonism
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Laughing SOOO hard!

Post by lostinmiddlemormonism » Wed Sep 12, 2018 6:51 pm

I don't know who is behind this, but oh my is it funny! https://ziontologist.org/beliefs/book-of-mormon.html

-lost

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crossmyheart
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Re: Laughing SOOO hard!

Post by crossmyheart » Thu Sep 13, 2018 5:56 am

Wow. I am surprised they don't have their own cease and desist letter from Kirton and McConkie.

Who has the time to build something like that- with all of the links back to mormon.org?

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RubinHighlander
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Re: Laughing SOOO hard!

Post by RubinHighlander » Thu Sep 13, 2018 6:36 am

I'm a bit confused and disappointed. I love the idea behind Ziontology (not as a new religion, but as a parody), but they link regular mormon.org videos into the content. I kinda get the idea behind shedding the crazy light on the actual faith, but at least replace the video links with Brother Jake videos.
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Re: Laughing SOOO hard!

Post by Red Ryder » Thu Sep 13, 2018 6:47 am

It’s a copy spoof of the church’s new website gospelbeliefs.org thus the links to Mormon.org

https://gospelbeliefs.org

Fair use parody hopefully keeps the attorneys away!

Want to see something even funnier?

Type in gospelbeleifs.org (misspelled) in your browser and see where it takes you!
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Re: Laughing SOOO hard!

Post by moksha » Thu Sep 13, 2018 7:51 am

The principles that were recorded in the Book of Zionetics—faith in Jesus H. Christ, repentance, dunking, joy, salvation—changed the lives of an ancient people. See how these principles continue to change lives today.

Meet with a pair of our sales people today!
Good faith does not require evidence, but it also does not turn a blind eye to that evidence. Otherwise, it becomes misplaced faith.
-- Moksha

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Re: Laughing SOOO hard!

Post by MoPag » Thu Sep 13, 2018 7:58 am

Oh check out the links too!

They are calling HF Heavenly Daddy!! "Daddy" is a pet name all my gay friends call their crushes! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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believing in old men’s lies...--Ezra Pound

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Re: Laughing SOOO hard!

Post by GoodBoy » Thu Sep 13, 2018 10:07 am

I love the "Meet with a Salesman" popups!
Always been the good kid, but I wanted to know more, and to find and test truth.

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Re: Laughing SOOO hard!

Post by StarbucksMom » Thu Sep 13, 2018 11:53 am

This was my favorite part of the site so far.
Each ward is led by a bishop. Because there is no paid local clergy in Eve (not Steve)n The Church of Ziontology, these bishops come from all walks of life.

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Re: Laughing SOOO hard!

Post by wtfluff » Thu Sep 13, 2018 3:28 pm

GoodBoy wrote:
Thu Sep 13, 2018 10:07 am
I love the "Meet with a Salesman" popups!
They should probably call them Sales-Children go be more accurate.
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Re: Laughing SOOO hard!

Post by w2mz » Thu Sep 13, 2018 9:07 pm

Red Ryder wrote:
Thu Sep 13, 2018 6:47 am
Type in gospelbeleifs.org (misspelled) in your browser and see where it takes you!
LOL! That’s awesome!
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