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from Reddit: Both Pills

Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2018 8:35 am
by græy
Saw this on reddit and laughed. I wanted to share.
To all our NOM friends. (with love.) XD
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Re: from Reddit: Both Pills

Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2018 9:03 am
by Red Ryder
I love Chino_Blanco's comment over there.
I once tried taking both pills. The ensuing synesthesia was amazing. I was suddenly smelling nuance and tasting the word Uchtdorf.

Re: from Reddit: Both Pills

Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2018 9:33 am
by slavereeno
This one made me laugh, then cry, then laugh again.

Re: from Reddit: Both Pills

Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2018 10:03 am
by wtfluff
Purple Pills? YUMMY!!!


(Not really. :x )

Re: from Reddit: Both Pills

Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2018 11:41 am
by Hagoth
wtfluff wrote:
Wed Dec 05, 2018 10:03 am
Purple Pills? YUMMY!!!
Actually purple gummies in the shapes of Bushman, the Givenses, etc. They recently had a recall to remove the Bill Reel shaped gummies.

Re: from Reddit: Both Pills

Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2018 12:46 pm
by wtfluff
Hagoth wrote:
Wed Dec 05, 2018 11:41 am
wtfluff wrote:
Wed Dec 05, 2018 10:03 am
Purple Pills? YUMMY!!!
Actually purple gummies in the shapes of Bushman, the Givenses, etc. They recently had a recall to remove the Bill Reel shaped gummies.
And I believe the UT legislature (or was it LDS-Inc.?) just passed a law that says all gummies must now be odorless, flavorless and colorless. To protect the young-un's you know?

Re: from Reddit: Both Pills

Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2018 8:05 am
by Hagoth
wtfluff wrote:
Wed Dec 05, 2018 12:46 pm
odorless, flavorless and colorless. To protect the young-un's you know?
That would be the two-hour block.

Re: from Reddit: Both Pills

Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2018 10:51 am
by Corsair
Hagoth wrote:
Thu Dec 06, 2018 8:05 am
wtfluff wrote:
Wed Dec 05, 2018 12:46 pm
odorless, flavorless and colorless. To protect the young-un's you know?
That would be the two-hour block.
I think that would be closer to a half hour of singing one hymn, taking the sacrament, then going home.

Re: from Reddit: Both Pills

Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2018 11:14 am
by deacon blues
I take three pills every day. Whenever I study I still ask myself, if the Church was true would this (various topic) make sense? If Christianity was true would this (topic) make sense? If materialism/deism/atheism was true would this (topic) make sense? It's called exploring the marketplace of ideas. Generally, Materialism makes the most sense, but I love the Christian Story and perspective. The LDS world view is appealing because it helps me empathize with my family and friends.

Re: from Reddit: Both Pills

Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2018 11:21 am
by Red Ryder
deacon blues wrote:
Thu Dec 06, 2018 11:14 am
I take three pills every day. Whenever I study I still ask myself, if the Church was true would this (various topic) make sense? If Christianity was true would this (topic) make sense? If materialism/deism/atheism was true would this (topic) make sense? It's called exploring the marketplace of ideas. Generally, Materialism makes the most sense, but I love the Christian Story and perspective. The LDS world view is appealing because it helps me empathize with my family and friends.
Sorry I should google this on my own, but Deacon, how would you describe Materialism? A spiritual concept or consumer goods and retail therapy concept?

Re: from Reddit: Both Pills

Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2018 1:42 pm
by Mormorrisey
Hilarious stuff, ya'll. The two pills are better than acid! If it didn't have the devil's tongue of profanity attached to it, I'd make it the wallpaper of my phone for all the fam to see.

I love this place, and how we can make fun of ourselves.

Re: from Reddit: Both Pills

Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2018 2:52 pm
by wtfluff
Mormorrisey wrote:
Thu Dec 06, 2018 1:42 pm
The two pills are better than acid! If it didn't have the devil's tongue of profanity attached to it, I'd make it the wallpaper of my phone for all the fam to see.
There are dozens of free websites where you can create your own and use appropriate LDS-Inc. approved profanity. (I fetchin' promise!)

Re: from Reddit: Both Pills

Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2018 4:36 pm
by deacon blues
Red Ryder wrote:
Thu Dec 06, 2018 11:21 am
deacon blues wrote:
Thu Dec 06, 2018 11:14 am
I take three pills every day. Whenever I study I still ask myself, if the Church was true would this (various topic) make sense? If Christianity was true would this (topic) make sense? If materialism/deism/atheism was true would this (topic) make sense? It's called exploring the marketplace of ideas. Generally, Materialism makes the most sense, but I love the Christian Story and perspective. The LDS world view is appealing because it helps me empathize with my family and friends.
Sorry I should google this on my own, but Deacon, how would you describe Materialism? A spiritual concept or consumer goods and retail therapy concept?
I should clarify that. I mean Materialism in the sense that visible world is all there is, there is no spirit world or life after death.

Re: from Reddit: Both Pills

Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2018 7:25 am
by Just This Guy
Those were pills? I thought they were candy and I was hungry.