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from Reddit: COSMOMORMON

Post by Arcturus » Mon Dec 03, 2018 10:26 am

Thought this was pretty good:
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“How valuable is a faith that is dependent on the maintenance of ignorance? If faith can only thrive in the absence of the knowledge of its origins, history, and competing theological concepts, then what is it we really have to hold on to?”
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Post by MoPag » Mon Dec 03, 2018 12:24 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:

That is awesome!!! I want some seer stone jewelry! Hot new celestial trend!! :lol:
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Post by Corsair » Mon Dec 03, 2018 5:33 pm

It's a parody that is uncomfortably close to being truthful.

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Post by 2bizE » Mon Dec 03, 2018 6:53 pm

My radiance was 10/10 on the countenance scale.
I thought my wife had read this and it got me all excited. She said, will you give it to me? Of course I will, I responded as I hurried off to brush my teeth... “I need the remaining cash back from the $50 I gave you today so me and [her friend] can go to lunch tomorrow.”
Oh, I guess I won’t brush after all...
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Post by jfro18 » Mon Dec 03, 2018 8:19 pm

The 'Second Date' one on the bottom left is gold. :lol:

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Post by græy » Tue Dec 04, 2018 10:05 am

2bizE wrote:
Mon Dec 03, 2018 6:53 pm
My radiance was 10/10 on the countenance scale.
I thought my wife had read this and it got me all excited. She said, will you give it to me? Of course I will, I responded as I hurried off to brush my teeth... “I need the remaining cash back from the $50 I gave you today so me and [her friend] can go to lunch tomorrow.”
Oh, I guess I won’t brush after all...
:lol: All too real and familiar, my friend.
Well, I'm better than dirt! Ah, well... most kinds of dirt; not that fancy store-bought dirt; that stuff is loaded with nutrients. I can't compete with that stuff. -Moe Sizlack

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Post by Red Ryder » Tue Dec 04, 2018 10:52 am

We might need to come up with an issue of GQ magazine: Gentleman's Quorumly to balance out this loud laughter and make fun of the lords anointed.

Hmmmm....

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Re: from Reddit: COSMOMORMON

Post by Reuben » Tue Dec 04, 2018 7:09 pm

EQ: Live Above Your Privileges

Man Up: Gross is Too Net For You

Everything You Need to Know About the Church, You Learned In Primary

Using Tax Laws to Seek Riches Righteously

Fashion
- What Your Cuff Links Say About You
- The Quintuple Windsor
- Out-Fox the Silver Fox

Elder Sensitivity: His Jowls Are Filled With Mercy

Further Light and Carnal Knowledge
- The Secret Grip
- The True Order
- She Can't Help But Hearken
Learn to doubt the stories you tell about yourselves and your adversaries.

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Re: from Reddit: COSMOMORMON

Post by Arcturus » Tue Dec 04, 2018 10:18 pm

Red Ryder wrote:
Tue Dec 04, 2018 10:52 am
We might need to come up with an issue of GQ magazine: Gentleman's Quorumly to balance out this loud laughter and make fun of the lords anointed.

Hmmmm....
:lol: Perfect! Looking forward to it RR!
“How valuable is a faith that is dependent on the maintenance of ignorance? If faith can only thrive in the absence of the knowledge of its origins, history, and competing theological concepts, then what is it we really have to hold on to?”
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