General NOMfrence Sunday morning!!!!

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Re: General NOMfrence Sunday morning!!!!

Post by lostinmiddlemormonism » Sun Apr 07, 2019 9:53 am

Christopherson...my brother is gay so I can't be a homophobe.

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Re: General NOMfrence Sunday morning!!!!

Post by MoPag » Sun Apr 07, 2019 9:56 am

+5 for quoting a religious leader of another faith
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believing in old men’s lies...--Ezra Pound

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Re: General NOMfrence Sunday morning!!!!

Post by AdmiralHoldo » Sun Apr 07, 2019 9:57 am

There are 7.5 billion people on the earth. There are 16 million Mormons. God is relying solely on us to get the world ready for Jesus to come again. Sure, Jan.

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Re: General NOMfrence Sunday morning!!!!

Post by w2mz » Sun Apr 07, 2019 10:00 am

So boring and predictable. This is torture.
The church has engineered your eternal family into a commodity that can be purchased with an annual fee. The fact that full tithing payment is a requirement for saving ordinances is the biggest red flag imaginable. Hagoth

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Re: General NOMfrence Sunday morning!!!!

Post by jfro18 » Sun Apr 07, 2019 10:02 am

AdmiralHoldo wrote:
Sun Apr 07, 2019 9:57 am
There are 7.5 billion people on the earth. There are 16 million Mormons. God is relying solely on us to get the world ready for Jesus to come again. Sure, Jan.
And only about a third are active.

Im one of those 16 million and more interested in seeing that number drop.

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Re: General NOMfrence Sunday morning!!!!

Post by MoPag » Sun Apr 07, 2019 10:07 am

Callister
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believing in old men’s lies...--Ezra Pound

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Re: General NOMfrence Sunday morning!!!!

Post by The Beast » Sun Apr 07, 2019 10:07 am

w2mz wrote:
Sun Apr 07, 2019 10:00 am
So boring and predictable. This is torture.
Bring on the Java!
Are you on the square? Are you on the level?

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Re: General NOMfrence Sunday morning!!!!

Post by The Beast » Sun Apr 07, 2019 10:08 am

MoPag wrote:
Sun Apr 07, 2019 10:07 am
Callister
Tad the Turd?
Are you on the square? Are you on the level?

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Re: General NOMfrence Sunday morning!!!!

Post by MoPag » Sun Apr 07, 2019 10:08 am

The Beast wrote:
Sun Apr 07, 2019 10:08 am
MoPag wrote:
Sun Apr 07, 2019 10:07 am
Callister
Tad the Turd?
Yep! :lol:
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believing in old men’s lies...--Ezra Pound

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Re: General NOMfrence Sunday morning!!!!

Post by lostinmiddlemormonism » Sun Apr 07, 2019 10:09 am

Is his jaw fused? His lips move, but his jaw doesn't....weird.

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Re: General NOMfrence Sunday morning!!!!

Post by MoPag » Sun Apr 07, 2019 10:09 am

-10 for a stupid story
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believing in old men’s lies...--Ezra Pound

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Re: General NOMfrence Sunday morning!!!!

Post by The Beast » Sun Apr 07, 2019 10:11 am

lostinmiddlemormonism wrote:
Sun Apr 07, 2019 10:09 am
Is his jaw fused? His lips move, but his jaw doesn't....weird.
Automatons are funny that way.
Are you on the square? Are you on the level?

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Re: General NOMfrence Sunday morning!!!!

Post by AdmiralHoldo » Sun Apr 07, 2019 10:12 am

Right. It's individuals who place limitations on the Atonement. Not the institutional church as a whole.

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Re: General NOMfrence Sunday morning!!!!

Post by lostinmiddlemormonism » Sun Apr 07, 2019 10:13 am

AdmiralHoldo wrote:
Sun Apr 07, 2019 10:12 am
Right. It's individuals who place limitations on the Atonement. Not the institutional church as a whole.
Which is why you don't need to your plumber, I mean bishop. It is Christ who forgives.

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Re: General NOMfrence Sunday morning!!!!

Post by alas » Sun Apr 07, 2019 10:18 am

AdmiralHoldo wrote:
Sun Apr 07, 2019 9:14 am
Dude, I got a D+ on thermodynamics in college. Please don't make me relive it.

Brigham Young rewarded the biggest suck-up by giving him a leadership position. Shocking.
I don’t know....the first guy was right, without our modern ability to pipe water in from long distances, Arizona is pretty uninhabitable People died exploring Arizona, so how much of a reward is it to be sent to explore Arizona? “Hey, you have great faith. Go explore hell!” Yeah, that would cure anybody from ever sucking up again.

Sorry, to those of you who live in Arizona, but I lived in Tucson, so yeah without piped in water, it is hell. Even the lizards think it is too damned hot. (Ask me about the lizards who carry a stick in their mouth to stand on because the ground burns their little bitty feet.) Now I live a few miles from the Utah/Arizona border, so I am well acquainted with the “Arizona Strip.” That is the hunk of worthless land north of the Grand Canyon that when Arizona became a state, they tried to get Utah to take it for their hands and Utah didn’t want it either. If you need proof, the heat makes people like Cliven Bundy totally bat-s**t crazy.

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Re: General NOMfrence Sunday morning!!!!

Post by MoPag » Sun Apr 07, 2019 10:21 am

Rusty is up after the song
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Re: General NOMfrence Sunday morning!!!!

Post by AdmiralHoldo » Sun Apr 07, 2019 10:23 am

Special -10 for militaristic overtones in the rest hymn.

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Re: General NOMfrence Sunday morning!!!!

Post by lostinmiddlemormonism » Sun Apr 07, 2019 10:26 am

Great heart surgeon,terrible actor.

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Re: General NOMfrence Sunday morning!!!!

Post by AdmiralHoldo » Sun Apr 07, 2019 10:28 am

-50 for equating a woman's worth to her marital status, number of children, and marital status of her children.

I didn't realize that his late daughter Wendy and his wife Wendy are basically the same age. Gross.
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Re: General NOMfrence Sunday morning!!!!

Post by lostinmiddlemormonism » Sun Apr 07, 2019 10:29 am

I can have empathy for anyone that loses a child +10

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